What use does France serve? An invading point for Germany to make it feel special? Them and their little mind games. The French can suck it long and hard. I have had way too much contact with the french currently, which prompted me to write this article. I can't turn on my computer without stumbling onto a fenchy over da net. Those worthless shitfaces should stay out of my way and hide in their little servers / chatrooms. Hell, why even have a computer when you know it's a FRENCH one. They always yell a gibberish language known as french and I have had enough. It only took me 2 days to visit france and give it my seal of rejection. Their food was shitty, their people are shitty, and even their shit is shitty.
Now let us explain their war tatics. In a battle the French have two phases. The first phase is simple: run around in circles with war equipment hoping the enemy will get intimidated. Phase two: set engines for light speed and RUN AWAY. They claim to be the best but they can't even fight right. I hope to see more invasions of france in the near future.
It takes a damn good amount of sucking to make it on to this page, and look who made it: the french. Just for the popularity and my lacking inbox, I'm going to say that anybody who is not me sucks. HATE ME ASSHOLES! I'LL MAKE YOU HATE ME BY FORCE, MAYBE THEN I'LL HAVE MORE MESSAGES!