Any computer that costs money isn't worth it

I always see people going back and forth on each others computers, throwing negitive comments at each other. Sadly, each and every thing they say about computers is true. No matter what brand of computer, you can bet that scrap of junk will be sucky the next day after you buy it. Sure, my computer WAS good before it relized it doesn't have to put up with my bullshit. Computers can't even be turned off without it yelling at you the next time you turn it on. Tough shit, you lost power. And another thing. Computers take forever to get their asses in gear. Me on the other hand, I take about 10 seconds to wake up, and I'm a spawned orginisim, computers are built to SUPPOSABLY be high quality. These days, computers have more bugs than a beehive.

Another thing, what the hell is taking so long to fix such tiny bugs? Oh I'm sorry if you have to build video cards that are so good they wont have anything to support them, but right now all I want is for you assholes to get my god damn computer to stop beeping at me. I have yet to see my computer be a loyal slave like it was built to be. In fact, I actually have to physically treat it like a slave and it doesn't even live up to slave standards. I beat my computer if the connection is lost and many times it works. The other times (when it STILL doesn't work) my computer just starts working when it feels like it. If I were Bill Gates, I'd shoot myself for being such a moron. Then I'd resurrect myself becuase I'd have that much money.

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