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Gee Wiz! This goes all the way down to february 02!! This is like a documented version of half my high school career. I tried doing spell check on this once it was all together but my computer exploded. Luckily it reformed soon after for me to type this. The earlier updates.... um just take them as I didn't know any better. Anywho. Enjoy this you freaks!

Wed, January 28, 2004: another day off?!

I went to the bus stop for the 2 hours delay. Well aparently there ended up not being school at all! Aw man, that bread at the bread place in wayne is sooo good. I'd eat that stuff... and I dooo... and I am. To the windoooow, to the wall! So for the past few nights I've been playing Risk with my brother and dad. I had a shitty set up to start with. But I managed. So here's the game in short: All of that was over the course of many turns and a few hours. Towards the very end, dad and chris left the game. I went in and took their countries after they left. When I finally won... I had nothing else to live for. I reached my goal of world conquest. Billions of people were dead from war and famine. The might of the green army held the world tight with an iron fist. So I shot myself. I placed a bullet in my head. My death note said that I wanted a burial 'down under'. The idiots who buried me just buried me down under ground. I meant in AUSTRALIA you idiots!! So I arose from the grave and fed upon the brains of the living. I then went back to rule as king and champion of the world.

Thu, January 8, 2004: drinkin' soda pop at 9 o' clock. (that rhymes somehow!!!) (I get easily excited) (dare I be an e-idiot and say w00t?) (.....yes)

I sent an e-informative e-mail to this graphic design studio firm jobby concerning senior internship. To say the least, the e-mail was more formal than this update on my "blaug!". Three days later... I haven't gotten a response back yet. I know that I can't expect an imediate response from these people, but waiting for this is eating away at me like... like... like how a monkey eats away at a banana..... (rest mouse over images to see text!!!) So I really hope that I'll get a reply soon about whether or not I can intern there.

Sat, December 27, 2003: This may be the high point of my website right here.

I finally got some blank dvd+r discs. That means I can start copying movies. I got a 25 pack. If each dvd movie is $20 then that's $500 worth of movies. (25 x 20 = 500). So that's pretty sweet. Basically, if I rent a movie I like; I can keep it. So far my collection consists of requiem for a dream and bowling for columbine. Oh and yeah, we also have a dvd player finally. So tonight I was at starbucks with the gang. all I can say is that something snapped in britons head and here I will show you what happened. rest the mouse over the pictures for a brief description of the event.

Thu, December 11, 2003: I'm in one of those writing moods;

Art history trip today. I missed out on school!! yeah man. yeah. We looked at medievil and early renaissance art. Just like last time, I fell asleep whenever we sat down and the lady talked. Also, Dr. Kershner made it so that we can take home the roman art test and use the book. That'll seriously help my grade. Also great is that mrs. burns postpode the critique til monday. So I have an extra weekend! On a suckey note; I was playing this game called max payne 2 on my computer. Well of course my parents walk in (on seperate occasions) the worst parts of the game. My dad walked in just at a part where a these two guys get shot right in the head. Blood everywhere. My mom walks in where this chick is in the shower as our hero max payne is talking to her. Of course they flipped out on me. They don't want my little mind corrupted by such things! So I moved my computer to my bedroom. Now I can close the door without the room being used as a freaking hallway. If you've ever been to my house, the fastest way to get to my parent's bathroom and/or bedroom is through the room my computer was previously in. It has a door on each side. Now I don't have to worry about that. Theres one door in this room. The only problem is that there is no internet hookup. I think I'd like to get my own line in my room. That way I don't have to get off every freaking time my mom needs to make a phone call. And I could attach a phone to that thing too to have my own telephone. Yeah... that'd be sweet. Wow I just found the address of my old guestbook. When I changed sites, I changed guestbooks. It's not really anything worth looking at, but if you want to then click here. Speaking of back then. Whenever I look on old entries I feel sick. First of all they weren't funny at all. Second, they were all... ugh... I kinda wish I could start high school over again knowing what happened so I could change things. Everything is great now. I wish I made better decisions on the classes I took. If I decide I don't want to take photograhy next semester... I can't graduate. If I don't get an extended experience form in next semester... I can't graduate. If I go into school and put a bullet in someone's head if they even spoke to me... I can't graduate. The simple things in life are the greatest. You know man? You know. Carpe Diam man.... yeah man... yeah. carpe diam. sieze that freaking diam you know what I'm sayn'?

Mon, November 24, 2003: Dats me!

This is me below. BELOW ME! (say that really fast and you'll get it). Zach got me some super cool stylish sunglasses. They're obnoxiously large and have a yellow tint to them. The beanie... well I've had that for years. You know that you silly reverend. okay... check it! Yeah we went to the cheesecake factory. In the factory we ordered some appetizers that could've fed like 50 etheopians for a week. OR it could have fed 1 sumo wrestler for one meal. OR it could've fed 6 teenage males for part of a meal as a whole. And thats what did happen. We asked a waiter for a pen to write down secret santa names. Nick went to return it to the pen guy but it wasn't the right person. See, the man who gave it to him was black and stupid shitty made the mistake of giving it to the wrong black man. The man gave him a puzzled/angered look and nick sat down embarrassed. It was quite a melee that will not soon be forgotten. So what were we talking about? eh whatever. anyway. I gots to get my skool werk done. I went to return an overdue book to the library and I wore my hat and glasses ensemble. I rode my bike there. On the way back I passed some kids from the friends school I presume on the bridge. After passing them the chain came loose. My leg jutted down and I wiped out face first onto the corner of the sidewalk and street. My groin scraped against. "Ow my groin!" I said.. well no... in reality I said, "Oh that was on purpose," As the teenagers passed by. Then I said, "Ow my groin!" I fixed the chain and rode home. I get home and see a box in my room that I should've noticed before. Inside I found a pink floyd shirt with the walking hammers (If you've ever seen the wall (great movie) you'd know what I was talking about) and a radiohead shirt with a 'where I end and you begin' tag on it. I was quite shocked. I didn't order it. It had my parents names on the ordering form or whatever. The only other person that would want both of those shirts would be my brother in africa but in africa they would get way too dirty and messed up so that wouldn't make sense. Are they for me? I hope so. Whenever I see an exclamation point in my art history book I just want to find some nerdy kid and slit his throat. Only because that nerdy kid will grow up to be just like the book's author. In it's entirty the book is devastatingly boring and serious. But then every once in a while the writer of the 1198 page book becomes excited and decides a ! is appropriate. In any other circumstance I would love to have an exclamation point to hilight forms of words such as: danger, excitement, fear, love, joy ect. No, but the writer finds it necessary to put unneeded exclamation on things such as an ironic happenstance during some point in the course of human existance. I haven't encountered any double or tripple exclaimation points yet. Something would really have to excite the writer for that. (see also; wettened whistle; tickled fancy) Man there are too many people in this world. I know that when I was in 7th grade the 6 billion mark was reached. How many are there now? 6.5? 7? And it will only grow more and more in the future. More people consuming natural resourses, including food and water. That means less resources which leads to more suffering. What is to be done, if anything. Will it take some huge unknown disese? SARs sure as hell wasn't it. Maybe a giant global war. A natural disaster? Will people have to colonize other planets? Maybe the governments will put more restrictions on fucking and having children. Maybe nothing will happen and we'll go into extintion from over population like so many other species have.

Thu, November 6, 2003: I feel ways about things.

It seems like recently whenever I'm talking to just one person theres always something I want to say but I can't for some reason. And it can really apply to anyone, anywhere, with anything. once upon a time at jake hiller's house (the morning after a simply spledid get-together) I drew this picture! Oh my god.. chaz was freaking running along the wall in the breezeway. It was cool the first few times but it wore off when all these people wear watching and chaz was getting embarrassed. Holy crap. So I'm sitting here next to the computer trying to take notes for art history. I turn on itunes, put it on random and then turn on the visualizations. I put down like... two notes, glance at the screen and continue watching it for the next ten minutes. It was the strangest thing. I was dazzled by the colors, which put me into some sort of trance in which I couldn't look away. Okay maybe it wasn't 10 minutes, it sure as heck fire was a good amount of time. now I sound like I'm "Tripping" (ha.. trippin') on lsd. (not lcd you fo') K bye.

Tue, November 4, 2003: I hate donkeys

Current mood: mocking of livejournals mood

I have a recommendation: If you're bored or simply are trying to procrastinate (I don't know why you'd want to do that) go to my guestbook. Oh yes, I'm sure you've been there before... but! Where it says "page 1 of 181" or whatever, type in 181 (or what ever the last page is) and read alllll the way up to now. Some of the stuff in there is REALLY funny. especially the stuff my friend kyle wrote. I just decided to do the concentration piece thats due next week. I did a hyper realistic (what a buzz word) picture of my face in a mirror with colored pencil. The hardest part now is putting the rest of the composition in without fugging it up in nyah. Don't worry, I won't put current mood up there again. I just felt like mocking. Oh and I do make that face when I mock... it turns yellow and everything. But basically, theres no point to put current mood cause if you're reading this then you should be able to judge my mood just by that. Oh and the subjects... those are just for sillyness and fun.

Mon, November 3, 2003: I like donkeys

Man... how am I supposed to enjoy my mary jane (candy) when that name has been taited by hippies? This is looking like a long update. It isn't really though... it just looks like it. Yeah, well go ahead and read. But first, I just wonder how many people read this site. I can think of at least 4 that I think look at it regualarly. Then there are those people who come here every once in a while who have the site burried in their favorites somewhere. And then there are those stalker people. I don't know if I have any of those but I would be flattered if I did. Am I worthy of stalking? Is there anything about me that would make someone I don't know aspire to read my website every day? Eh... I doubt it. Here are some fun rocko quotes (the diferent colors represent different situations: Mr. Bighead: "My name is Ed Bighead" Crowd: "Hi Ed!" Mr. Bighead: "...and I have a meatball problem." (applause from crowd) Ed: (said non enthusiastically) Ed bed, mo med, banana manna fo fed. People in office meeting: (said non enthusiastically) Eeeddd. Ninaven: Ninaven, bo vinaven, fee fi fo FARNAK! ...... wait.... no, thats not right, n.. Boss: YOU'RE FIRED! Ninaven: NOOOOOO!!!!!! (Ninaven is ejected from his seat into the sky) Rocko: Heffer, you can't feed spunkey a fathead's cheese-chewable tablet! Heffer: Well why not? Rocko: Remember the party at my aunt's last year? Someone fed the cat a cheese-chewable tablet. (shows Heffer's hand feeding the cat a tablet) Heffer: And....? Rocko: Well five minutes later... it exploded! (shows cat exploding in thought bubble) Heffer: (points to rabbit in thought bubble) Who's that guy? I set up itunes on my computer to play every song in shuffle (plays a random song from the list). Then I made a playlist that once a song is played it is taken off the playlist automatically. (pretty cool huh? it's called a 'smart playlist') This way I HAVE to listen to every song I have. here are some pictures for you cause I'm just that way this is what it looks like when I edit my website on the computer. this is where I spend my the night sometimes talking online. this is my dog, buddy, licking his penis

Sun, November 2, 2003: Rocko: "Tirdey was..................................... bird." Filbert: "Oh god that was beautiful!"

It seems like with every day that passes I appreciate my childhood cartoons more and more. For a long time, having my own cartoon show was my dream job. okay... friday: basically we sit around for a good while, decide that trick or treating is not really worth it and we go to ryan boswell's party. that was pretty fun. for a short while I was the life of the party drawing the pictures on the computer.... but people soon lost interest and decided to go dancing or play pool or something. for the most part I just sat there on the couch chugging sodas every once in a while and watching the matrix w/out volume. funny thing is... I knew what everyone in the movie was saying anyway so it made no difference. Saturday I hung out with kyle all day. it was one of those meah days. just sitting around watching the 60 so channels of shit that cable tv has to offer. eventually some more people (aka, zach, nick, jake) came over and we did the same thing. then we went to starbucks is paoli and skyler and maura joined us. we sat and chewed the fat for a good amount of time then left. this picture describes me last night: My aunt gave me a medium sized, plastic baggie full of candy. I was psyched. Looks like another one of those lazy sundays. it will be nice to have a good day to myself to think though.

Thu, October 30, 2003: Bat! Bat! Bat!

This is gonna be a great weekend. A weekend full of stories to tell. I'm gonna get myself a halloween costume. I don't know how elaborate it'll be yet. I remember way back when (when I was young, foolish and immature) I used to have my costume decided several weeks in advance for that one night when I could get a huge bag of candy. Those days are now gone. Wow.... beck is really good. Fuck. portfolio piece and art hirtory quiz. I thought art was supposed to be the subject that caused me the least stress. what is this backwards day? the past few tests and quizes in art history I've gotten D's and E's. wait are E's even real?.... well whatever.. thats what I got. I might have to move down to accelerated at this rate. I'm pretty sure a D in a ap class = a B in an accelerated class on the gpa scale. So.... I guess you could say I'm doing fine in the class.... right? I haven't had a D in a class for a long time... nor have I had a C for a long time... Ever since I got this computer, the one I'm using right now, yes, this one right here, every since I got it I've been using it way too much. I get home on the computer, bat bat, sleep. (<hahaha. I know kyle would think thats funny.) ahh.. I wish I could sleep after school. one of those great coveted naps. I've taken naps at school during class sometimes. those are always the best ones cause you get drool all over your notebooks.... well at least I do. and this is my site isn't it? thought so. but anyway. I just sit here and rip cds and make digital art until it's time for dinner... than I continue until it's time for bed. somewhere I sneak in an update or two and get my homework done. "bat! bat! bat! bat! bat! bat!" which bat is it? -or- So anyway. the fun begins right after 7th period tommorow. 7th period is my quiz, so I know everything can go up from there. For some reason my f-ing guestbook hasn't been working. or at least not on my computer. looks like all the trash I talked on it is being picked up and shoved right back in my mouth... and some guy has a gun to my head and is threatoning to blow my brains out if I don't eat it. so I regretfully eat the trash. and and.. and a little piece comes out and the guy gets mad so he pistol whips me. (see also "thwack") then I wake up next to the new jersey turnpike. yeah... I never actually talked trash on the guestbook. the very notion is perposterous at best. draw your own conclusions....... you sicko.

Fri, October 24, 2003: Michael Craig, how I love thee

this is my update for today (I know a picture is worth 1000 words, but this simply can't be put into words):

Fri, October 17, 2003: Whee...

Today I sat around, listened to music, played computer games and drew with the music playing. Later, I went to the football game and left after half time and ate a sundae at manillas in wayne with skyler briton and shaz. then we went to some coffee shop and then went home. good times had by all. << I just finished piece #1 for my concentration in art. The concentration is reflective or shiny surfaces. So I basically have to make a whole bunch more pieces by the end of the year that would meet that. Please excuse the blurriness, my camera sucks. Approx actual size: 9'' x 11''

October 1, 2003: First of october!?

Who is that? Who is that? He's so scared. Dontcha' just wanna squeeze 'em until he dies? Click me or I'll die.

Sept 21, 03: Dodgeball

Listen everyone. Come to the dodgeball club meeting on wednesday to mr. herds room after school. I'm gonna put signs around the school tommorow. It's important that a lot of people come so we can get this club rolling. So tell your friends and loved ones to come too. We'll discuss times and locations of future dodgeball activities. Oh... and did I mention that you can get extended experiance? (Thats what advertisers call, "A teaser") SO FREAKING COME YOU DICKS!!! click image for slightly larger!!!!

Sept 9, 03: It's the end of our summer as we know it, and I feel fine.

So the summer has come to a close. The days of staying up until early morning watching television and talking to friends will once again have to be put off for school work. I'd have to say though, that this summer was awesome. I got lots of money from work and lots of stuff happened for me to spend it on. Movies I saw on video this summer: Fight club, The Animatrix, The monster that challenged the world, Bowling for columnbine and some more I forget. Movies I saw this summer in the theater: Finding Nemo, The Hulk, Charlie's Angels, 28 Days later, Pirates of the Carribean amd Spy Kids 3D: Game Over. Only two of those movies were good. But not REALLY good. Top memories of the summer: Getting a pellot gun in the mail, Going paintballing, Getting Hail to the Theif, Blowing airhorns at Todd's graduation, having an end of school cook out/ pool party/ frolf at Jake's house, trying to tube down kyle's creek during a storm... and dying during it, losing my toenail, having diarreah... REAL bad, seeing the fireworks, going to six flags, going to the outer banks, waverunning, the radiohead concert,hanging out w.steve, jumping in/swimming in the quarry, driving around with friends going nowhere, hanging out with all my buddies and of course.... playing rugby-tennis. Yeyyy!!! I beat bust-a-move!

July 31: Man this was/is a great summer. Maybe I should get one of those crappy bands to write a crappy song about it.

yeah I just kinda liked this picture in a sick sorta way. so now I am featuring it on my website. do as the young girl says

June 13: Ow. chaz's jeep battery ran outta juice cause he left to lights on. So we got some jumpers to get it working. Somewhere it was hooked up wrong and ultra heated the metal on the cables. The jeep still didn't start so I grabbed the cable to take it off and it burned me. Ow. Well I listened to HTTT a few more times and it's grown on me pretty much. radiohead rules. I heart google image search. Oh how I loathe monkeys. But wait... then why am I featuring it as a guest on my website? Oh well. Enjoy it more by clicking the image.

June 9: Oh yeah! I've never paintbulled before, but I have to say that it was powerful fun. Tommorow is when the new radiohead album, hail to the thief, comes out. Also, thats when the graduation for the seniors is. I leave for africa on the 23rd of June and get back July 14th. June 23 is the monday after finals week... wow.

June 6: I just got home from werk and I see todd talman's older brother. he, he works at walgreen's now during the night. He looks like he thrives in darkness and drinks the blood of the living. I faked sick today. I wasn't feeling to well in reality but that wasn't anything enough to keep me from going to school. Anywho... one more week left, then exams the next (which are all quarter days!). I'm gonna run every day this summer I think. Cause all I do is sit around mostly, and thats bad right? Remember when I used to put more pictures up? Well here's a random picture I made. As I 've always said, "Blind people should not be allowed to drive cars." Click for larger!!!

Apr. 30: I was looking around my house for construction paper for a poster for history class. Too many "fors". Anywho.. I found some old journals from elementary school. No wonder they sent me to the summer reading program... this is the only way for me to find out now what was going on in that head back then. here are my favorites:

Apr. 28: Yeah I'm working on a new flash movie right now. It's gonna be much better than the last one about the sock puppet. It'll include voice acting this time... with my voice! It'll probobly be done by next week depending if I work on it much. The report card came in. The results are not great but not bad. I actually passed the 1st marking period of health II somehow. Yeah it's an easy class... if you actually write the few papers you have to do... which I only did one of and didn't even fulfill the requirements of that.

Apr. 27: Wow the Flaming lips concert was awesome. Okay so me, kyle, chaz, jake and todd take the train to market east station and walk to s. street from there. We get pizza and eat beside the delaware. Then we get a cab to go to the electric factory. Inside the cab I sat in shotgun with everyone else in the back. At some point I said to the taxi driver, "So... uh have you ever played crazy taxi?" "Crazy taxi?.. naw man, naw." "Oh well it's an arcade game. It's really fun. You can drive as fast as you want and you have to race the clock." "Oh yeah?.." He didn't really know what I was talking about. So we're outside the electric factory waiting in line and we see this homeless guy talking to some people in front of us. I look at chaz and could tell he had some sort of plan with this guy and he was pysched. So the homeless guy comes up and chaz puts a dollar in his hat. At the point to guy just started talking and talking. He was saying stuff like, "Ya man, you tink phillys the place you gotta be..? You'd not be thinkn' that if ya'll went to norleans. Wit the mardi gras an' eryting." Then chaz just simply said "Gumbo." while the guy was talking. That made him all excited for some reason and he began talking about gumbo and cornbread. Then, somehow the guy got on some thing about putting all this beer and ice in a bathtub in a hotel room..? Long story short, the guy was crazy. So we're in the factory and I see eric lewis and lloyd cargo in these polar bear outfits, jon carreli, alex smith, hoyt bangs, toby butler, guy from my health class and dave carlson. (there were more people I saw there from school but I forget who). The opening bands weren't spectacular but the flaming lips were... well.. like a birthday party. It was great. Giant balloons, confetti thrown about, dancing people in animal costumes on the stage and a screen behind the band complete with japanese girls in gunfights, giant robots and this girl in only her pantis jumping around with maximum jiggalige. There was this girl in front of us who knew some of the guys in an opening band or something. Oh yeah and she was drunk. Oh yeah and she was also good looking. She would give random hugs and stare me straight in the eyes and then grab my gut and stuff like that. She was drunk. We left and took the train home. The end. Whew... long update.

Apr. 26: God... cvs... gone. Phew. I'm done working there but I did manage to write that I'm gone on the wall in the back room with a permanent marker. There are a few good people there but then again there are quite a few bad. (then theres the ones I don't care either way). So there are like five minutes left until it was time for my to time out. And it's freakin like 90 degrees in there! So I unzip the bottoms my convertable pants to make them shorts. Okay, so a few minutes later I go to the backroom to give my best. Then this fugly whore-lady named Karen Young (someone put a hit on her head...) was like, "Pete, did you come in with those shorts on?!"

"No, I just unzipped 'em. The rest is in my pocket." I said.

"Well you're gonna have to put them back on! You know the store policy blah blah blah...." She insisted.

"Well I'm leaving in 2 seconds so whatever, I'm not putting them back on."

So she strayed from that and then said, "..Well since this is your last day I'm gonna need your employee discount card."

"I don't have that with me right now..." (which is true. my dad was using it right then)

"Well I'm not going to give you your paycheck until you give it back." She replied.

"Can't give me my paycheck?!"

"Hey I'm just following the rules. Now I need your card."

"I'll get you the card!"

Gosh so I go up to the checkout and my dad just had the discount rung up and I got it from him so I could make my purchase. Then karen comes up and sees the card in my hand. She says, "So Pete... why'd you lie to me?"

"God.. I didn't lie. My dad was holding it. Now let me get my paycheck."

She handed it to me and say goodbye to everyone 'cept her and left. The end.

Apr. 25: My older brother called at 6:03 yesterday morning. It freakin woke me up but it was nice to talk to him for a few minutes before school. He was calling about getting a landrover to rent when we visit him in africa. Today I get this call from kyle and he's all, "My car's outta gas! Yikes!" and I'm all, "Don't pop blood vessel dude!" okay well I'm paraphasing. But anyway, he parked up near my house with the remaining fumes in the tank and we got him some gas and he went on his way.

Apr. 23: Oh SHIIIIIIT! Pikmin 2?! I mean c'mon man. They fixed the problem about time limits!! I'm gonna get this game and ejaculate all over it! Those pikmin are so lazy!!! I'm gonna toss them around and whip them!! Oh dude. The funny thing is, is that some people must have no idea what pikmin is and why I'm acting this way.

Apr. 22: Yeah so today I'm in history and chaz tears off part of his book cover and shows it to me. I see this stick figure with a large ass farting on another stick figure. The fart cloud eats away the guys face. Whoa man... today at aroud 4:30 I was lay down in bed. Around 2 1/2 hrs. later I wake up. My mom wakes me up and I see the clock thinking it was morning. She asked me if I was sick and she felt my head. I thought I was gonna miss school! Then I realized my mistake and did my homework. I hate my life... well...okay, not really.

Apr. 21: My last day of work is saturday. Wow. Practically everyone at work came up asking if I was really quitting. I feel loved... I made my good-byes via hugs and handshakes. Oh my shit! There's this commercial on tv thats so ridiculous that its funny! Okay so theres this guy that has a jumpey voice talking about how trident has long lasting flavor or whatever and he points to a chart with a red arrow going up to prove the longevity of it's flavor. THEN.. you see a squirell enter his pant leg and moments later you hear a crisp bite as the rodent bites his testicles!!! Then he grabs them and screams!!! OH MY GOD THATS SO GREAT!!!!

Apr. 20: I'm 17 and my mom made me an easter basket... not that I'm complaining. Whoa man... 4/20 let's go smoke weed man... god damn hippies. Oh yeah... one more thing. On wednesday I put a note in this envelope at work for the manager to see. The next day I work (yesterday) he says, "Pete, I saw the note." (my nametag reads 'pete') "Oh yeah," I replied. "Yeah. So... do you have any reason for quitting?" "Well. To be honost, I never got the raise I should've gotten at least 6 months ago." "Okay." He says and walks off. Geez.. what a jerk. He knowingly doesn't give me a raise. Gives me the same bs response each time I ask him and then I leave and he feigns no compasion. I gotta make sure to tell him about his jerkdom before the 26th (my last day).

Apr. 19: Went to mall; checked out chicks; left.

Apr. 16: Yeah I quat today. Damnit... I just did my history homework and then realized that I did the questions on the wrong pages. So now I have to do the whole thing over again. DONKEY FUCK HELL SHIT DAMN COCKSUCKING..... damn.

Apr. 15: Man I'm gonna drop cvs like a sack of hot potatoes. That place went from a really fun job with lots of people that I actually enjoyed going to, (who'da thnuk that?!) to never've gotten a raise and all cool people are gone/leaving. It all started in the beginning of '02 when my homosexual (yet amazing) manager... like THE manager in charge... left. I wonder if I knew at the time he was gay if it would've changed my opinion on him. Anywho, many great people have worked there but they fell into some sort of worm hole that transports them to a parallel dimension full of chaos. But, I just went to Wallgreen's today (CVS's biggest rival) and filled out an application. Hopefully I'll get hired and I'm definatly not going for anything less than $7 an hour cause that would cancel out part of my reason for leaving (a less experienced worker by the name of dave platt got a raise up to $7.50, even though he's only been there since the summer started). Whether or not that is true doesn't matter because I still should've gotten a raise after a year and a half of working.

Apr. 13: Man whats with me and not doing homework? I have to find all these vocab words from frankenstein and make note cards and such. It's not a hard assignment it's just gonna take a while and it would have been better if I started when it was assigned like 2 weeks ago... by the way, I made a little movie in flash with a sock puppet. As you can see I'm still learning, but they'll get better in the future.

Apr. 10: Aw shit yeah. I've missed three days of psychology starring mr. parker with these pssas. God that class... he stands there and does this the whole time.

Apr. 8: Well spring break has come to a close. The first half some contractors started fixing up the bathrooms so they'd be more fun to poop in or whatever by waking me up at 8:20 with their racket. On wednesday I went to kyle's and stayed til today (tues) cause my parents went to arizona with my dad's company. The second half was definately more eventful. One day I went to the bathroom to shave and glanced at kyle in the other bathroom. He turned around with a strange look on his face and with his hair all combed back. "Looks great." I said. Well I looked back at him and realized that he didn't actuclly comb it back, he cut it. So I shaved the rest off for him cause I'm such a nice guy. Despite many bad movies (ie; The Core, The Hunted, Texas Chainsaw Massacre...) spring break was great.

Mar. 29: Whenever I work just as I'm leaving a ton of customers come in and hold me up at the register for about 15 minutes. Those extra 15 minutes of work are the worst cause I know that the manager won't override it or whatever and pay me the extra 1.75 of whatever that I earned by being there. I know it's not very much money at all but when I look at my paycheck each week and see 9.8 hrs when I come in late but never 10.2 hrs when I leave late it just bothers me. (I work 10 hrs per week). Another thing that bothers me is this movie. It was sooo bad.

Mar. 26: Ohh... ahhh.... ohhooooh.... heh heh heh.....

Mar. 23: I just saw this movie called: "Riki-Oh!: The Story of Ricki" ...or something like that. It was made in Japan and then dubbed over in english. It was ultra funny and horribly violent. Who knew that you could punch someone in the head and make the top half come off in doing so?

Mar. 20: Wow. So many freakin' anti-war protests going on. I know everyone already knows this but for rememberance sake if I were to look back on this. I've heard people excited that can't wait to watch iraq get bombed on TV. I've never been old enough to remember a war going on so this is new. I'd kinda like to go downtown to a demonstration and have a pro-war sign to see what all these people would do. Here's what it may look like. Click for larger.

Mar. 15: I got off work and had to get a card for my mom for her birthday or else she'd rip off my head. All the ones at my store sucked so I went to hallmark and briana helped me find something. Then I picked up the bike from being fixed. So now I'm at home with the bottom parts of my pant legs zipped off cause it's quite warm out. I'm gonna go on a freaking bikeride!

Mar. 14: Man if zelda isn't great I'm gonna kill evvvvvveryone.

Mar. 13: Do you ever just sit there and think about stuff? Amidst everything thats going on you just sit and do nothing for say 45 minutes. My middle bro chris got in a car accident this afternoon. He isn't hurt too bad but the car it totally totaled. Right now he's at the hospital getting an x-ray to see if he's broken.

Mar. 11: Yeah for some reason I decided not to go to the talent show. Today I'm interviewing a man who fought in the battle of the bulge in WWII for history class so that may be interesting.

Mar. 5: Oh my... friday is going to be the high point of my life. Buddies for special olympics talent show (yeah I don't care for the name either) 4th and 5th periods. I'm hoping that it will be great material for comedy. Oh and if you click the image to the left you can see an image I found with google's image search!

Mar. 4: Thing that I hate: When people use their hands to help them describe things; when people say "left hand turn" instead of "left turn". Yeah. I hate that.

Mar. 3: 3-3-03.... Coldplay.. phew.. good. Some crappy band came in before coldplay to try to ruin everyone's fun. For the time being that band did ruin my fun cause their music was so very bad. Then coldplay came out and everyone stood up and times were once again grand. Click for larger dudes.

Feb. 27: Yeah I'm gonna try making polls on the site for fun.

Feb. 24: My computer's internet is restored! Now I can waste hours of my life away!

Feb. 24: Aw man. This morning my dad woke me up at about 5:55 am and told me we have a two hour delay. So I turned off my alarm and went back to sleep. I woke up what seemed to be 2 hours later, looked at the clock and found that only 15 minutes had passed. I was so happy. Later today, right after 1st period, I was walking through the courtyard. I walked under the lone tree and found a bird lying (wait is it lying or laying....?) on the ground. I inspected it closer and found that it must have broken its neck falling from the tree. Pretty stupid way to die if you're a bird. So I picked it up by its tail feathers and hid it behind a bush in the courtyard. After homeroom I got a plastic bag from my homeroom teacher and put the bird in it. And now it is resting in peace in my book bag. Oh, and as I was making this update in the school library, I farted. I had the most generic fart ever. And a girl a few seats down heard it and smiled.

Feb. 20: The modem driver for my computer is being sent to my house in 3-5 days. That means that soon I'll be able to waste my life away online once again! Phew those 5 1/2 day weekends are great. I just got this zelda master quest happy smile bonus disk thingey for free for gamecube. The game is alright but I was puzzled when I found cows trapped halfway inside walls mooing for freedom.

Feb. 8: Aw man. Today me and kyle went sledding on this hill. The picture is not an exaggeration of the steepness of the hill. Anywho at the bottom the sled went out from under me and I smashed my feet into the ground. My spine coiled up like a slinkey and then sprung back out. Only my left foot hurts now. As you can see I am frowning because It hurts. Click for larger

Feb. 6: I keep hearing this god-damn squeak in the library. Nobody else notices its existence but me. I'm gonna get to the bottom of this.

Feb. 5: Whoa did you know that my site is over a year old. February 1st 2002 was when the madness started. Right now I have my computer but the modem driver is f-ed.

Jan. 31: Computer still f-ed up.. I never realized how much I used that blasted thing. Gasp.. I didn't mean it home PC. I still love you, even if you won't work. I've resorted to watching television more. Basically, I watch nick when spongebob comes on cause I LIKE that show. Nickelodeon has changed. They have these hosts now to announce the cartoons coming up and then for some reason they pour slime all over these kids before they show the cartoon, and the kids like it! The hosts are all oviously in love with each other and they only spend time hosting live kid shows to see each other. If anyone has 2nd period free on days 2, 4 and 6 then tell me, cause I'm very lonely. Very, very loonely. Oh so loolny. loony.

Jan. 28: This is an update from school. My home computer is f-ed up so I can't use it. This is the first time I've even tried updating just using html so this is new/exciting.

Jan. 25: Yeah so apparently my mom planned a suprise party under my nose. I pretty much thought there was gonna be one but then the suspicion died down after a while. I keep having these dreams where my oldest bro steve comes home from africa for some reason. Hmm. must mean something but I don't know what.

Jan. 24: bleh. I tried installing windows XP... didn't work out just right. on the bright side of life, I did pretty good on exams. My best one was history.

Jan. 23: The order of grades from highest to lowest based on my preconceived speculation are as follows; History > Chemistry > Brit lit > Algebra II. Man midterms week was EASY. The only test I'd say I had trouble with was math. After midterms the first two days we went out to lunch and stuff, hung out etc. It was a blast and a half.

Jan: 22: On January 22, 1986 @ 7:30 pm Peter E. was born. In celebration of the anniversary of my birth, I made a gray balloon.

Jan 18: god those freakin livejournals have become so freakin trendy. Yes, they do bother me, and yes, I do have the right to say that, and yes, my website is FAR better than livejournals, and yes, I do realize my website is better, and yes, livejournals are trendy... freakin. Now I sound all biast. Oh that peter, he's "bashing" livejournals, I take personal offense to that! Haha, aw man. Hate the livejournal, love the livejournaler.

Jan 16: I found the fart machine in my jacket pocket today. So every once in a while I would just stand there, say nothing and keep pressing the fart button. Nobody thought it was funny. Towards the end of lunch I was trapped behind a door. I was not too happy and everyone who went by didn't help me. The door wasn't locked, oh no, I was being held in. Here is a diagram I drew to help one understand my dilemma.

As you can see, I am trapped. Click to see larger view.

Jan 14 (again): after school this year has kinda sucked. I feel like I'm sick but not really. I just don't feel like doing anything except sitting at the computer. and I grow weary of that too. I seriously need to do something with myself. (other then the usual)

Jan 14: heh heh... I don't see why so many people stress over the midterms. As long as you're in school most of the time you'll be alright. It's just all watered down material from the year. Whatever grade you get on the marking period is less than or equal to the grade you'll get on the midterms. I'm not gonna study, I'll admit that.

Jan 13: Few nights ago I was at the computer and my dad was watching the football game. Every once in a while he would change the channel ( I guess during the commercials but I wasn't really watching). So at one point a commercial comes up and I'm listening from the computer. It went as follows, "Me and my bro eat a lot, but I'm the on who puts on the pounds!" then you hear this voice, "It's not your fault, it's your metabolism." So the ad continued with something on why you should buy their pills or whatever. I dunno, I just think that that was pretty ridiculous.

Jan 11: man. sometimes you don't realize what you're doing until someone tells you.

Jan 10: wow. I don't know what I'm gonna do this weekend. same ol' same ol' I guess. I just got a letter via air mail from my brother. Apparently, the less the letter weighs, the less it costs him to send it. So somehow he wrote the letter on the inside of the envelope. so it was pretty difficult to read.

Jan 9: I decided to redo my art site. It's part of the school server so I have basically no limit to how many images or whatever I upload to the place. (whereas on angelfire which I'm using for this site I only get 20 megs of space) Anywho, if you were to click that link up there you'd realize that it is a disgrace. To be fair to myself, that was the first site I've ever made and I've learned a little since.

Jan 8: Just talked to my oldest bro on the phone tonight. There was a one second delay on the phone going across the atlantic ocean and to zambia and all. He told me some stories. Steve, (my bro) asked an african boy in Swahili to get him mango. The boy got him one and when he saw that steve enjoyed it he got him 5 more the next day. Another time, avillager said to him (in Swahili I guess) that whenever a stray animal wondered into the village he (the villager) and his friends "would share it alive." My brother didn't quite understand what he meant by that at first. He later found out that they would literally tear the animal limb from limb for food, while it was living.

Jan 7: Wow look at this thing. It makes my current gameboy obsolete. I mean, this modified version plays the same games it's just even smaller (with the same sized screen) and is backlit with rechargable batteries. I have a new reason to live. Today I saw a t-shirt that had this blood design that borna made and his name with something that said borna loves you. His fans wear t-shirts to show they are fans now I guess.

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Jan 6: I got my art matted (sorta like being framed for those who are dumb) for the governer's school thingey. And today the art wil be delivered to be judged. Working today, man I'm gonna get subway I just know it... and I'm gonna love it. I think I'm only working with one other person tonight so I'll probobly end up on the register all night. (not that that is a bad thing seeing as christmas has passed and no one is ready to buy valentine's stuff.

Jan 5: I must have entered a time warp because yesterday I made a Jan 5 update when it was actually Jan 4. I must have updated twice in one day without knowing it.

Jan 5: Driving around and beeping at random people is fun. Driving through a miniature obstacle coarse filled with cones is fun. Hitting all of the cones and getting one stuck under that car and having to go under and remove it is fun. Driving around under the influence of alcoholic beverages is not fun, it's bad.

Jan 4: Yeah so I just figured out that about 11.76% of the people who apply for this thing get in. 200 out of about 1,700 people who apply get in. Work 7-12 tomorrow. Yeah, best shift ever, I got it.

Jan. 3: Today was better, sorta. I got on the bus this morning and was listening to my CD player and then the batteries died in the middle of a song. I did the macbeth play today. I was macbeth. I used blood capsules to make my hands bloody after murdering duncan (nick). Then I went over and talked to lady macbeth (chris). Overall it was alright.

Jan. 2: Oog. School sucked today. I woke up to my alarm and hopped right outta bed but I was still really tired. Today I had that feeling where you're so tired that when you close your eyes it burns. I hate that. And then I felt all shitty like I hadn't gotten a shower or anything (which I did). My mouth was dry all day and no matter how much water I drank it wouldn't go away. Then my ears kept getting all pressurized. I got my triptic done and found out that it wasn't due until sometime next week. And tonight my mom has been bugging me about getting an aplication done for this governer's school for the art. It's this thing that takes up 4 weeks of summer, basically like a college. You get free room and board and free lessons. BUT, it's hard to get into. In fact, it's very rare. For the entire state I think only 100 people get in. Of course I'm basing that off of nothing but I still don't have good chances of getting in. My art teacher on the other hand thinks I have what it takes. Well, I guess it might be cool to go to that thing.

Jan. 1, 2003: Yes so the new year is upon us. And I know what I'm going to hear when I get to school. "Duh!! I can't believe it's 2003!! Uh!! I'm sucha idiot! It feels like 2002!!" Speaking of school, it starts tomorrow. And I have a freaking triptic due then. Hopefully the snow gods will have mercy upon us and give us snow to cancel school. That would be ultra bitchen. Yeah I went to a new years party sorta thing at kyle's house last night. we mostly watched cartoons the entire time, but it was better than work.

(My apologies, the december updates went missing)

Nov. 30: The candid pics link doesn't work because I haven't uploaded it yet and I want to get more pictures before I start it.

Nov. 29: Are you insane? find out here. It's weird to know that there are other Peter Ericksons out there... Look at some of the ones I found below.

Nov. 28: I stayed up 'til about 12:30 for the first time for a long time. Stayed at home this year for thanksgiving, thankfully. My great aunt from across the street and my aunt and uncle along with two young cousins came over. My one cousin, wesley, is 8 years old and cries so much. He brought over some gamecube games and I completely romped on him with no mercy and he cried and cried. We played some hockey game and it was a complete shut-out. Every goal I scored he cried even harder.

Nov. 27: My dad spent all night talking to customer support last night so I can start updating again!

Nov. 26: Internet still f-ed up. You know, I can only take so much of chang sung gao, I can only take so so much of andrew dickenger.. but when they are together, arguing, about things as trivial as which final fantasy is the best or about buying and selling on E-bay (no joke) then watch out... whoa man. Sometimes I like to intrude upon conversationes in jest. ie: andrew talking about mortal kombat I will intrude and say, "Mortal kombat for sega genisis is the best game ever made." (from billy madison) Either he doesn't get the joke and thinks that I'm serious or doesn't think it's funny or what. I dunno, but I don't get much of the response I was searching for.

Nov. 23: Yeah my internet is still screwed up so by the time I figure out the problem and fix it, it may not be nov. 23 anymore. But I'll just keep updating offline. I watched a program on tlc a while ago about fat people. There was a guy that was 900 pounds or something. He used to be pretty normal weight but he became depressed and ate food and was depressed that he gained weight and eventually he was too big to move much so all he did was sit around and eat. They said he ate 2 large pizzas, 6-7 glasses of milk and an entire loaf of bread... all in one day everyday without any exercise.

Nov. 20: Damn you microsoft... damn you... I keep having trouble getting online cause of access numbers and stuff. Oh and yes.. I have aquired metriod prime.

Nov. 18: Just found out that we get the 25th (monday) and the 28-29th (thurs-fri) off next week. Only two days of school that week!!! I strongly dislike school... this is just what I wanted.

Nov. 17: My damn VCR keeps destroying tapes. I need to get a new one or a DVD player or something. Today I took a nap. I think I may have to do it every sunday cause I have nothing else to do. It feels so good after you wake up 3 hours later, it's like going into a time machine. After a week of school a nap isn't too hard of a thing to take.

Nov. 14: Yeah so my dado cut my hair last night. Good, bad? I dunno. Different? Yes, no maintenance required. Art right now we have this man that is really good at portraits (drawing people's faces) teaching us. Whenever he comes around the room to check and see how we're doing, he always puts his hands on my shoulders while he's giving me tips. It's just kinda weird. He does that for everyone though. I'm guessing he needs to have not only an audible link but a physical link while talking to someone. I hope next time he does that he doesn't violently thrash me.

Nov. 13: hmm I don't have anything interesting to say right now.

Nov. 11 (veteran's day): hahahah oh my god! In english class I sit next to jay jones. So in the beginning of class he's looking the other way and I have gum that I just chewed on the tip of my index finger. So I dab it quickly against his cheek then move it back slightly. He then turns his face slowly to me having his cheek press right against the gum. Even after pressing against it he continues even though one would expect him to move back away from it. He finally moves his face back and I keep my finger in the same place. The gum stretches out and then smacks back onto his cheek. "Are you joking me?!" He exclaimed.

Nov. 10 (after work): Working late sucks. It's so dead. Especially when the only other person there is katy manzo (who doesn't speak much). Just found out my brother, chris is moving to phoenixville. That means I get my room and the use of the phone back. For him however... I'm having a preminition that this won't at all for him. His job now is painting and that ends once it starts getting cold and he's had some problems in his life recently. ie: getting busted at college and dropping out.

Nov. 10: Work tonight, 5-10:30. Going to the shore next weekend, don't ask me why. Oh god. Metroid... I've waited so long for you... 8 more days.... going to work tonight... and I'm driving a car there by myself! Thats what happens when you get a licence. Next will be a car, then college, then marriage, a career, then a house, then being all old, then death. Well, thats just the average life. I plan a sub-average one.

Nov. 9: Awwwww shit! Jackass the movie.... hilarious. I recomend seeing it for a 'laugh out loud' time. I don't recomend seeing it however, if you hate seeing gross stuff, cause there's a lot of it. So I get off work and go to kyle's, we go to atlantic bread company, eat, I ponder why they put soup inside bread, we go to Fraiser movie theater... and they don't let us in. "You have ID?" "Yeah here's my drivers licence." "Okay.. you're not 17." So we go to king of prussia. "You have ID?" "ugh...two for 'the ring.'" Little did the man in the wheelchair that tore our tickets know, we didn't go see the ring, we went to jackass instead. Whoa. Bet ya never knew about that trick!

Nov. 7: I feel so stupid. An art trip was today and I signed up for it last week. They set it up so a small amount was aloud to go, first come first serve. So everyone left, without me, cause I forgot...

Nov. 6: I almost got hit by an acorn today coming home from school, twice. These things fall out of the trees at 50mph nearly drilling into my skull, right through my brain, down through my body and out my rear end, making blood splatter everywhere. On another note, I finally decided to beat mario sunshine.

Nov. 5: Turns out Peter Ferrara, the only other good pete I know of, didn't get that detention. I'm quite suprised. My worst grade 1st marking period was math with a 83% or somewhere around that. I'm also suprised that I have at least 3 a's in my majors (including art).

Nov. 4: Attention everyone! At cvs you can get leftover halloween candy for 75% off!! Get the good candy before everyone else does!! Next week the candy will be 90% off as long as there is some off!! Poop smells like Bryan Savard, not the other way around. And Johnny Hoffnagle, phew, boy does that kid bother me. His high pitch screams sound like a baby just learning to use its vocal cords. The way his fat ripples when he makes the slightess move, the aroma of a wet gym locker room and the beads of sweat that trickle down from that collection of facial hair that he'd like you to call sideburns. Do I hate this person? Well no. Does it pain me to listen to his nonsensical gyberish and singing every other say? Yes.

Nov. 2: Okay... I didn't end up bleeding from too much trick or treating. In fact, I barely trick or treated at all. We left at about 8:30 or something to start and nobody was home or they didn't feel like answering the doors or whatever. So we just went back and stole innocent pumpkins and swallowed them whole as they begged for mercy. Oh man. Last night (friday I think) I went to Phantom of the Opera with my parents at the Forrest theater in philly. It was amazing. I didn't really think I liked broadway musicals until I actually saw one in person last night. The phannnnnnn-tom-of-the-opera-is-herreeeeeee....

Oct. 30: Tomorrow is I'm gonna trick or treat until I bleed!!

Oct. 28: I didn't think people could get addicted to nicorette gum until this lady that comes in every week buys 6 boxes of it per purchase. the only other reason she'd buy that much would be to give to her friends or someone cause her little old body probably couldn't handle all that nicotine surging through her blood every week.

Oct. 26: Last night, me, kyle, jake, nick and todd went to see the jackass movie in fraiser. So we had to get kyle's mom to buy us the tickets to get in. When we get to the guy that his only purpose in life is to tear the tickets... THEY ASK FOR ID. It doesn't make any sense. We just got the tickets so shouldn't we be able to get in? So we go ask for a refund and start arguing with the lady and she boasts having 20 cops in the theater. We get our refund and go out the door and think, "Why aren't those 20 cops out arresting bad people instead of protecting us innocent children from seeing things we see and hearing things we hear every day?" So we go to john's across the street and we get pizza and then wait outside for kyle's mom. These punks come out and see us having a gladiator match (a match where two people stand on a curb and try to push the other off). Then they want to join in. So kyle goes against this one kid and he loses. Then the kid shoves him afterwards for no reason. So these kids just kept saying all this stupid crap that made no sense and throwing stuff around trying to hit us and AND get this... shh... they were smoking cigarettes. The scum finally left and kyle's mom showed up and we went to his house and slept over. This morning I got my driver's licence.

Oct. 22: Me and shitty-san skipped out on the SAT course today. Those courses are unbearably boring. So after the course was over I went in the room and said, "Oh am I late?" ........ no one seemed to notice so it wasn't really that funny.

Oct. 21: If someone without digestive problems took laxatives and then took an equal amount of anti-diarrhea pills, would they cancel each other out? Post answers in guestbook 'cause I'm SHITTIN' to know!!!! ....wait that doesn't make any sense at all...

Oct. 19: Isn't funny how you always think of the best things to say after something happened and regret saying it? Just today at work (12-8 right after PSATs... ugh..) a sophomore comes up and says, "Hey, can you get me some cigarettes?" I reply, "Are you 18? (knowing that he isn't by his face, height and voice)" "Well... I have a fake I.D." He says. "No," I said softly. (<<haha) "C'mon.. why not?" "Don't be ridiculous!" I told him. So he left. I wish I pretended to let him. "Oh yeah sure I'll give you some. What brand do you want? Oh okay. Yeah. I can't seem to find it. Here let me call up a manager. (beep) 'umm.. can I get a manager up here? I can't seem to find these cigarettes for this underaged kid. thanks'" Little punk.

Oct. 18: PSATs tomorrow morning. I went to kyle's after school. On the downstairs computer he found some 'internet checkers' game that losers play in their free time. So he starts playing and it has a selection of messages you can send the other player. He kept saying "It's your turn! It's your turn! It's your turn! It's your ect." The funniest part was that we wouldn't stop laughing even though most normal people wouldn't think it was funny at all. end.

Oct. 16: Unbe-freakin-leivable! I got a 98% on my history project on Andrew Carnegie. You may be thinking, "What's so amazing about that to make Peter say such a thing?" I'll tell you. My project was the biggest case of plagiarism in the entire world. I almost didn't conceive anything by myself! Mr. Herd is so far a really easy teacher as long as one gets one's homework done. Aw man I'm learning how to do flash in my animation class. I'm gonna make some goooood ones once I figure out how. Hopefully I can upload some in the future onto my site. I'm glad. My site seems to be running along smoothly but... it's missing something. A candid picture section! I'm hoping to get some 'candid' pics up here fun for. Candid meaning: out of the ordinary and/or humorous.

Oct. 16: The farmer said, "Where's my tractor?" Today, twice, during the call downs they called down, Art Vandalea. If you're a Seinfeld fan then you'd think it's funny.

Oct. 15: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? See tomorrow's update for the answer!!

Oct. 14: I finally found out how to make the menu up there work; I won't go into details 'cause it's boring. I'm so gonna drop spanish. I mean, there are some fun people in that class and all.... but... it's my worst class when it comes to grades. Have you ever FAILED, I mean flat out got every answer wrong on a true/false test? Considering the fact that one should at least get 50% right (or 50% wrong for you pessimistic people) I got all of them wrong on a true/false test in spanish! I admit I didn't study but... I FELL FOR EVERY, SINGLE, TRICK!!!! I felt very ashamed afterwards. Going back to the dropping spanish thing; it's lowering my GPA (grade point average) and I'd much rather take animation and digital graphics (1st semester) and honors psychology (2nd semester) than spanish. Hey, same amount of credits right? right? right? Right. Aw man!!! I just found out how to change that annoying bad anner I mean ad banner up at the top of your page. I made the backround the same and put in that animation to mock them. Unfortunately, I can't get rid of the ad.

Oct. 13: Last night was shaz/lesli's birthday party at annie's house. To sum it up, never go with a friend to a stranger's house and expect everything to be just fine.

Oct. 12: Okay, everything is pretty much set up. I just need to make all the larger versions of the animations and get the old weblog stuff up here. Oh, and the guestbook is the same thing so don't worry about that.

Oct. 11: Brand-freaking-new site design!!! I'm working on getting all of the old weblog archives and animations (including some new, never before seen ones!!)

Sept. 26: I finally have my stoopid projects done for history and english. Today I go into to CVS to work at about 4pm. Just as I get to the second automatic door, the lights go off. The door won't open so I have to push it open. The power was out. The customers were evaced within minutes. All the emergency lights in the store turned on. So it was me and Gus with robin in the photo lab and mary ann as manager. We sat for an hour listening to Gus's mindless babblings and telling customers we were closed when they came to the doors. 5 of clock rolled out (roll out! bum, bum, bum-bum) and Randy came in. So we sat and talked for an hour. A little after 6 the lights suddenly came on and the registers booted up. So for the remaining time until 9 we worked. So I got payed two hours today for sitting around and talking. How about that?! HUH?! HUH?!?!

Sept. 25: Yeah. I think I may aquire freehand or frontpage (webpage design kits) to make this site better. Also, I may start completely over but keep all of the weblog archives and animations and stuff. It's just the design and the stupid title. "Talkguy" "Internet Pitstop" I'm usually flowing with creativity and thats the best website names I could think of? Yeah so today we go on e-bay and I say to search for poop... you know, to be funny. And these results come up of pens that look like globs of poop to a spray that smells like poop to a food that tastes like poop. On one of the things a little cat (or cow?) poops this grey stuff out. So I edit it with my gif maker and make it brown and then post it. And now I look at it and laugh. Am I imature? The answer is a definate maybe.

Sept. 20: I gots work saturday morning as always. I never really gave an explanation for that picture down there of kyle. we were at bravisimo in berwyn and kyle had previously bought a pack of big red gum. He said, "Do you dare me to chew all of this gum at the same time?" and I said, "Okay.. I have a camera here." So he chewed it all for show and I got it on camera. 3-5 months later I scanned those photos and here they are in sequence form for your viewing pleasure. Very pleasurable indeed.

Sept. 19: wow. new site design. I was getting tired of the old one. feedback on your opinions would be great.

Sept. 17: Top 10 worst people or people groups.
10: present age hippies/drugies
9: Ultra whiners
8: intolerent people
7: Arrogent idiots
6: sellouts or advertisment makers/ repeaters
5: whores
4: fake nationalists
3: leeches
2: underserving worldly profiters
1: hardcore mainliners

Sept. 16: Last night Kyle came over after work and he slept over. At about 11am we got up and hung around and then went to bravo. "The usual," I said with a smile on my face to Vinny. "Large cheese coming up. It'll be ready in five." So we ate that and then we walked to Todd's house. He lives behind acme. His brother, who was playing unreal, told us that he was upstairs but he wasnt. So we went across the parking lot/street to chaz's. We sat around there for a couple of minutes with chaz, jay, todd, kyle and me. Then we went to wendy's via chaz's dad's car with chaz driving. After that was grand slam USA for an hour and a half. We earned a whole slew of tickets and I took them to the counter. 217 was the final count. I told the guy I wanted all mini erasers (3 tickets each). So thats about 70 erasers. What did we do with all those erasers? Well, we through them at each other in the parking lot. I gave chaz a cluster of erasers then turned to run and he gave me the same in my back. They put red marks on my back. He took me home and kyle left. The end. Almost time for work at good ol' cvs.

Sept. 14: Yeah I got this new sweeet cd player and I found out how to convert mp3s to cd audio format. In other words, I can download songs from the internet and play 'em on my cd player... which is a good thing for me but a bad thing for those fatcats, those bigwigs, those guys that never see a bullet fly by their heads, at the record companies. I'm trying to get a dsl line for the computer but my parents are cheap and don't want to pay anymore bills. If I could just find a really really good deal on some service with unlimited acsess I would be able to play my little games without interuption.

Sept. 13: Sadly, I didn't have the chance to dish out swirleys to freshmen today but leave them in the toilet bowl therefore drowning them. (Friday the 13th) Today my dad went to the hospitol beacause of heart problems, again. My mom I went to visit him from about 5pm-7pm.

Sept 12: Yeah so zach klein just starts his presentation in spanish class about himself (everyone had to do it). I was just calming down from doing my own and in my relaxation I let loose a fart. Unfortunatly, I was too late and everyone was quiet for his presentation. So suddenly theres this noise... a pause in the room... most of the class snickers for 10 seconds max. But oh no, me and kyle both knowing exactly what happened do not stop laughing for 2 minutes (or however long his presentation was). So after it was over we let out our final laugh. The whole time poor Zach was holding back his laughter and may he forgive me for this, it was on video tape for the spanish teacher to review. She will watch it over and over and over again.

Sept. 11: Yeah so I go into guidance right after 1st period to give Mrs. Whelan a signature from my guardian concerning a class I dropped. All the consulers were sitting in front of the TV talking about where they were a year from now and their reactions. Later today, during lunch, I said to chaz, "Hey Chaz you wanna play a game?" "uh.. okay." "It's called 'gorilla hunter'. You're the gorilla and I chase you with my fake spear." He agreed to play. The conversation isn't entirely accurate but we'll just pretend it is. So Chaz starts off from the outdoor stairs in the courtyard near the library and I start chasing him with my fake spear. As we weaved in and out of people eating their lunches I could hear a yelling to my left presumabley on some concrete benches. As we approached the end of the courtyard nearest to the school offices Chaz suddenly slowed down. At the time I found it odd seeing as he understood the concept of the game. He went over to the benches near an angry Mr. Vogan. For those of you who don't know, Mr. Vogan is a football coach with a... shall I say, fat disposition. Anyway, he was standing on all two so something was not right. He frequently yelled, "C'mere" waving his arms in all his rage. To sum up the things he told us in words understanable: He disaproved of chaz running around in bare feet; he disaproved of running around the courtyard like '3rd graders'; he disaproved that we were'nt conforming with the rest of the people in the courtyard who were not running around but sitting; his fourth chin (as chaz stated) was jiggling; next time he would tell Mr. Gibson. After he let us go we went back and had a good laugh with the guys and mocked him.

Sept 7: this connestruction at school is in the way. one of the cafeteria lines is closed, you can't get to the cafeteria from the courtyard, no eazy weezey breezey way.. gone, all gone. forever. just a few days ago I found myself walking into a wall because I thought I could go through it. okay that didn't happen but it could've! mmm... two, count em', TWO metroid games coming out soon. one for gba and one for gcn. plus, they connect via a $10 cable. I haven't played a new 'troid game since 1994. 8 years, thats almost 10 years, thats a decade!

Sept. 6: It's friday and Kyle gave me this cd of coldplay. He was all excited for me to hear it and I ended up liking it for the most part. The singer has a pretty bad voice but some of the songs he sounded good. In other news, I may have offended someone today.

Sept. 5: My schedule may have few free periods but at least I have some people to talk to in most of my classes. All the other classes are pretty much full of stupid asses like doug himelrich (I don't know how to spell it and don't care to learn), jeff rose ect. And then the rest are just plain people I forgot to mentain or don't know.

Sept. 3: School starts on wednesday..... plus, my oldest brother, steve, went to africa for two years. That means if we don't visit him there or he doesn't come home halfway through, I won't see him until I come home from college for christmas.

Aug 30: Today is the 2nd to last day of August. Yeah I know, you didn't think it would come and you're regretting not doing whatever you hoped to do during the summer. But hey, school starts on Tuesday I think. Thats four days including today. I got the new mario game a few days ago. Any game that you can ride yoshi and make him puke for as long as you want is a good game in my book.

Aug 29: Made a few site changes. I got rid of the weblog archives because theres a lot of stuff in there that is regretable that I wrote (well now it's too late for you to go rooting through, huh?) The other thing I decided to do is get rid of putting the exact time I make an update. Who the hell cares what time I update. sigh... some people in this world need to chill.

Sat Aug 24 2002, 3:42pm: Got my schedule-
Here's just the first semester:
Per 1- Chem1xX with Haracz
Per 2- Chem lab (day 1) Floorhockey (days 4, 6)
Per 3- Comp Music
Per 4- Spanish 4X with Corson
Per 5- Studio Art 3 with Burns
Per 6- Brit litX with Gately
Per 7- Algebra 2X with Novotni
Per 8- US historyX with Herd

Sat Aug 18 2002, 9:52pm: For those who want to know where I was. On the 3rd of August I took a plane to Guatemala City. Me and my youth group arrived around 11pm Guatemala time in 'Casa para los ninos' orphanage. Not all of the 300+ kids living there were orphans. Many of the girls, and some boys, were raped by their fathers or grandfathers. Others lived on the streets of Antigua or Guatemala city begging. The orphange was surounded by walls with barbed wire and a armed guard during the night, keeping intruders from getting in and taking back their kids. While I was there I painted some buildings in bright latin american colors, used a machetti to cut grass and weeds, moved several large piles of dirt and helped take down a cement wall. Most importantly we played and talked with the kids. It's hard to tell that they have been abused when you play with them (other then noticing scars and burn marks on their skin). Other than the unwelcoming staff everyone was friendly to us 'cringos', as white folk are called down there. The 12th at 4am we went to the airport and I got to one of the interns houses to spend the night at 6pm.
My parents had left for the outer banks on the 11th so I took a smelly, dirty bus full of the scum of society to Norfolk VA. which is near Virginia beach. My brother Steve took me the rest of the way to the beach house. I stayed there until the 17th and I got back early this morning at 12am. I left out many details. Oh well.. in short thats what I did from aug 3rd to aug 18th.

Sat Aug 3 2002, 9:43am: I'll be leaving shortly.

Tues July 31 2002, 2:25pm: Monday was 6 flags. The most memorable part was when this father literally forced his daughter to get on a steel roller coaster. She tried to get away but he put her in the seat and shut the thing on her and she couldnt get out. I sat in the seat with my mouth hung open. The most ironic part about this though was that his shirt read, #1 Dad in red letters. Me and Chaz tried to impersonate it later on the same ride but it didnt really work out. On the same ride I took off my shirt mid-ride, flashed my nipples at the cameras, and then put it back on just in time. That was pretty hard going 60mph plus and around corners. Then we rode more and got lost and found our way home.
My 7 year old cousin wesley is over at my house 'cause I'm babysitting him. He boasted that he killed mario by pushing him into the hot lava. I said to him, "Wes, thats awful." He replied, "Awesome, you mean."

Sat July 27 2002, 7:57am: Tommorow will be the first day of the last week I will be in PA for 2 or three weeks. Quite an event. Oh geez I just downloaded The lord of the rings: The two towers trailer. After a long slow download I noticed it didn't work. There was audio but no video. So I had to search the information superhighway for a codec to download to make it work. I found it and watched the trailer.... I would go short of killing a man to see it. But I'll probobly just wait until it comes out and then throw $8.50 (or however much you have to spend just to see a movie these days) in the face of the theator clerk. They will hand me the ticket, three hours later I will have nothing else to look forward to in life. Suicide will then be contemplated but most likely not happen. On monday I get to go to 6 flags with a band of idiots that includes me, kyle, chaz, "tollman" (okay.. talman but still...) and matt english. We will ride in the second row of seats and when it gets intense we will grab the hair of those in front of us. On breaks we will sit and look at all the fat people and retards that are fully entitled to a fun time at 6 flags as we are. They all will most likely be southern too. One of us will fall into the trap that is dippin' dots and find that it is a total waste of money. Ice cream of the future my ass... ice cream of an expensive future more like it. I plan to tell people that I am I VIP (I will make a pass at home out of contrustion paper and crayons) and get to ride before all of those other failures of humans in line. That may be harsh... but this is in new jersey. And all the new yorkers without jobs come down on weekdays. I also am wondering if bringing a watergun into the park and spraying people until they beg for mercy because the intense power is ripping the skin from their faces would be illegal. But.. it will indeed be fun.

Wed July 24 2002, 12:56am: Mario Sunshine was recently released in the land of the rising sun. It will come here in the land of the setting sun in august. I... must have that game... My life will not be complete, I will not be satisfied, I will not be content until I have that game! I will march into the gamestop near me and throw the money in their faces and the march right back out. Then I will procede to go back in and pick up the game. Then, and only then, and much afterwards too, I will play the game with a smile on my face. I mean, why shouldn't I be excited? You can ride Yoshi, you can shoot water with a funny-looking water gun and AND, and you get a jetpack! A FREAKIN JETPACK!! I sometimes ponder to myself if it is possible to foresee a game that good. Is it possible for this game to be so good? And if so, why? Why is it so good?

Okay heres a seperate update for those of you who aren't as enthusiastic about this game as I am: ok ok.. .so im at work... and this guy (and I nkow he wanst 18 yrs old)) comes in and is all "Yo i is gonna buy des cigars.... and youse gonna like it!" I was all "You got ID????" Hes all "nooo!!1" Then I say "wel; you cant buy them without iit so scram!" and hes like "Well cant y' just let me have 'em anyway?" bitch! I was like "Psh! Its da law man, and if you dont like it..... then you can just move to russia or summat!" then he left. end.

Mon July 22 2002, 11:58am: Just 12 or so days and I'm on the plane to Guatemala. I get back from that on Aug 12. Then, the next day I'm taking a bus down to Virginia Beach (by myself) and my parents are going to pick me up to go to the Outer Banks! See, they were scheduled to rent the beach house down there a few days before I get back from Guatemala. So they'll just meet me later a little north of the outer banks.
Hopefully by summer's end I will have read all of the Lord of the Rings books (including The Hobbit). I've been going slow lately and I'm only half way through the Fellowship or the Ring.
Until I leave, the bike rides will continue. Maybe not everyday, but I'll still explore. Why just yesterday I went to Acme and saw some girls. They said "hi" to me and I politely responded with a "Hello!" Then I went to CVS and talked to my 'supervisors' mike and chris. Cool guys.

Thur July 18 2002, 11:13am: While I was still sleeping this morning I was dreaming. I was in a hotel room somewhere and my oldest brother was singing a song to his girlfriend. I had never heard it before so I wrote it down after I woke up. I call it "The get out of bed song." If you're ever asleep I'll sing it until you wake up, suckers.

Wed July 17 2002, 10:27pm: I got my shots the other day. woe. Man, these summer days are getting way too repetitive. They're easy going and all. But it's the same thing, just like during the school year. I think I may have to go on more solo bikeride adventures. The farthest I've gone alone was berwyn.

Mon July 15 2002, 9:57pm: Boy how I love it when people sign my guestbook. I have nothing to do sometimes and it's just fun to see that someone out there signed my guestbook. I don't even care who it is or what they say (within some limits). Oh and for you people out there that read this, oh faithful readers, this week I'm going to post brand new, never before seen poems! I also might make some other site modifications but who knows (besides me). Mark you calanders, my trip to Guatemala is Aug 3. I'll be gone pretty much half of that month 'cause right afterwards I'm going to the outer banks. But, I promise to update the site right when I get back as long as someone looks after it for me. It can't survive by itself you see. For all of you bored people on the internet who read my site and sites like it, have a good day.

Sat July 13 2002, 1:42pm: ugh... true love waits by radiohead is sucha good song. Download it from the internet. Right now there's only a live version and not a studio one. Yesterday was briana bremner's b-day party. I ran shirtless (w/jams), popping innocent people's water balloons until they cried and cried. At one time I asked Elyse to stop so I could fill up my smaller bucket with her bucket of water. After that I poured it all over her. She was a fool to trust me with water. There was food at the back porch and that of course was where all of the guys hung out to talk about boobs and stuff. I felt that the conversations were going down hill so I went to the front padio and found that no one was doing anything, just sitting. So I practiced jumping over the wall. Once the cake came, the dark, secluded corner of men came out. Then the ceremonial opening of presents and then I left.

Wed July 10 2002, 10:25pm: CVS... I worked today. A few hours into work I was ringing up a lady. Nothing strange at all. Until, after the lady was finished, a man with a wife beater and a stain in the middle of it darted in front of another man in the line to my register. Shocked, the man behind him said, "Excuse me sir, I was here..." "Oh! I was coming in after the lady..." he replied as the man behind him moved in front to get rung up. The man that I now started to ring up sarcastically said in turn, "Yeah, whatever dude." This angered the stained shirted man. He sternly said, "My name isn't DUDE... I HAVE A NAME!!!" The man I was ringing up smirked and rolled his eyes. After I was done ringing up the one item that he had he left. The stained shirt man watched him leave the store and then continuasly said, "God-damn fucking asshole... sucha fucking asshole.... I'm gonna kill 'em.... fucking asshole..." I was started to get scared. He reassured me by saying he wasn't talking about me but I already knew that anyway. The entire time I didn't say anything to not get this emotionaly unstable man on my case too. Meanwhile, Andrew Welburn was on the register next to me holding back his laughter. When the crazy man finally left I was waiting for yells and gunshots but I didn't hear them.

Fri July 10 2002, 10:02am: Sorry folks it had to be done. I removed several un-needed sections from this website because they were taking up precious space. I only get like 10 megs of space or something and I was pushing the limit. So I removed all of those pictures and stuff. The weblog animations, poems and guestbook will always be on my site. Next to be destroyed will be Art because I have a school Art site and if you want to see art then go there. (link is on main page) Also, the funny shit section is indeed funny.... but it's only funny once. I may keep that for newcomers to the site but I just don't know.

Fri July 5 2002, 2:07pm: This morning at 2:30a.m., kyle and I rode bikes. On the way there we went to CVS and saw good ol' sal and carolyn (pretty sure thats how it's spelled). Carolyn was all like, "What the hell are you doing here?" We just told her that we were on a bike ride and pretended to be suprised when she said what time it was. She's a nice person. So, we bought milk and drank it and left. After that we rode down lancaster av. to berwyn and then turned over the bridge and went to connestoga to see the constuction. As we were riding there we saw a cop car. It stopped in front of us.... kyle said, "Oh shit, a cop." Then the car just sped off. After seeing the construction progress we went on our way back home. As kyle was going to sleep I continued to ask or tell him things. By the time we went to sleep it was 4:00a.m. 6 hours later my mom came downstairs and told me, "Peter, lesli and her sister are here." "Are you joking me mom?" "No, they're upstairs. C'mon up." "No, just send them down here..." I sat there, very tired, listening to their stupid story. Without calling or anything they come to my house at 10 a.m. and expect me to drive them to the mall. I denied the request though. They left after watching me play gamecube for a while.

Wed July 4 2002, 2:13pm: Independence Day. On this date in the year 1776, the delclartion of independence was signed.

Wed July 3 2002, 8:51pm: Yesterday I went to the beach. The waves sucked compared to the last time I went. But I did catch a few good ones. A good variety of people there... For anyone who hasn't seen the school art websites, you should check 'em out. http://www.tesd.k12.pa.us/stoga/dept/artwebpage/visualart/portfolioindex.html
Some of them are good, but most of them are all broken links and two images (and with that lack of care on the sites they'll probobly stay that way).

Mon July 1 2002, 9:02pm: Grand theft auto 3 is either a good game or a great game. If only people cared about my opinions on videogames. (thats where you, loyal readers, come in and say, "Oh we care! Please share your infinite knowledge with us!"

Sun July 1 2002, 12:00am: It is July right now. I saw Ocean's 11 tonight........ on DVD might I add. It was a good flick and right when you think you know what's going to happen next, they suprise you. That's suspense for you. I might just go to the new jersey beach once again on tuesday. Hey look! boobies! >> ( - )( - )

Thurs June 27 2002, 5:22pm: Geez it's almost July!! Summer's almost over!! It's almost independence day!! OK I gotta go now.

Thurs June 27 2002, 12:43am: I'm looking forward to a game called Eternal Darkness: Sanity's Requiem. It's been in developement for 4 years (originally started on N64 but switched over to gamecube) I've been waiting for that game since I heard about it and found out what it was like. I'm not going into detail on what it's about... but all I'm saying is if you own a Gamecube..... then buy it! In other news, someone (he'll remain unnamed as of now) sent me some rather disturbing images online tonight that made me reflect my life. After purging that from my sigh (and stomach) I learned vital lessons that I will keep for the rest of mine life. Soon, I'll be playing that game......... oh and it will be glorious.

Sun June 23 2002, 11:22pm: Yesterday I jumped of the bridge. Then we built three dams to raise the water level. It really worked. Between the first and second dam there is a pool that one can sit in and enjoy themselves. We hope to remove most of the rocks from that pool to make it a soft bottom of silt. On tuesday kyle is coming in to get trained at CVS.

TV sickens me sometimes. I can't stand those repetitive advertisements that people repeat in their daily conversations uesd as jokes. Also, I know I sometimes do this with "The Simpsons" and "Family Guy", repeating lines from the TV shows. They have that much control over us that we're remembering TV in our daily lives. It sickens me. Just like in all industries, there are good sides. Some shows are itelligent/funny/interesting. Those sitcoms where people sit in a room arguing about stupid crap for 17 minutes just plain suck.

Tues June 18 2002, 8:41pm: Today I took out the old potatoe gun and gave it a few shots. Boy golly gee!!! It's really fun and easy to use. All you need is PVC pipes, a lighter, hair spray and a potatoe. It works similar to that of an internal combustion chamber in a car or gas lawn mower. The combustion (combustion means fire) chamber is air tight. With the flamable fuel (hair spray) inside ignited by a lighter, it makes an explosion that forces the potatoe out of the canon at a high speed. It's that simple. No updates until saturday or sunday beacause I'm going to the beach wed morning to friday night and I'm going bridge jumping right after work on saturday.

Mon June 17 2002, 10:11pm: I had work tonight.. yeah yeah. Anywho.... Kyle is coming to join the CVS family, this is going to be awesome. Tonight both chris managers decided that the bells will be abolished from CVS. No more ringing bells because they are quote annoying end quote. (see how clever I am? I don't even put in quotes) So I decided to take the bells home for future use. Future use meaning walking through paoli constantly ringing the bells. This week I'm going the beach with church and bridge jumping on saturday. You're not invited unless you're worthy!!! I'll tell you who's worthy....

Fri June 14 2002, 9:02pm: geez. you know you don't need drugs for fun right?

Sun June 9 2002, 3:11pm: Kyle might actually come and work at CVS this summer. Apparently, chris, the guy in charge of hiring, knows both of kyle's siblings so it wasn't too hard to get in. Yesterday was a long day. I went to work for 5 hours in the morning. Went out to lunch with kyle, neal and neal's girlfriend. Went to kyle's house. Neal wasted his money and N64 games for an X-Box. lesli and skyler came over. Went bridge jumping and swimming and had a mud fight (mud fight: throwing mud from creek bed at one another). Went back to his house. Got some grub. I went a graduation party. Went back to kyle's. Slept over. The whole time involved lots of videogames too. Kyle kept flipping his shit at 2:00am when he would lose in super smash bros. or get pissed off at my incredible playing abilities.

Sun June 2 2002, 9:26am: Yesterday was fun. After work I went to Kyle's house. We walked alllllllll the way to WaWa which is a 45min or some walk. It was friggin hot but when we finally got there we got Icees and refilled them several times until the lady kicked us out. We went on the roof and then got off.. wheee. Then just in time kyles mom and sister came in the car to go to the wine and spirits shoppe. Moira just turned 21 so she was allowed in. We convinced them to drive us home so they did. I made a comment about Moira's hair and then Kyle said "You think my sisters hot?!?" I replied instantly, "NO! wait.....uh........yes?......hey that was a trap of a question." Moira was sitting right in front of me hearing the whole thing. We later went swimming in the creek.

Thurs May 30 2002, 9:52pm: Today after school kyle came over and we rode to chaz's house. We went to bravo and got stombolies. Later, we went behind blockbuster and found a bucket of god knows what in the dumpster. I took out the bucket and found that its was a hard substance that looked like vomit but really wasn't. I was dissapointed. I decided to fill it with my own vomit. I told kyle and chaz to dare me to puke in it and they said in unison, "Go ahead." So I put my index finger in my mouth and tickled that little dangley thing until vomit came out. Soon after, Chaz did it and bubbley yellow stuff came out. Then kyle tried and a whole shit load of this brownish stuff came out (more than mine and chaz's combined) We all had a good laugh and went home.

Wed May 29 2002, 9:45pm: It's been almost exactly one week since I updated (10 minutes off). So...... um........ what to talk about............. umm..... I'm kinda thinking of going back to how life was in middle school (not caring the least bit of what people think of me yet still starving for attention) I'll exclude the middle school attitude of disliking anyone who isn't my friend and making fun of those who are smarter than I. That part I'm glad I left at that death trap of sorrow and pain known as Valley Forge Middle School. cause I realized, fuck whats the point?

Wed May 22 2002, 9:55pm: Just got back from 12th night at conestoga. I don't want to sound like an ignoramus but I couldn't understand what they were saying. Anyway, we left at the first 'halftime' and didn't come back.

Wed May 22 2002, 1:50pm: **We are in lockdown status....** stay calm, there are dogs in the building. I bet the druggies thought the last lockdown was the only one we would have. Guess they were wrong. This time there was no warning at all. I'm afraid a lot of people are going to get caught. hmm.... what to do during lockdown? oh yeah. i'm in trhe computer lab next to skyler and hannah.

Mon May 20 2002, 9:12pm: Wow. Supposedly I set some sort of record or something at CVS a week or so ago. I rang up a big number of people within the five hours I was working there, making an average of one person every 30 seconds. But don't take my word for it. I never myself saw the numbers for myself. Anyway, new subject. A personal goal for myself is to stop joking around about suicide and sexual innuendo. Because I know I'm not suicidal and I'm not a pervert. And I don't want people to start thinking that I am.

Sun May 19 2002, 9:26pm: Last night I went to elyse's birthday party. I don't really know her and don't really know why I was at the party. It had bad music, bad pizza, good mini corndogs and a variety of people. But don't worry, I had fun there. Today I babysat my couisin for some reason. I have to go now.

Fri May 17 2002, 3:29pm: Today kyle is at my house. We may go to wayne and all. I got Photoshop and Flash from terry today. YES! For free!! Photoshop is $600, this is so illegal. Oh well. Today I also worked on "The Demented: A book of cartoons by Peter Erickson and others." The first version is complete, so I can copy it in the copy machine and give it out and all. I'm already thinking of a sequal. I'll call it, "The Demented II: A book of cartoons by Peter Erickson and others." Anyway, the sequal will be much better and I'll have all summer to make cartoons and copy them when I get back to school.

Thurs May 16 2002, 7:30pm: I want to see Star Wars: Episode II: Attack of the Clones!! Anyway, it seems like noone else does though. It's supposed to be much better than episode I, which I enjoyed. Anyway, I'm going to wayne on friday. I don't know what I'm going to do there but I will do it.

Wed May 15 2002, 5:11pm: I'm just gonna update for the sake of updating. umm.... hehe... who all reads this site anyway? Do I just sit here and talk (type) to myself. I think I'll make a new poll in the guestbook about this.

Tues May 14 2002, 10:27pm: Gotta make sure to take the CVS card before I scan items. Or else mike will beat me..... again......

Sun May 12 2002, 8:03pm: I saw many red heads today.... a little too many for my liking. I went to an art gallery with my mom and dad. The gallery kept bragging how so many good artists came from bucks county or whatever county we were in. After that we went to some festival celebrating old stuff like weaving, churning butter, glass blowing and selling lemonade at a high price to tourists. After that we went home and had sweet inocent lamb for dinner and I played starcraft. I'm starting to get back into starcraft all the sudden. It's a great game and can you believe its like 5 years old? I'm not really that upset now. All this alone time/boredom this weekend gave me time to think. OK. later you fools

Sat May 11 2002, 10:02pm: Today I spent roughly 7 hours pulling weeds, moving mulch ect. Then I went home and played Starcraft (kicked ass in it too) by myself. I ate an entire Tombstone pizza (I wanted pepperoni on my tombstone and my wish was granted) by myself.... I'm not very hungry now. Tomorow I'm going to some art museum with my mom for Hallmark Gift Card Company Presents the Holiday: Mother's Day. After mothers day will be father's day and then somewhere in there grandparent's day, secretary's day, teacher's day and garbage man's day. Every other day of the year is average white male between the ages of 13 and 25. What a weekend. I'll be fully recovered by monday maybe. This summer is either going to be the best summer ever or the most boring summer ever. I don't have much time to make some summer fake summer friends for those days noone is home. Well, at least there are a lot of videogames to look forward to. Metroid, Star fox, Mario ect. Videogames will always be there for me. They will never let me down and I always forgive them when I just can't seem to beat them or conprehend why the graphics are so good. Heheehe.... best weekend ever.... wait what am I saying? Am I some sort of idiot??

Fri May 10 2002, 12:16pm: Do you ever get that feeling that everything is just fine and nothing matters? And then WHAM! Outta nowhere you're just another lonely fish in the sea or whatever. Maybe this is just a temporary thing. But who knows. I'm just gonna have to go forward and either forget or go back to two or three months ago when I was cool. But whatever. Don't think that I'm angry. I'm just suprised. Man, work today is going to suck ass. 4-9, five hours, with this on my mind the whole time. Soccer moms claiming things are on sale when in reality they're just morons.

Thurs May 9 2002, 7:35pm: I made a comitment a while ago to update this site every day and I go ahead and what? I don't update it every day. People depend on me for god's sake. And I go and betray them by not updating every day? I've probobly lost half of the 6 people who go to this site daily (thus making 3 people visit my site daily). I'm gonna get those other 3 back. Me: "Hey, I'm gonna update more for now on OK? So you, you can just go and visit the site... and you'll find what you need... I know you kids love to browse the information superhighway and all. But just make a pit stop at my site. You know to refill mind, body and spirit." And they'd say, "Hey thanks a lot pete, I really need that. Otherwise my days would be long and full of sorrow and hatred towards my fellow men (men includes women)." Then, my friends, then I would have reached my goal; by touching that one person deep inside his/her heart, forever leaving a scar (a happy and neat to look at one) in his/her chest. I'd see the smile on his/her face as he/she reads my update, and I'd be content. Just like the feeling you get after taking a nice, serene bikeride on a cool late summer's night with fireflies (not lightening bugs!) lighting their soft behinds in order to attract a partner to mate with and never see again.

Sun May 5 2002, 1:16pm: Mothers day is sometime soon. I wish mothers didn't think they need a present just because hallmark said they do. oh well. I really want to go on a bikerode tonight but i can't because bikeline has my bike to fix the crooked wheel.

Sat May 4 2002, 8:49pm: BACK BY POPULAR DEMAND! Yes, he's back! I haven't updated this weblog for the longest of times. Anyway. I went to Kyle's house today. We destroyed the trampoline, hated the dog, feared his mom's wrath, hit golf balls into people's yards and watched CKY

Sun Mar. 31 2002, 7:52pm: School tommorow. Boooo. April fools day though. That'll be fun...

Sat Mar. 30 2002, 5:20pm: Well spring break is coming to a close. It's sad. But on the bright side, there is so much to look forward to. My driver's licence, a car and who knows what else (hopefully something good ;) ). Anyway it was a good spring break. I hung out with friends almost everyday, and I didn't regret it later. I have a secret that only two people know about that will be revealed monday. Next week looks good. I'm going to Kyle's house on wed and leaving on the weekend! My parents are going to some place, I forget where, nor do I care. So they're keeping me at the Toomeys. There will probobly be a lockdown when the fourth marking period begins, so I'll have to bring my game boy advance. Hey, moday is april fools day isn't it. That reminds me of a sleepover two or three years ago with Kyle and Jake on april fools day. We kept hitting each other and then we would say "april fools." Jake also made an ugloo, an igloo made of couch coushons.

Sat Mar. 30 2002, 11:34am: No time to talk now, I have to go to work soon.

Fri Mar. 29 2002, 2:57pm: There was a cookoff at Kyle's house yesterday. *sshhhh* The secret ingrediant was cheese. I have to say that lesli and skyler's umm... stuff was better than kyle's. Sorry kyle but you didn't do much with the secret ingrediant and the tortilla shells were a disaster. After that we played videogames and I jumped off the bridge. That water was really cold, but it gave me 'the ulrimate rush.' Everyone eslse left and I slept over at Kyles. We went to some indian resturant and got ripped off. Nothing much else interesting happened but Neal, Kyle's brother, is the funniest person I've ever met.

Tues Mar. 26 2002, 8:56pm: What a day, what a day This morning I woke up at 11:08. I called up Kyle, "Hey Kyle, whats up?"
"Nothing. I just woke up."

"Cool. You ready to come over?"

"I'm gonna eat and get a shower first. Ill call you when Im ready."

I then got a shower and ate some honey bunches of oats. I love those things. I walked downstairs to ask Chris if Kyle called. He said yes. Just as I was going to pick up the phone, he called.

"Ok I'll be over in twenty minutes. Man Im eating this sandwich with bacon, an egg, cheese and its in a bagel (or something like that)."

I started rendering some animation of a UFO on the computer. Kyle came around 12:20 or something. He brought a Radiohead CD with MP3s and movies. I copied it and then we put our shoes on.

"Mom Kyle and I are leaving, and I dont know when well be back."

"Umm.. Ok. Whats in the bag?"

"It's drugs. Bye Mom!"

She probably believed me. As we started walking into town I was saying to Kyle that we had to do things today that weve never done before. He suggested taking the train to Malvern. I thought that would be fun. The train then came, on the other side of the tracks. We wouldnt be able to make it so we didnt bother. We walked through Paoli, in the rain, to Chazs house to see if he wanted to come. Knock after knock we found that he wasnt home or he was deaf. We decided to walk to Lesli Ks house instead. We finally got to Leslis house. Does her doorbell work? We were standing there for like two minutes and finally Phillip, came in and opened the door. Lesli and her sister were very surprised to find that I and Kyle came. I convinced her to stray from her homework and come to Malvern on the train with us. We walked to the Daylesford train station and her brother and sister just missed their train for Wayne. We waited and crossed the tracks. Then we saw a train coming in the direction we wanted to go. Oh crap! We need to get to the other side. Kyle and I quickly hopped the fence with Lesli behind. The train was beeping like crazy now. She literally just made it. I realized that that was the stupidest thing Ive ever done in my entire life. She could have slipped on the tracks or something. Then I would have to watch that was the scariest moment of my life. She could have died. The train didnt even stop though, it was one of those express trains. Anyway, we waited for a while then the load speaker came on, Attention passengers, attention passengers. Train six is running As soon as I heard running, I thought they were going to say, Dont run across the tracks you idiots! They actually said that out train would be late. We waited for a while. Then it came. We went to Malvern. In Malvern, we went to a pizza place; Malvern Pizza. We got a half sausage, half plain pizza. The sausages were pretty bad. After wards, we just walked around for a while a realized the place sucks. So we went to Wayne. At Wayne we went the theater. Damn, Kyle didnt have enough money for us all to see a movie. We casually walked in and walked past the ticket sellers! Free movie!! The only one we could see from start to end was The Time Machine. We waited for it to start with some middle schoolers deciding where to sit and Brittany Spears ads popping up all the time. Im not going to go through the plot of the movie, but Ill tell you that it really sucked. After the movie, we went to the train to go home. It was about 7:00 by then and dark. We walked through the tunnel that had Borna is God crossed out and went up the stairs. We saw the middle schoolers on the other side of the tracks. We got on the train. I dont know why, but that train ride was the most fun train ride Ive ever had. Kyle and I kept making fun of that stupid movie and Lesli talked to some guy with a laptop. She got off at her station and then we got off at ours. Kyle and I walked home and then saw my Mom. She questioned me, we played a little smash bros (and I won of course) and the end.

Mon Mar. 25 2002, 9:21pm: Being John Malcavetch was the weirdest movie I've ever seen for a long time. There's this building that has a 7 1/2 floor, made for a guy's midget wife. The only way to get on the 7 1/2 floor is to hit the emergency stop and use a crowbar to pull it open on the elevator. The 7 1/2 floor has very low ceilings and everyone thinks that you are hitting on them when you talk to them. I don't want to tell the rest of the movie but it is enertaining (and disturbing). So see it. Oh and Memento is also a great movie.

Sun Mar. 24 2002, 9:34pm: What?!? Two updates in one day?! This is unheard of!!

Sat Mar. 23 2002, 5:26pm: Today I worked from 8-1. That wasn't too bad. Afterwards, I went to kyle's house. We had a grand time. Originally we wanted to make a movie of us being weird and stuff but the battey didn't work. Instead, we called up jake and then went to the corporate center. On the way there we kept breaking reflectors that people have at the edge of their yards so the snow plows don't tear up their lawn. We cut through the woods, went over the bridge, and on to a road. Going up the road we found a bag of snow melting salt on the edge of someone's driveway. We poked it to death with sticks and carried it a hundred feet away, pouring salt everywhere. We continued walking and found glass bottles by the side of the road. We broke the bottles by throwing them on the road. I wonder if we popped anyones tires. After that we found a postcard with a beaver on it, I imediatly thought of nick bruno. Next we went up the path to the corporate center. On the path was a broken office supply sitting in the field. Someone must have taken it out of the office and beat it with a bat with rap playing in the backround (office space). We got to the corperate center and saw this lady driving a nice car really really fast through the parking lot. Every time she passed we yelled and jumped with our thumbs in the air. She stopped and said, "I'm heating up the oil (or something like that) I'm selling this car to someone. ok?" We just looked at her and then she sped away. Walking through the parking lot we found benches for me to grind on. Next we found a volley ball sand arena type thing. There was a plastic box concealing the volleyballs with a lock on it. We tried to break it with jake's skateboard but it didn't work. On the sand i wrote in big letters: F-U-C-K. That'll keep 'em from playing volleyball again. We walked further through the giant parking lot. We found some construction vehicals. Kyle opened one up (the other was locked). The keys weren't there. Rats. He pulled some of the levers and the big arm things slowly dropped. I got on it and it went faster. Then some guy saw us while kyle was hitting the vehical with a stick. He stopped. "Stop looking at us I said." He was to far away to hear me. Next we found a big pile of mulch. Jake tryed to do a backflip in it, he failed. We walked to the WaWa. Inside there was an Icee machine. Kyle and Jake both filled up cups with it, I filled up my mouth. The lady then said, "Are you going to buy something or are you just hanging out?" We left. Oh, and I got a bannana. The bannana was tasty. We went over to another building and found a ladder hanging 7 feet above the ground. We grabbed the bottom and pulled ourselves up, one at a time of course. On the roof we could see a road, cars, people and other things. I pee-peed into a drainage thing on the roof. Tee hee. Then we got down. We saw a public bus driver and asked him when the bus comes. He responded while walking into the WaWa, "Every hour, on the hour." We imagined what it would be like if we stole his keys and the bus, but we didn't. Kyle called his mom. The she took me home. Now here I am. The end. (that whole story was true and it was the longest update ever)

Fri Mar. 22 2002, 10:01pm: Spring break has officially begun for me. I do, however, have to work 8-1 on saturday (my favorite shift) and 4-9 on sunday. Then 4-9 on monday and 4-9 on wednesday and 5 hours next saturday. Geez, thats a lot of hours. Hmmm lets see... thats twenty-fives hours I just typed about. $7 an hour times 25 hours =$175!!!! (then theres tax..) I'm going to be rich. That car is closer every day.
Today I went to get coffee with the jailbreak crew. Confused? Me too. I don't even like coffee. Oh well, it was fun anyway. Afterwards, me and 'the coolest girl ever' watched office space. What a funny movie!!!
Hey you what are you doing?! This is my personal journal!! You can't read this!! Stop! Stop! I command you!! Stop it now!!!! Ok, I'll just stop typing.....

Thurs Mar. 21 2002, 10:19pm: I just finished writing my story for english. Historical fiction project. I had to take an event that took place before I was born and make up characters and a story. I did the cuban missile crisis (for those who don't know: that was when russia put nukes in Cuba to launch at us. luckily agreements were made to stop that from happening. it was the closest to nuclear war we've ever been)
Now i need to study for a spanish test. After 5th period, spring break will have begun for me.
My middle brother chris is home from college, and not suprisingly, he went out with his friends tonight.
Today was really nice weather. I now have a portrait of "coolest girl ever" that i drew today. "coolest ever" made me spagetti (I think i spelled it wrong).

SPRING BREAK!!!! YEAH!!!!!!!

Wed Mar. 20 2002, 3:12pm: Spring has begun, with rain. I don't know if this rain is good or bad. Good beacuse we need water, bad because rainy days suck. Work today, mudders club tomorrow, friday I don't know yet, spring break: woo hoo!!! Big presentation in history today, test in spanish tomorrow, 10 page english paper due friday..... stressful week. I'm so glad I'm out of desktop publishing though. Once this week is over, I will be very happy. Spring break is gonna be great! I don't know what I'm going to do for spring break yet.

Tues Mar. 19 2002, 2:53pm: Today was pretty good. Everyone seems to be unhappy, so I guess not everyone feels the same as me. On the bright side, I dropped desktop publishing 7th period. Now I can go to free period with the coolest girl.

Mon Mar. 18 2002, 12:07pm: Here I am, in my last desktop publishing class. It's going to be quiet with me gone. Oh well. Last week was such a great week. I'm not going to say all of the specifics, but it wasn't a normal week where I work some days and go home and sit on the internet the other days. Hopefully spring break will be full of fun and.... umm..... fun. But not work, at least not too much work.

Sun Mar. 17 2002, 9:55pm: No jailbreak tonight.

Sat Mar. 16 2002, 9:31pm: Guys and dolls, we're just a bunch of crazy guys and dolls, la la la la la.... Today was fun. I went to Guys and Dolls w/Lesli and then afterwards got korean food. It was good, but it was more spicy than I'm used to. I wish I had interesting food.

Sat Mar. 16 2002, 11:43am: No work today. I usually work on saturday but not today. Yeah!!

Fri Mar. 15 2002, 3:18pm: Winter has come and gone, the weather slowly warms, trees grow new leaves, my happiness increases. Yes spring will be here on the 21st of March if I'm correct. On a completly different matter, today I work from 4 to 9pm. What fun. I'll be home at 9:15 at the latest, and I'll probobly be online..

Wed Mar. 13 2002, 3:04pm: Today I endured some more pain. I also disected an innocent frog. I asked Mr. Mariner if the frog went to heaven. He told me something under his breath so I'm still unsure. I hope the frog doesn't get mad that I played with his innards...

Tues Mar. 12 2002, 12:07pm: No school for me today. My hands are too cramped to hold a pencil. See Ben Affleck to the right? Do I look like him? People say I do.. I hope thats a good thing. Recently for some reason I haven't been as 'cheery' as I normaly am. It's probobly lack of sleep. I've stayed up late almost every night for the past few weeks. This weekend I'm going to get some good sleep... maybe. Anyway, wednesday at school I will be happy, I promise. I won't bother anyone about how I itch real bad. I'm going to make this a good week. Spring break is going to be awesome! I'm going to get to stay home from school everyday, watch "The Price is Right", eat soup and grilled cheese for lunch, spend my afternoon doing something random. It'll be like summer vacation except colder weather. Speaking of cold weather, why is it that we only got a little snow this year? It's almost April and we only got one snow storm! I can't wait too see what the future holds for me. Because the present is only a little fun.

Mon Mar. 11 2002, 3:04pm: Today was painful. I did complain too much about my poison ivy though. I didn't even realize it until skyler pointed it out. Oh well. No point of making everyone have to hear my suffering. It won't make it any better. It'll probobly be gone from my face tomorow. I really want school to end and summer to start. I don't know if next school year will be great or not. I've heard that junior year is the hardest. I will have a driver's licence in aug. and I'm buying my brother's car in sept. (only ask for a ride if you're not out of the way or if I like you) I've already promised one ride to school everyday. Thats three more in the back.

Sat Mar. 9 2002, 5:19pm: Today was the most incomfortable work ever. Someone gave me small pox, so now my face has a rash on it. It iched like hell the entire day. I hope it doesn't get worse and make me swell up.

Fri Mar. 8 2002, 11:40pm: Internet sleepover?

Fri Mar. 8 2002, 10:23am: English class. I just finished my RJ9 assignment. Now I can do whatever I want. Want hear something midly interesting? I think some people have way too many free periods. I only have one free period. Per. 3 day 2. Thats it! One free period! To tell the truth, I'm jelous. I want to have a good, solid, 6 day free period. I might drop desktop publishing (per. 7) because the class is nothing but stupid drills and boring assignment. The only cool kid in that class is Max Englander (and he's not really THAT cool....). He e-mailed me an assignmet we had, risking an F if Mrs.Wimer saw him e-mailing it. I'll have to leave him though.

Wed Mar. 6 2002, 9:45pm: Back from work... Hey! What the hell!?!? Some arrogent, obnoxious 19-21 yr. olds came in today. They were being jerks and running around the store. All of the women managers (they have too much power) take things like that personally. The kids came up to the counter and bought this and that. Then, oh my god! shhh.... cigarettes. I turned around and grabbed the specific box she desired. I was just about to ask for I.D. when one of the female managers called out, "I.D. Pete! Ask for I.D.!!!" She showed ID, and she was old enough. The teens then yelled things at the managers as they left like, "WE HAVE ID JERKS!" Pissed off about that, the managers kept blaming it on me to release their anger. They wouldn't listen to my story. They just assumed that I would never ask for it. Mike understood. Todd would have understood. God I miss Todd, he was so cool.

Wed Mar. 6 2002, 3:29pm: I got 9 out of 6 on my spanish thingey. I'm working my way up. My battleship drawing is complete. I used to hate it but now I like it because I fixed the problems. Work is today. 4pm-9pm. I don't have much homework so that's good. I'll be online after 9 probobly.
"We're still men right...(sniff)" "Yes, men is what we are." "Ok, you cry now."

Tues Mar. 5 2002, 3:32pm: Today wasn't that bad. I didn't have to go today for my spanish sentences so I get a whole 24hrs more to study (and I was already ready for it, so i can get a 10 out of 6). Right now I'm downloading music from kazaa. Damn, its so slow. I need to get a cable modem or something. Oh well.

Mon Mar. 4 2002, 2:56pm: Some days I just feel like an idoit and ask why I derserve such a burdon. I come in to school, go to math. Math was fine. Go to homeroom. Go to biology, what there's a test today? Oh yeah. Luckily Mr. Mariner lets us sort of cheat on the tests (or else I would have failed). After that gym class. Gym sucks. After that english. Oh crap! I forgot my journal! Oh well, I'll just turn it in on tues. for less points. Next is spanish. We took a test on friday. I didn't know if I did really good or really bad. Damn. I did bad. I did all of the stuff I knew, just backwards. Now I'm failing spanish. I don't really like failing classes. How about you? Next art, lunch, desktop publishing, then history. For homework I have to finish translating two pages from my spanish book (about 35min each), then finish my math, do my damn english journal, continue drawing for art and start a timeline for history (or else my partners will kill me). That's more then an hr. of homework. I'm only used to 45 min at the most. That's why I don't take honors classes, I never do my homework and almost never study. I'm fully capable of honors. I'm pethetic aren't I?

Sun Mar. 3 2002, 12:47pm: He's back! Back from snowboarding at Elk mountain. Yes, I may not be the best snowboarder out there but I still had fun tearing up the slopes. The trip was with my church. I got to the church parking lot (I got to drive there) and found 6th graders running around. I thought to myself, "Hmm maybe they are just coming with their parents to drop off their siblings." I was wrong. The trip went from exclusvly high school to both middle and high school. Well, I thought, "This isn't too bad. I mean they won't get in the way....." Wrong again. When we got to the house, that sat next to a half frozen lake, the 6th graders imediatly snagged the beds. I was pissed, and so were the rest of the high schoolers. After dinner, we went into the room and dragged them and their stuff out of the room. One of the kids started crying, so we just left him there and stopped. Kids these days. The next day we went to the mountain. I rented a board, then boarded. Ever since I started boarding (without any lessons from anyone mind you) I've had trouble turning without switching. I rind regular but I can only turn right, so I just switch and then turn left. It's kindof pethetic but it's the only way I can do it. Around 4 o' clock I went to the lodge, cause I was tired. I sat at the table and planned to rest for a second. Seconds became minutes, minutes became an hour and a half. I woke up when some stupid kid slammed the table and then ran off. I looked at the clock and found that I only had a 20 min. left. So my only choice was the board and boots. That really sucked. Anyway, nothing happened after that. I went home the next morning and here I am.

I wish I could have gone to first friday I philly. For those who don't know: first friday is the first friday of every month in philly, where the art galleries open for free and have food. FOOD!! Maybe next month. I hope there is a jailbreak tonight. Wow what a long update. See ya!

Fri Mar. 1 2002, 3:17pm: Today I'm going to leave to go snowboarding. Well actually I heard that there is no snow in the pocanoes, so i will have to snowboard on man made snow. Iceboarding if you will. I'm really exited to go to guatamala this summer. I'll finally get to put that spanish 3 to good use. I'm gonna bring the 'vance to the ski trip and boston. Maybe I'll bring the gamecube to boston, but I found out that they check everyone's bags to make sure they don't bring drugs. I know! I'll just hide my gamecube inside a brownie. Then noone will know.... heh heh heh........

Thurs Feb. 28 2002, 4:43pm: Drugs. What's wrong with people and their addiction to weed? Some people I know (not friends) just got caught last week, up the street from my house, selling. It's ridiculous. I always find it depressing when I find people I've known for a while getting caught up in this crap. It doesn't make me hate the person or anything, it just sits there in the back of my mind.
On a lighter notre, I went to mudders club and made a pretty good mound on the wheel. After that I picked up the head I made last semester and walked to the post office with lesli and her sister. On the way, I dropped the head. After that we took the train to dalesford, without paying. "Do you have the money?" the lady asked. "Ummm no, we don't have money." we responded. "Well, next time you get on, bring money." It's kindof funny, they can't do anything about it if you're planning to get off at the next stop anyway. I got off the train and we went our seperate ways. The end.

Wed, Feb 27 2002, 9:58pm: On thursday, I will have an informative write up on the minotees. What are they you ask? Well, I'll tell you on thursday. Only me, my manager and Randy Long posses the knowledge of these mistical creatures. Today, I made a new section devoted to the sport: Freestyle Walking. In freestyle walking, the athlete must run, jump and grind objects found in his walking path. It's fun and requires jumping skill and a pair of soaps.

Tues, Feb 26 2002, 3:04pm: Today, I went around school with a camera and had pictures taken of me jumping over things. I like to jump, far and high.

Mon, Feb 25 2002, 7:42pm: Right now I'm watching my favorite episode of seinfield. It's the one where Jerry goes to the car dealership to get a good deal because Elane's boyfriend is a car dealer and he constantly asks for a high five so Elane gets annoyed about thus and dumps him but Jerry has to keep them together just so he can get a good deal and George is very hungry but the donuts keep getting eaten so he goes to the vending machine and his dollar bill is too crinkled so Jerry gives him a good dollar bill and he uses it but the twix doesn't come out so he gets a man to help him and comes back and finds that someone took the last two twix so George gets really mad because twix is the only candy bar with the cookie crunch and during this Kramer takes a dealer to test a car but the gas is running low but they keep driving. It was that episode.

Sun Feb. 24, 2002 8:56am: Sorry for the lack of updates in the recent days. But actually, you should be thanking me because I'm redoing any page with a large amount of pictures on it to make it load faster. They're called thumbnails. Also, all of these pictures you can click on to take you to a link with a larger resolution. Yeah!!!! Soon I'm going to get Super Mario World on the 'vance. What a great game! It'll take me back in time to the 2d era when videogames were great. As soon as Metroid 4 makes it to GBA, I will fall to the fall and foam with burst forth from my mouth. (i will be happy)

Wed, Feb 20 2002, 4:00pm: Today I added a guestbook to the site. It needs some html work though. As soon as I can find a way to make it not so many links and stuff, then I will change it. Until then, we will all just have to suffer.

Tues, Feb 19 2002, 2:05pm: Hey wait a second; shouldnt I be at school right now? No, because I was sick. Last night I had a fever. It was terrible. When you sleep with a fever, everything is really messed up. The whole time I kept having this messed up dream where I had to move this giant ball to the end of the field. In another dream, I was driving a car and shifting gears constantly. The last dream I was fighting in some battle with guns. The really messed up part was that all of these dreams seemed to be happening at the same time. When you have a fever, your subconscious goes haywire. These dreams were not fun at all, because the whole time you think you are awake lying in bed. Trust me, if you ever sleep with a fever, the same kind of stuff will happen to you.
What the hell!? I keep hearing all of these weird noises in my house. Thump, thump. I guess its my dog, buddy, but he usually sleeps all day.

Sun, Feb 17 2002, 11:50pm: Why are you reading this? Don't you have anything better to do then look at some stupid website?

Sun, Feb 17 2002, 9:18am: Well, I got my permit yesterday. I haven't driven a car yet. To all who will get their permit: just look over the drivers book a few times, don't go crazy studying for this thing. It's actually mostly common sense. Today, there will be minor updates, (if any at all) because I don't know what to put up next.

Thurs, Feb 14 2002, 2:49pm: I just got home from school. Yesterday at work was the worst possible day ever. I worked until 10:00pm and there was no shortage of customers at all. You see today is valentines day and people needed to get their chocolates and cards, and I need to sell it to them. Now that the rush is over I can get clearance prices on candy! So in a week or so, expect me to come to school with some sort of candy to give away. And don't be afraid to ask for some. Today I didn't even get rid of all of my jolly ranchers.

Wed, Feb 13 2002, 3:17pm: I have work today.... bleehhhh. My manager is gone, I can't tell you why though. He was a really nice guy. Today I got replica pictures of Greg Diamond and Joey Burnside. Ha ha ha ha ha!

Tuesday, Feb. 12, 2002 3:39pm: AMAZING! I got some pictures uploaded today thanks to Chris DeSolis. But there are still more to come!

Mon, Feb 11 2002, 6:16pm: Today I had some pictures taken of random people to put on my website. A few minutes after I was done I went to class. I was in desktop publishing and I rememberd that I forgot my sketchbook. So I went down the hallway, fast, to get it before it was lost/stolen. As I was speed walking I noticed that the phone (near the bus circle) started ringing. I instinctivly picked up the phone and said "Hello?" The guy on the other line mumbled, "Is this (can't understand what he said)?" I said, "What?" He repeated himself and I still didn't understand but I played along and just said, "No *click* this Conestoga....." He hung up the phone at 'no' which was disapointing. I wanted to carry out a conversation with the strange man but he was gone from my life, gone..... gone.................gone. Anyway, I picked up my sketchbook and lived happily ever after.

Sun, Feb 10 2002, 9:15: I was just watching 'The Simpsons' and I have to say that it was so terrible. That show has been slowly going down hill for the last year and a half. Anywho, no updates tonight. Just this stupid thing you're wasting your time reading. As soon as I can find a way to get a digital camera to take pictures of people, when they are off guard, I will put their pictures on my site to embarass them / make them feel they are important for being on the 'information super highway.'

Sat, Feb 9 2002, 10:17: I just got back from a good jailbreak/ mafia/ look-at-stars-and-spin-around game. Anyway it's fun and not what you would think. I got grass stains and scrapes, its that kind of fun. Anyway, as I said earlier today, work sucks. The nicest lady came in to get money orders, and the machine printed one and then broke. She waited for 20 minutes and wasn't complaning at all. She finaly left to come back later when it was fixed. After an hour, the managers fixed it and she got her money orders (about $1000 worth.) She didn't complain at all, she just smiled and thanked us. People like that make are really great because the rest of the day you get main line, yuppie, bastards, who can't spare more than 5 minutes with a teenager who doesn't conform to society. Those are the people who I can't stand. It turns out that tommorow I can't go snowboarding because there is no snow in the poconoes. Damn it!! I was really looking forward to going. Special trips like that just don't seem to happen in high school. Everyone is always busy doing whatever. That's why jailbreak is so great. It's out of the ordinary of what you usually do during the week. Something to look forward to during class.

Sat, Feb 9 2002, 11:13am: Oh shit! I have to work from 12 to 5 today! Work sucks. Whoever reads this: don't go get a job ever! Because every day you work makes you not want to come back even more. One day at CVS, where I work, a lady wanted to get a DVD for the price of a VHS. She was reading the sign wrong and didn't want to be convinced otherwise. So she left and said I was 'incompetant'. So then I jumped over the counter and ran through the automatic doors. I picked up a rock from the ground and yelled, "You want to see incompetance bitch?!" And I threw the rock at her forehead as she turned around. A huge dent appeared on her head. She fell to the ground and her children were forced to carry her home. I thought: "yes!" Just like Kevin from Home Alone. Anyway work sucks and I have to go now!

Friday, Feb. 8 2002 4:00pm: OK! I'm starting a new daily update journal thingey. I didn't make up the idea though. I probobly won't update tommorow because of work and the possibility of jailbreak. Jailbreak: a game of skill in which you must free prisoners of war from their p.o.w. camp. Anyway, after that there is nothing noteworthy for the rest of the day. But! On sunday i get to go snowboarding for the first time in at least a year with Kyle Toomey, Nick Bruno and Zach Klein... I hope I will be able to catch up with them, because they won't wait. I'm listening to "The Bends" right now, its a very good album. maybe my favorite. in the future of my site i hope to add more animations, pictures, funny shit, people i know, links and plenty of curse words!!!!!!