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The Max Files...bitchin' (newer files are at the bottom)

amy with my glasses on
amy shooting my top
amy playing catch with me
amy on drugs
amy with football #9
again with the football
dustin tried to steal these kids beach ball
cara checkin out my sunglasses while dave loks at a firework
cara pouring milk on me
us in our hoodies
mike's stupidity
can ya dig dese bawz???
amber and nicole
amber
blockus... GONE MAD!!!!
cara at BK
christine and danielle in their own little nightmarish world...
christine and mandy
christine talking on the phone while shes SUPPOSED to be making lunch for me and amy
me screaming "I'm Ash!!!" (large file)
we just tried to make the dumbest faces we could
yeah, us at the computer again (large file)
dave getting shocked by atari
dave givin me the face
dave having fun with my camera
yeah, again...
Dave screaming
dave... on my couch
dave telling blockus to shut up
dave fixin the herbivore
dave and blockus
joe actin all buff and sexy
dustin and katie
dustin and kristina
dustin missing his final shot, he only won a noodle
Dave at 8AM with crap on his back
dustin finally got that beach ball off the little kids...
generation X of ferrets
kristina, mel, katie, and tami
amanda good
(from the left) amanda roth, amber, nicole, amanda good
yeah everyone
us again
joe
Blockus jumpin on his MGX
dave jumpin on the wrangler
me drinking christines disgusting kool-aid
me in the middle of a game of "roll" with amy
me in my cazy deranged state of mind
max the deformed retarted sea lion...
me on the scooter
haha, we get amusment out of the dumbest things...
its me and blockus, beats me what we were thinkin...
me drinking milk and eating reisens on the shuttle bus
cara, me, and jaimie
dave hitting my dogs head off the table...
mel and kristina at the fireworks
mike, hes single ladies!!!!
mike when i told him i dont stray that way
mike one day told me that he thinks he looks sexy when eh doesnt smile and if the picture is taken below him a little bit...
mike with kelly and corey int he background
dave forgot how to make a normal face in pictures
dave having fun with a flip book
murphy getting attacked by his evil fan
me getting into my dads car
phil at the fireworks
amy's mom's picture book that she keeps all her pictures of her garden and tips on what to do with her garden
danielle jaimie and cara pickin up some guys
sarah and amy
me cara adn dave looking particularly stoned
me doin a trick on my runt bike


dave gettin into his lamborgini (sp??? Space Alien Max: how dya spell lamborghini BoogiemanDave13: that looks right)
dave cruisin the beach
dave at mcdonalds holding up a bk cup
dave on the horse
what part a marine don ya understand?!?!?!
dave after he got in trouble in math class
dave with his orange hair
murphy checkin out a viper
me dave blockus and murphy at big boy before they tore him down
ghetto blockus jumpin like 5 feet high
blockus in the action mobile
boo carrying a huge stick
me and dave enjoying some conversation over some cappucino while a rooster person looks at us in the background

dustin enjoying his double cheeseburger at bk
cara and her drugbag
cara doin some sort of dance???
christine drinking with some guy checkin her out behind the trash
the bk chronicles... might just be my next album cover
amanda, christine, danielle, and cara
everyone with mrs storz
mrs storz

beth and jaimie
corey wearing a winter jacket for no apparent reason
beth and danielle
me and sexy british beth promoting my solo album's release after 1 year in the studio
beths mouth???
dustin looking quite ordinary
dustin screaming "no hands!!!" while ice skating
some frienly hands, deep in coversation
dave and cara
cara and christine
dave ice skating
amy at the dollar zone
amy again
me advertising strawberry milk with a milk mustache
amy and christine
me cara and dave looking quite stoned again
Dave rockin out in his bedroom (look at his shoes)
Corey Ice Skating
danielle trying to pick jaimie up

corey enjoying the 110 degree weather in the crestwood high school gym
danny corey adn dustin at v-ball camp
danny getting lost in some girls eyes at camp
dustin in action
dustin with the volleyball stuck in his crotch, haha

i just noticed the name of this file is thomass... haha well me visiting christine at work
will and zack playing bop-it extreme
us playin bop-it
lil' bob, doug, and larry at camp
lil bob and doug
dustin and his rackets
dustin gets in moods when he doesn't take his naps...
dustin, all up in my face
dustin showin off his incredible strength
haha what the fuock is he doin here???
now hes twirlin around playing volleyball
yeah
zack heading the v-ball
haha dustin...
will getting ready to garbage teh ball
me after a roundhouse
we started playin badmitton with balloons
me playin the perkins video game... if only all resaraunt chains had their own games...
will jugglin v-balls
will bouncin at the hotel
zack
zack hitting the birdie at dustin

dave with old milwaukee beer
dave drinking old milwaukee beer
pointing to the can
hes gonna be in one of those commercials someday

blockus and dave golfin
lugging the carts up a hill
dave chippin it
the ball went about 10 feet
dave and blockus arguing the score
dave and blockus arguing the score in the cart
dave looking for blockus in teh cart
me golfin
blockus singing "born to be wild"
blockus startin a fight over his score
dave givin me the face after i declared that i won the hole

kims self potrait
cara holding kim
dustin dancin' away
whitney and christy
phil with the bop rockem sockers or somethin
dustins ass
kim and colin
everyone havin a friendly game of hungry hungry hippos
dustin and gretzky
mandy's ear
cara hiding behind the fan
corey workin it... THE GEAR THAT IS, WHOA HAHAHA!!!!
cara and her sexy pose

amanda with 24 sweedish fish in her mouth
the jerkey outlet
dustin and mark (neg art)
dustin and family posing with the stanely cup
back in my native country of canada they have a 100ft tall buddha statue, this is a smaller version of it

i stayed in room 311 at the hotel
area of rescue
me and dustin posing with bucky the bison
dave "conducting a search warrant"
space aliens... FROM HELL!!!!
my algebra book is 311 so i took a picture of it during the math lesson
cara advertising 50/50

dave eating at the fair
blockus drinkin some coke at the fair
dave smoked a lik before the fair
susan can dig my balls
me adn teh dead guy on the quad
drivin in the hummer
i just found out mascots werent real when i hugged this one

phil in science olympiad
dustin eatin a pretzel
joe examining his food
al-x and mandy
whitney

corey eating a healthy snack
corey playing hiding and seek
corey talking on the cell phone
corey with a wooden gun?
cara... VOLLEYBALL STYLE!!!
my dad wears goggles tow atch tv to protect himself from any harmful radiation rays

brad
corey in a purple shirt
dustin inside with this crazy hat on
joes a reject
joe smackin mikes pshyche
ken
me and kurt playin rock paper scissors
me readin the script all ghetto
loveable old james
petey with the sass
everyone at play practice
kurt and matt... JACKIE CHAN STYLE!!!!! (movie)
christy tries to smile but usually she just cant get it out

amanda on the weekends
the band yall! featurin dave on the harmonica, phil on mini acoustic guitar, and cory on DJ duties
everyone at halloween
at first sarah and jaimie are unsuspecting innocent young girls...
... then they get wild
sarah just cant stop smiling

mike d with the sass
me grabbing my crotch?
me adn james
zach in math class
alli and kait
me listenig to PSYCHO GROUPIE COCAINE CRAZY!!!!!
when kait gets mad she closes her eyes and throws staplers at people
some funky colours and murphy
haha murphy talking
murphy laughin
alli and roman
roman and alli

roman with the cheese
roman with the cheese02
transparent me and thinking dave
murphy in web page design not feeling too well

kurt and christy
b lookin sharp
colin givin b the stunner
kurt the unsexy bitch
petey the first selectman
whitney the prostitute
dustin draws on his face and gets coffee stains on his suits
kurt the deer in headlights
bobby and petey
joe
me and joe

dave threatening to get my dog with "the scissor hands"
dave doing his impression of a doll
corys gay and thought it'd be fun to do a picture like this...
cory
cory in mid air
dave hanging on my beam

yatta!!!(dont download unless you want to wait 10 minutes)
al-x's god damn website!!!
corey taking pictures
dustin arriving at the party
corey eating bloody napkins

me and my dad in our spiffy headlights
me at coreys boppin new years "party"
one thing i like about the chinese is their incredible creativity when it comes to names
klurk
hot dogs... WERE ON A ROLL!!!
we had to get hosed down after getting off the subway

coral
danny
eric
jeff
mr judge!
everyone playing twister
whitney playing twister
annie and vicky in web page design
guess what this is
sexy gene
cory
resident stoner john lovitz...
blockus givin me the mean face
does max do drugs?
me looking retarded
dave talking
cory trying to deepthroat the mt dew bottle
dave smiling
cory the gay peer helper
dave cory and murphy's club "ROD"
dave and his clone
dave's clone

the wolf incense at practice burning
dave and phil playing "now or never"

nikki being a bitch
me biting nikki's finger
nikki doing her impression of a chipmunk

dave drinking straight from the keg
dave with the hat on
happiness is a homebrew
me trying to take a nap in the corner
dave sleeping in the corner
dave "sleeping" on julie's basement floor
cory pissing on julie's house
phil lookin smug about breaking cory's window
the window that phil broke sneaking into the house at 1AM
kapson's car parked nciely in the driveway
cory shaking his head over the loss of his window
lesbian dyke ho-bag

dave stealing all my food the bastard
blockus curled up on my couch with a migrane

cory after beeing spotted dunking...
dave enjoying a cold pepsi twist
murphy, obviously trying to say something intelligent
murphy throwing a brownie i believe
dave, phil, cory, egg, and murphy
i have no freakin clue...
phil the heroin addict
ah yes, phil again!

cory being cold on the jungle gym
hey! its cory getting hay thrown at him
cory hulan the hoop
cory and the easter bunny
me and the easter bunny
cory finding an egg
cory playing in the hay
cory got stuck in a garbage bag

dave drinkin some purified water
dave in the process of walking across the stream
dave having sex with the big rock
me seeing if i can scale the treacherous terrain ahead
me conquering some rock...
theres jesus in my stomach!!!!!!
me tackling the mountain
me helping dave after his fall
dave and blockus climbing
shaggy being the rebel he is..
me climbing up the waterfall
dave throwing a big rock>
dave foot compared to the giant footprint we found
dave pretending to be a rattlesnake
dave and blockus on the plateau

dave taking his business off the cliff
cory climbin up some tree thing
cory makin his way up this big rock
cory conquering the mountain...
cory just doing something
simba standing proudly on pride rock
yes even more of cory!!!
cory just hangin around.... OOOHHHH
cory's new favourite toy....

bryan
carolina increasing her potassium intake
catalina
catalina again
jaimie does drugs then hits on people
penis
jen
me being inquisitive in spanish
nikki smoking a pencil?
saint with whitney sleeping in the foreground
senora taking a muy importante phone call
whitneyo y carolina
carolina in my mind
senora looking surprised
quiero whitneyo mucho
yolanda

yet another great picture of catalina
yeah, another winner
carolina, yolanda y mateo
senora displaying some attractive attire
catalina and whitneyo
some sexy dermatology students chattin up a storm
dos guapo chicas en la clase de espanol
martinez is spanish for "pimp"
when stoners get angry..
whitney working hard in chem class

dave smiling or somethin
i dunno
cory doing something, i dunno
scrubby's car wash
dave and cory at ho yi
me excitedly eating my won ton soup
dave at ho yi
dave eating his food?
dave spitting his food out???
why do i have so many piture of dave eating?
dave looking unaware
me getting attacked by large saw apparatus
so i guess cory is controolling the saw
my dirty back after the rumble
cory eating food!

dave and blockus setting up the god damn friggin' tent motherfucker!!!!
lumberjack dave attempting to split wood...
dave the crazed killer clown guy
the campsite... from hell!!!
cory spraying off on the fire
phil spraying butane on the fire
me eating the scrumptious hot-dog
dave playing with fire
cory spraying the boxing gloves
phils gloves set aflame (you cant see it but they are
phil and dave using advanced techniques such as "rolling" to evade detection by state troopers

my vandalized locker part I
my vandalized locker part II
some homosexual activity going on in the lockers of dallas high school
jason tying his shoes
some gruff lookin girls in the gym
the cover of jaimies new pornographic movie
cory - try him, he talks
jason
theres alot of homosexuals at dallas
a dazed blockus after his massive head injury
blockus walking into the guidance door
jason the dinosaur
this is what happens to stoners...
blockus taking a shot
karen and daughter playing a friendly game of one on one
blockus - wanted dead or alive
lorena looking very intelligent
lorena showing off her upper body
blockus and gina
cory and gina
tumble
demnicki flipping off mr girchman as he hops out the window to get out of shcool early
loveable ol' james

dave attempting to count
blockus attempting to be buff
blockus's retractable claw (use discretion)
shaggy attempting to be intimidating
me in mid sentence
me attempting to throw the volleyball into the pool
me and cory attempting to work the see saw
me attempting to ride the horse
me attempting to look 60s
blockus attempting to be a model
dave attempting to talk

cory on top of the mountain thing
dave and murphy keeping the ramps open