The Drunk Pumpkin Chronicles

So, we rejoin our pathetic friend Drunk Pumpkin...

He has just finished all his studying for the day, so hes just "chillin," spending a little quality time with his MPC, Kelvin. Whats a MPC you might ask? Its a Minority Peer Counselor - yeah... its Brown okay? Cut us a little slack.




You know... judging from the look of pure ecstasy on Kelvin's face, I think he may be enjoying Drunk Pumpkin a little too much.

Okay Kelvin... you can give him back now.


What the fuck? I thought Drunk Pumpkin was gonna get bitches in Episode 2 - thats the only reason I came back to this damn site...

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