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Hello. My name is Dan. I live in a house. My body consists of a torso with two legs, two arms, and a head attached to it. I live a very exciting life. The funny thing is that your life is so utterly pathetic that you have nothing better to do than to read the anecdotes of some kid you probably wish you were, or if you are a girl, wish you were straddling! Don't mind me, its just 1:36 am. That is about all I have to say.