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Blonde Jokes


A young woman went to her doctor complaining of pain. "What seems to be the problem?" asked the doctor. "You have to help me, I hurt all over," said the woman. "What do you mean, all over?" asked the doctor. "Be a little more specific." The woman touched her right knee with her index finger and yelled, "Ow! That hurts!" Then she touched her left cheek and again yelled, "Ouch! That hurts, too!" Then she touched her right earlobe; "Ow, even THAT hurts," she cried. The doctor looked at her thoughtfully for a moment and asked, "Are you a natural blonde?" "Why, yes," she said. "I thought so," said the doctor, "you have a broken finger."


There was a redhead, a brunette and a blonde and they all worked on the same farm. They had just committed a crime and the police knew about it. So they all hid in their own barn and locked it. When the police came, they figured that the only place that they would be is in the barns. So the police officer hit the door of the first barn and said, "Open Up!" The redhead went "Oink oink oink!" So the officer said, "They aren't in there." So they went to the second one and the officer hit the door of the barn and said, "Open up!" The brunette went "Moo!Moo!" So the police officer knew they weren't in there. They went to the third barn and the officer hit the door and yelled, "Open Up!" The blonde didn't say anything. He yelled "OPEN UP!!" The blonde said, "Potatoes!"


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