Allow me to demonstrate how you make a cake. First, you buy the box. ($1 at the P-Chop. Damn!) Then you mix stuff in. In order to infuse the mix with a slice of love, and maybe a few other things, you need to have four important items:

  • One wire whisk
  • One green couch
  • One bag of Pepper Jack Doritos
  • One TV, tuned to a horrible VH1 repeat broadcast

    Figure 1 demonstrates the most efficient way to accomplish the mixing process.


    Figure 1. Mixing Process

    Now, perhaps the most important task in baking a cake is actually putting it in that big hot box known as an "oven." To prevent spilling catastrophes, the mix should be contained in a metal baking pan. These come in packs of 2 for the astonishingly low price of $2.50. You should grease it up first, and as you can see in Figure 2, this is an extraordinarily exciting process.


    Figure 2. Greasing it up

    Smiling and thumbs up is recommended, but not necissary. However, Figure 2 illustrates just how estatic one can get when it comes to non-stick cooking spray from Market Basket.

    Then, the cake got baked, and that's the end of the line. Until it got eaten. I am a firm believer in the fact that the digestion process is truly the shining moment in its short yet sweet lifetime.