Run No:  
When:    
Where:
Hare:
Scribe:

TEMPLATE FOR BAYSIDE RUN REPORT

[Insert  name of Hares] [Insert Address for Run] [Insert Date of Run]

[Insert reference here to number of hills, special weather events eg Cyclones] 

Hares make a statement concerning directions on the run [Blah blah blah  … on the left if it’s not on the right… Toilet paper ….] 

[This is where the hare makes some lame excuse for setting an absolute rubbish run]

Make humorous remark here concerning number of hills in the suburb, which has heights in name eg, Stafford Heights, Seven Hills.

Include any attempts by the GM to be humorous which fell flat. 

Insert here reference to Lost and Found and XXX running off early like a right bunch of Wallys.

Insert remarks concerning lack of arrows and shortage of chalk and make disparaging remarks about parentage of the hares.

It is compulsory here to Insert remark concerning CLEO doing something silly.

If Syndrome brings her dogs insert remark [those bleep yapping dogs].

Down Downs

[Insert name of Hares] were given a down down.

New runner [Insert Name] was given a Down Down.

Insert comment [Catatonic tried unsuccessfully to chat up the new girl].

If a woman make chauvinistic references to her nether regions.

If a male make comments concerning fat beer belly.

[Insert remarks concerning D Cup making insensitive remark].

[Insert charge here by Cleo even though she didn’t understand it and neither do you.]

Include here references to GM telling a joke. You may allude here to chirping insects (eg crickets), which indicate joke falling flat.

Nosh
If a D Cup run make derogatory comments here about the food [raw sausages and no bloody tomato sauce]

If run by Cheroot or One Stick insert the remarks [The curry was wonderful as usual].

If run set by Hot Shot insert remark [The Lasagne was a dream. How does she do it].

If run set by Catatonic insert remark [Not bloody Pizza again].

Summing Up
If someone you are trying to suck up to insert  [All in all a great run]

If ambivalent but you think he / she might come across in the future [So and so improving. But can do better with suitable expert tuition].

If you have simply lost the will to live and don’t care who you offend insert [An absolute disgrace. How long has this person been going to Hash? Insert name should be hung and quartered]

[Insert your Hash name here]