Things Karsten, the Original Bad Mormon, Has Actually Said on AIM
disclaimer:
THESE ARE ALL JUST KARSTEN'S OPINION. I HAVE POSTED THEM FOR THE SAKE OF COMEDY, AND ALSO IN ORDER TO RUIN KARSTEN'S LIFE. AND ALSO TO DOCUMENT THE DOWNWARD SPIRAL OF A WAYWARD MORMON BOY. DON'T BLAME ME FOR CRAP KARSTEN SAYS.
LHSMrmnboy: cuz mormons don't fuckin cuss.
headlEss8701 (7:54:04 PM): man, you tell sandeep everything in bed, huh?
LHSMrmnboy (7:54:22 PM): yerp
and, after seeing my pf, which i'd decided to start putting bad mormon quotes in...
LHSMrmnboy (7:57:57 PM): oh well.
LHSMrmnboy (7:58:06 PM): it was bound to get out
sometime.
headlEss8701 (8:32:50 PM): sucker of cock +10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 == karsten
yarstenrulz (8:33:02 PM): why thank you
yarstenrulz (8:33:08 PM): although i wouldn't tell anyone else.
yarstenrulz (8:33:17 PM): that's kinda between me and sandeep.
yarstenrulz (8:35:45 PM): holy mother of fuck!!
yarstenrulz (8:35:55 PM): look at adam's extrememly faggish pf!
yarstenrulz (8:36:00 PM): HOLY SHIT!
yarstenrulz (8:36:01 PM): FAG!
yarstenrulz (8:36:06 PM): WHITNEY IS A BITCH!
yarstenrulz: i said, Whitney ain't my f*ckin buddy, so if you don't mind pastin' and such
headlEss8701: oh, i see
headlEss8701: wondersof6am
yarstenrulz: duz that mean she works til ^?
yarstenrulz: 6?* i
headlEss8701: HAHA!
yarstenrulz: always thought she'd run out around 12
yarstenrulz: what can he see in such a fat ugly whiny bitchy whore?
yarstenrulz: whatever.
yarstenrulz: i bet Adam would go for any girl that liked him
yarstenrulz: or boy, for that matter.
headlEss8701: ho
yarstenrulz: that's me.
yarstenrulz: but only on certain occasions.
yarstenrulz (9:42:51 PM): you're right, she is a big girl
yarstenrulz (9:42:56 PM): a really really big girl
headlEss8701 (9:38:49 PM): make it be your fault again
yarstenrulz (9:38:54 PM): k
yarstenrulz (9:38:56 PM): too hard.
yarstenrulz (9:39:25 PM): come to think of it, that's what your sister said last night....
yarstenrulz (9:39:46 PM): the little ones can't take it as well
candy...
headlEss8701: how do you feel about candy?
headlEss8701: do you enjoy it?
LuwaKulubaluka: er, it's sweet
headlEss8701: on a scale of 1-10, how would you rate candy?
LuwaKulubaluka: if I'm in the mood for it it's good I guess, when I'm hungry
LuwaKulubaluka: hmm
LuwaKulubaluka: 6?
yarstenrulz: you suck.
yarstenrulz: all of you.
LuwaKulubaluka: having something to do with the similarity in the words Candice and Karsten?
LuwaKulubaluka: Candice and Candy*
LuwaKulubaluka: whatever
headlEss8701: maaaaaybe................
LuwaKulubaluka: well in that case I think candy sucks
LuwaKulubaluka: cock
LuwaKulubaluka: for money
yarstenrulz: shithead.
yarstenrulz: fuck him
yarstenrulz: to hell.
yarstenrulz: fuck fuck fuck fuck
yarstenrulz: shit shit shit
yarstenrulz: bitch bitch bitch
w00t
yarstenrulz: jesus hates you.
JeSuSLuVsMe82587 has left the room.
DooDooMan085: fuck.
DooDooMan085: i mean, doo doo.
DooDooMan085: I'M DOO DOO MAN
Cute N Cuddly257: ...
DooDooMan085: HOOS CUTE N' CUDDLY?
DooDooMan085: CUZ THEY NEED A NEW SN.
DooDooMan085: LIKE BITCHY N WHINEY
Cute N Cuddly257: karsten....GROW UP!
lol, sometimes, that crazy mormon's my hero......
yarstenrulz: your extreme jealousy is so transparent
headlEss8701: hey, don't be mad at me just because you have sex with men for money
yarstenrulz: you could just say "Karsten, you are the best!!"
yarstenrulz: why do you have to bring "the boys" into this?
headlEss8701: ?
yarstenrulz: i mean...
yarstenrulz: no i don't.
headlEss8701: you whore
yarstenrulz: that's me :-)
yarstenrulz: dude, i've said a fuckload of shit i didn't even realize.
yarstenrulz: shit.
yarstenrulz: i did it again.
headlEss8701: i sea
LHSNegativeCreep: i ocean
LHSMrmnboy: i fuck
LHSMrmnboy: i mean, river.
moPmoPBackwards: pompom=god
yarstenrulz: no, no no.
Pretzel0131: no...pompom=pms
yarstenrulz: no no no.
headlEss8701: indeed
yarstenrulz: we'd be so screwed
yarstenrulz: up the ass.
LHSMrmnboy: SHUT THE FUCK UP, YOU GAY BITCH ASS FAGGOT, CUZ YOU'RE FUCKIN' GETTIN' ON MY DAMN NERVES!!
LHSMrmnboy: yo, no dissin' on C
LHSMrmnboy: or i kill you in your sleep
headlEss8701: too late
LHSMrmnboy: and rape your family
LHSMrmnboy: and pets
LHSMrmnboy: and extended family
headlEss8701: ........
LHSMrmnboy: and neighbors
LHSMrmnboy: and their families
WaKiPaki926: i have fish =-O
headlEss8701: umm........
Pretzel0131: lol
LHSMrmnboy: by golly, i'll just rape the whole world.
(to pom pom)
LHSMrmnboy: DON'T TELL 'EM!
LHSMrmnboy: I THOUGHT THAT WAS SPECIAL, BETWEEN US!
LHSMrmnboy: I guess it wasn't as good for you as it was for me.
LHSMrmnboy: oh well.
gonna start dating these things
5-26-03/2:08 A.M.
when talking about risk:
yarstenrulz: i have N and South america
headlEss8701: you have mexico
yarstenrulz: yes, i do
yarstenrulz: so waht
yarstenrulz: Mexicans make great whores
Session Start (AIM - DooDooMan085:superdudejd15): Thu May 29 21:28:38 2003
DooDooMan085: YOU...
DooDooMan085: ARE A DOO DOO MAN!!!
DooDooMan085: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
DooDooMan085: DOO DOO FAC*
DooDooMan085: FACE*
DooDooMan085: DAMN
DooDooMan085: LET'S TRY THAT AGAIN
Session Close (superdudejd15): Thu May 29 21:29:05 2003
Session Start (AIM - DooDooMan085:superdudejd15): Thu May 29 21:29:06 2003
superdudejd15: ok
DooDooMan085: YOU...
superdudejd15: ill be not expecting it
superdudejd15: no wait
superdudejd15: hold on
DooDooMan085: k
superdudejd15: ok go
DooDooMan085: YOU...
superdudejd15: NO!
superdudejd15: stop
DooDooMan085: what?
superdudejd15: what what?
DooDooMan085: why stop?
superdudejd15: stop what?
DooDooMan085: YOU...
superdudejd15: me?
DooDooMan085: ARE A DOO DOO FACE!!!
superdudejd15: no
DooDooMan085: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
superdudejd15: wait i wasnt ready
DooDooMan085: DOO DOO MAN STRIKES AGAIN!!!
superdudejd15: do it again
DooDooMan085: WELL GET READY, DANG IT!!
superdudejd15: you...
DooDooMan085: allright, on the count of 3...
superdudejd15: are a doo doo man
superdudejd15: bwahahahahahaha
DooDooMan085: what?!
superdudejd15: doo doo man has been doo dooed
DooDooMan085: you are NOT DOO DOO MAN!!
superdudejd15: hahahahaha
DooDooMan085: NO!
DooDooMan085: DANG IT!
DooDooMan085: 1..
DooDooMan085: 2..
DooDooMan085: 3..
superdudejd15: I WIN!!
DooDooMan085: you..
superdudejd15: you
superdudejd15: are a doo doo face
DooDooMan085: ARE A DOO DOO FACE!
DooDooMan085: NOO!!
superdudejd15: bwahahahaha
superdudejd15: i win again
DooDooMan085: DIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIE!!!!!
superdudejd15: you
superdudejd15: are a doo doo face
superdudejd15: bwahahahahahahahahahaha
superdudejd15: you suck at your job
DooDooMan085: well SORRRY!
superdudejd15: you should choose another profession
DooDooMan085: fine!
superdudejd15: hehe
DooDooMan085: i quit!!
superdudejd15: cool
superdudejd15: ill take your place
DooDooMan085: no.
superdudejd15: yes
DooDooMan085: there will be no more doo doo man
superdudejd15: karsten is gay
DooDooMan085: AAAH!
*** You have been disconnected. Thu May 29 21:32:00 2003.
6-10-03
yARStEnrulz (9:44:19 PM): you seen my pf?
yARStEnrulz (9:44:25 PM): the strong sad rock thingy thing?
headlEss8701 (9:44:34 PM): it says "yo"
yARStEnrulz (9:44:38 PM): oh
yARStEnrulz (9:44:40 PM): fuck
yARStEnrulz (9:45:33 PM): now czech the pf
yARStEnrulz (9:46:15 PM): didya see the fuckin' strongsad thing!!!
yARStEnrulz (9:46:17 PM): ?????
headlEss8701 (9:50:48 PM): those're going on the page, by the way
yARStEnrulz (9:50:55 PM): k
yARStEnrulz (9:50:58 PM): works for me
yARStEnrulz (9:51:02 PM): i don't GIVE A SHIT!!
headlEss8701 (9:51:02 PM): ok
yARStEnrulz (9:51:04 PM): HAHAHAHAHA!!!
headlEss8701 (9:51:08 PM): ok
6-11-03
Auto response from yARStEnrulz: sodomizing chickens
...
6-11-03
yARStEnrulz (12:36:00 PM): HA FUCKIN' HA!!
6-12-03
Auto response from yARStEnrulz (1:48:45 PM): masturbating
6-12-03
yARStEnrulz (1:52:17 PM): the 1st 3 digits of maddie's cell or whatever are the same as Candice's home #
(748)
headlEss8701 (1:52:45 PM): i see
headlEss8701 (1:52:56 PM): what about those last four digits?
yARStEnrulz (1:53:10 PM): not the same.
yARStEnrulz (1:53:24 PM): what you mean3942?
yARStEnrulz (1:53:27 PM): haha!!
yARStEnrulz (1:53:31 PM): i tricked him!
headlEss8701 (1:53:37 PM): yeah
yARStEnrulz (1:53:38 PM): he's gonna try it, and it'll be wrong!
yARStEnrulz (1:53:45 PM): BWAAHAHAHAHAHA!
yARStEnrulz (1:53:48 PM): oh.
headlEss8701 (1:53:51 PM): no, see you just gave the actual one
yARStEnrulz (1:53:55 PM): nope.
headlEss8701 (1:54:00 PM): thinking i'll think it's not the right one
yARStEnrulz (1:54:04 PM): the real one is 7389, but i won't tell you it.
(748-7389, anyone want to verify?)
headlEss8701 (1:54:04 PM): but in reality
headlEss8701 (1:54:05 PM): it be
yARStEnrulz (1:54:32 PM): and that's the goshdarn truth
yARStEnrulz (1:54:38 PM): but no prankcalls, ya hear?
headlEss8701 (1:54:43 PM): really?
headlEss8701 (1:54:45 PM): that's it?
yARStEnrulz (1:54:57 PM): depends on what you're gonna do w/ it.
headlEss8701 (1:56:57 PM): i already got the home address and email
(8212 Fremont; greencan10@hotmail.com)
headlEss8701 (1:57:02 PM): why not the phone number?
yARStEnrulz (1:57:15 PM): that's it.
yARStEnrulz (1:57:22 PM): but don't have too much fun.
headlEss8701 (1:57:44 PM): ok
6-20-03
yARStEnrulz (11:36:08 AM): if i don't get that fuckin' scholarship, i'm gonna ass-rape someone.
yARStEnrulz (11:36:12 AM): til they die.
yARStEnrulz (11:36:17 AM): it won't be pretty .
6-20-03
yARStEnrulz (12:29:21 PM): i'm typin' one handed
yARStEnrulz (12:29:22 PM): :-)
headlEss8701 (12:29:29 PM): ...............
headlEss8701 (12:29:44 PM): i don't want to know why
yARStEnrulz (12:29:44 PM): indeed.
yARStEnrulz (12:29:50 PM): BWAHAHAHAHA!!
yARStEnrulz (12:29:56 PM): no, she's not home yet.
more once he says it...