The Archives of The Idiot

The Archives of The Idiot

This is the Idiot. This is the Idiot's page. The Idiot has to learn HTML, so bear with the Idiot. This page is under construction, so keep coming back. Or not. It doesn't matter. Oh, yeah. Look at the bottom of your screen...nifty...do you like the site? of course you don't. Heck, i' don't like it...or do I??? Look: Red Font. Black Font. WOW. Good...you've found me...I've hidden more text elsewheres...hehehe

7-3...this is a little late, but 6-30 was the 1 year anniversary of the tragedy at the roskilde festival. it is some thing that shouldn't have happened to a band like PJ, but it did, and it happened for a reason, though it may still be unknown. i would like all visitors to this site to take a moment or two of silence for the 9 victims...thank you.
7-7...the Idiot is very slowly (but surely) learning html...he's got the basics down...as you can clearly see...tell your friends about the Idiot!!! I earlier said in my 1st rambling that I didn't care if you came back, but i do! it's very cool when you see the counter (put it on yesterday) at the bottom say, "000012" on a labor of love (snicker...) like this one is...yup...
7-9...like the little quote up top? i likes the little quote up top. like the little scrolling status bar at the bottom of your screen? i likes the little scrolling status bar at the bottom of your screen. now, if we can direct our attention to the links portion...there is a new link. it is part of this site. it is called "Hey! Look!" go to it...behold it's greatness...NOW!
7-18...it has been 9 days since the last update...there are a few new links, you will notice...
  1. Muddy's website...go there, NOW!
  2. Nick's Storyland...go there, NOW!
  3. The Official online home of Monty Python...go there, NOW!
i am also getting ready to post a new poll. what it is yet, i'm not quite sure, but the current poll will change. thank you. that is all.
7-25...another day, another mindless rambling...c'mon, people! check out the Alien Ant Farm site! there's only 1 hit there, and that's from me making sure the link worked! I mean, Muddy's site has more hits than AAF's site! you people...there still isn't anything that i've found that's funny enough to put on "Hey! Look!"...on a related story, "Hey! Look!" has more hits than all the rest...i owe that one to adam...a new link can be found below...look at it...there is some amusing stuff on there...
7-25, pt. 2...HAHA! I have thrown an alert box in there, just for fun! i'm stoked that it freakin' worked...
7-25, pt. 3...there is now a funny thing on "Hey! Look!" BE SURE TO PRESS "MORE LINKS" SO THAT YOU CAN SEE ALL OF THE LINKS!!! is.html
7-27...Now, just because I feel like it, we will have a links report, which you can see by just scrolling down to the "links I like section", but this is probably easier to read.
  1. Leading, with the most hits (11)...is "Hey! Look!", which is right, it's a part of this site.
  2. Secondly, with 7 hits...is the Gorillaz official site, which is cool because the site itself is so freakin cool.
  3. Thirdly, is...Adam's site, with 6 hits...go visit his site! The Idiot wouldn't even have a site if it weren't for him.
  4. In fourth, is...the online Earth Edition of the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy with 5 hits.
  5. Fifth, with a tie, is...Muddy's page and Brendan's page. They both had 3 hits each (Brendan's page is very cool, by the way, go look).
  6. Last, with a 5 way tie, is the official blink-182 site (you people), the official Alien Ant Farm site (you people), the official Monty Python site (c'mon, guys!), Adam's brother's page (that page is pretty entertaining, too), and Storyland, Nick's site (Johnny storys!).
Most of you unclever people out there probably haven't discovered it yet...
7-29...Muddy has a new site...much fun...check it...check out the Three Amigos page!!!! that is all...
8-1...
again, i'm a little late with this one, but Joey Ramone died a while back, and he f**kin rawked. Please, I ask you all again, let's have a moment of silence for him. Then break out your copy of Ramones' Greatest Hits Live and blow out your speakers. If you don't have this cd, put on another Ramones cd (or record, whichever). If you do not own a Ramones album, SHAME ON YOU!! You are robbing yourself blind.
8-19...It's been a while, but the Idiot is back in full form...thought the new poll was an empty threat, eh?!? well you was wrong, and that my friends, is true, oh it's darn true! VOTE! here is a complete list of all the links (so you don't have to hit "more", or whatever it says)
  1. mine, adam's, and dylan's site. reeks of awesomeness, check it out
  2. part of this site, check it g-dogs
  3. adam's site now with a zoo!
  4. it's maddie's old page obselete!...or something
  5. maddie's NEW site not obselete!
  6. adam's brother's site some pretty entertaining stuff on there
  7. super cool cartoon band...the Gorillaz super awesome site, too
  8. the hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy...earth edition
  9. Brendan's site=cool
  10. official monty python site...need i say more?
  11. official blink-182 site
  12. official Alien Ant Farm site
  13. nick's site
tis all, my droogs, until next time, keep doing real horrorshow...
8-19...I, the Idiot, is taking over the internet. Behold the second strike at the geocities page
8-21...the invasion continues...
expage strike
the tripod beat-down