Congratulations, my friend. Only by visiting this little fragment of the huge cyberdimension called the Internet, you have been given a chance to be one of the lucky survivors when APSATAN takes control over the Earth. How to become one of these lucky ones? Simply click the "I'm a true APESATANIST"-button below.
So, who is this APSATAN?
Here He is:
And only as you know:
Oh yeah, to all the sensitive people out there: This site is a big joke.
The 13 APESATANIC statements
- APSATAN is your Master.
- Obey your Master.
- APSATAN's enemies are your enemies.
- Fight your enemies.
- APESATANISM is your religion.
- Your religion is the only true religion.
- Anyone who is not an APESATANIST is a heretic.
- The punishment for heracy is DEATH.
- Anyone who resists against APSATAN, the Gnuish Army, GFL, the Brotherhood or any other APESATANIC powertool shall be killed.
- Japan-Apan and his allies are the first victims of APSATAN's wrath.
- Give your soul to APSATAN.
- Give your mind to APSATAN.
- Eat more bananas.