The Andrew Lee NOT Fan Club Reasons we "hate" Andrew Lee:
He thinks we do.
He never calls, he never writes...
He won't make his friend pay to fix his windshield - it's called RESPONSIBILITY!!
His car smells funny and cut my knuckle.
If he were a waiter...he would say, "hi, my name is Andrew, *jerks head* and I'll be your waiter..."
He randomly dis-invites people to events he invited them to.
He says "auhh" too much.
He drives wayyyyy too slow.
He suddenly leaves when you're talking to him.
He has bad taste in celebrities (Britney Spears, anyone?).
He treats his wife badly.
He always comes to your house and fixes your sister's drums and plays them constantly.
He does dumb card tricks that don't make any sense.
He can't tell if he and Ryan F. are gay or not. (You're not, Andrew!)
Even my cat Bill hates him - and Bill likes everybody. Well, maybe Bill doesn't exactly hate Andrew...but kinda. For our purposes he does, anyway.
He smacks his face into doors and windows
He eats too much and then he complains that he ate too much, and then he eats more.
He is too much. ("You are what you eat"...)
He reminds everyone of Joey from Friends...or Homer Simpson
He falls asleep when watching Strange Brew, the best hoser movie EVER!
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