- Katy Harwood, President Shmuck
- Julie Harwood, Vice-President & Webmaster
- Darcy Hagan, Secretary
- Kim Basinger, Chairperson (It would have been Britney Spears but this is a family-oriented website. None of that smut here).
- Andrew's Wife, Andrew's Wife
- Joel Rich, Donkey Orifice (he didn't tell me his preferred position...tsk tsk...and the fact that I made him Donkey Orifice has NOTHING to do with the fact that he is my former boyfriend...NOTHING at all...)
- Melinda Appenheimer, Foreign Correspondent (for another 2 weeks, anyway, mates!)
- Martha Stewart (aka Anna McCaughey), Cook (all the better to poison Andrew with!)
- Zoe Biggs, Hoser (she didn't give me a preferred position, either)
- Ian McCaughey, Web Page (that's what he said, that he wanted to be the web page...and he called me a genius, so I'm not arguing. Ian's the web page)
- Leigh "I eat stew (or Stu?) with a fork, not a spoon" [insert last name here], Political Forecaster with a Marxist slant and a desire to roady...
- Ryan Wray, Deputy who tells sucky jokes (stereotypical cop with no sense of humour!!!!)
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And now, a little poem:
Thank you for visiting
He was lonely.
Although I thought boys went out
with the Middle Ages.
What a weird couple.