Current Members:

• Katy Harwood, President Shmuck
• Julie Harwood, Vice-President & Webmaster
• Darcy Hagan, Secretary
• Kim Basinger, Chairperson (It would have been Britney Spears but this is a family-oriented website. None of that smut here).
• Andrew's Wife, Andrew's Wife
• Joel Rich, Donkey Orifice (he didn't tell me his preferred position...tsk tsk...and the fact that I made him Donkey Orifice has NOTHING to do with the fact that he is my former boyfriend...NOTHING at all...)
• Melinda Appenheimer, Foreign Correspondent (for another 2 weeks, anyway, mates!)
• Martha Stewart (aka Anna McCaughey), Cook (all the better to poison Andrew with!)
• Zoe Biggs, Hoser (she didn't give me a preferred position, either)
• Ian McCaughey, Web Page (that's what he said, that he wanted to be the web page...and he called me a genius, so I'm not arguing. Ian's the web page)
• Leigh "I eat stew (or Stu?) with a fork, not a spoon" [insert last name here], Political Forecaster with a Marxist slant and a desire to roady...
• Ryan Wray, Deputy who tells sucky jokes (stereotypical cop with no sense of humour!!!!)

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And now, a little poem:

Thank you for visiting 
my page 
at Angelfire. 
He was lonely. 
Although I thought boys went out 
with the Middle Ages. 
What a weird couple.