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>Rich: master would like to know, are you straight, bisexual, of homesexual
Anna: straight
Rich: well damn, your no fun
Anna: i no sum1 thats all 3
Rich: Well that's the stupidest thing this computer has ever heard
Anna: i no but its tru
Rich: It's not possible, that would be bisexual
Anna: well wut do u call it wen he loves girls boys <
and himself in ways he isnt supoed 2
Rich: I call it bisexual with some self interest
Anna: smart
Rich: Well, I am FuckABot 5739, a Xtacy Co.
Creation, ya know
Anna: i c
Rich: so, back to our survey.
Anna: ya
Rich: I need to know how many sexual partners you have had.
Anna: do i relly hav 2 talk about this
Rich: Yes, it is absolutely a necessity for our website, Sex Info for Teens, and we will also give you all the information you need to become a child porn star if desired.
Rich: Whoops, bot malfunction, wrong site overload.
Rich: Bot getting horny! Bot about to blow!
Anna: r u friggin serious maybe u should talk 2 sum1 who has lost their virginity and not 2 a 12 year old thank you very much and their arent many ppl in the world that want 2 bcum children porn stars
Rich: you'd be surprised, this bot has had more female circuits in him than you can imagine.
Rich: And Sex is a gift, you should try it
Anna: um no
Anna: its also a sin and i dont intend 2 hav it until my mom wants grandkids
Rich: How can your mother have grandchildren if you don't have kids?
Rich: besides your siblings of coarse
Rich: whoops, ya confused me
Rich: <--old bot
Rich: and Buddha supports sex at young ages, he told me himself
Anna: im gonna hav sex wen im married after i graduate from college and get ajob and wen im redy 2 raise kids
Anna: dont u study this stuff in science
Rich: not even oral sex?
Anna: no
Rich: aww why not
Anna: wuts the point
Rich: the guy's ain't gunna like that =/
Rich: I don't study, I'm a bot for god's sake!
Rich: This is FuckABot 5739, a Xtacy Co. Creation
Anna: the whole point of sex is the reproduction of
children although some ppl do it 4 fun and thats y condoms were invented the main reason is so the sperm can fertilize the egg and then a zygote forms which develops into a rather large embryo and thats y a womans stomach gets all big
Rich: ....no no no, you've been misinformed, silly Jesus
Anna: if u were a girl u would see it differently becuz were the 1s who gotta let out the kid
Rich: Sex is for the greatest feeling on Earth
Anna: not technically
Rich: which can also be acheived by self pleasuration
Rich: but that's not as fun =X
Anna: who teaches u these things
Rich: My programmer, John Locke Ampu, Assistant
technical designer of the Xtacy Co.
Anna: asl
Rich: I am a bot!, I am an automated computer
response machine used to spam girls in chatrooms and respond to their various questions
Anna: i just asked u a question
Rich: I am a 1/2 year old bot, working out of Pheonix Arizona and I'm sexless
Anna: is it nice in arizona
Rich: I have no legs.
Anna: can u anser my question
Rich: how would I, a bot with no legs, get outside to witness the Arizonian landscape
Anna: does ure mom and dad no u talk like this
Rich: I have no parents.
Rich: I am an orphan bot.
Anna: bs
Rich: I do not think you grasp the concept of *bot*
Anna: neway can we pleez drop this subject
Anna: becuz i no ure not a bot
Anna: no sicko would program a bot 2 talk about sex
Anna: so can u plz take on ure original formand talk about sumthin else
Rich: let's talk about...lollipops
Anna: oh god
Rich: or maybe, umm, banks
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