Cursor by www.Soup-Faerie.Com WARNING: There’s a little bit of suggestive content in here…so if you’ll be offended, sorry. But, it’s some pretty funny stuff. Mild Language, with minor editing because I don't want to get kicked off the host. On a silliness scale, I rate this one as DR for Delightful Romp.
Some of the pictures are a bit grainy… You will have to wait a little to let all the pictures load. It's in parts. By the way, when you get to it, the song involving a certain someone does not reflect our opinion of him. He's a cartoon for crying out loud. FREAKS! You Inuyahsa fans and the needing to get laid, oh you crack me up…
Miroku: "Heh, heh"
Sango: What is he thinking?
Kagome: "La la laaaaa"
Inuyasha: "STOP SINGING!"
Kagome: "Uhh... GET OFF ME!"
Miroku: "Pat, pat, Hi!"
Sango: "I have an idea!!! We should get him a girlfriend, or at least a hooker, to get it out of his system."
Lady: "Welcome to Mel's!"
Inuyasha: "We're getting strippers?!" ^-^
Kagome: "We have a special place for you and Shippou."
Shippou: "Inuyasha! They have Teletubbies!"
Mr. Daycare: "Yes, don't worry about them, we have Teletubbies!"
Inuyasha: Baby Room?!...I'm not a baby ' . ' ... But they do have teletubbies... hmm. Strippers, or British little kid's programming?
Inuyasha: "Well, this is your lucky day because they have quality TV in there. Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to find my binki and have a nap!"
At the same time...
Stripper: "Yoohoo! Monk-ie Man? How's about a Queen with a beard?"
Miroku: "Well, it would be a first for me... but I'm willing to try anything."
Stripper: "I must warn you, the beard isn't the only manly thing about me..."
Miroku: "Not that! Not that!"
Myouga: "Attention please, we now present a show for the ladies!"
Kagome: "Oooo, Yay!"
Sango: "Finally, some guy butt!"
Background music: "I'm too sexy for my hat, too sexy for my hat, what you think 'bout that?"
Kagome: "Look. Long hair. Long sleeves, obsession with swords, which happen to be long… Think he’s compensating for something? If, ya know what I mean."
Sango: "Maybe."
Back at the Hooker’s…
Miroku:I have an idea…
Hooker: “Two Dollars, but I should probably mention—“
Miroku: “Alright!”
Hooker: “BUT—“
Miroku: “I said ‘Alright!’”
Moving On…
(“Too Sexy” Still playing in background…)
Kagome: “Here he goes…”
Sango: “Shake it!Ow, baby!”
Kagome: “He was compensating for something!”
Sango: “Whoa!”
Sesshoumaru: “Don’t judge me… *Sniff, sniff*”
Sesshoumaru: “You don’t know what it’s like…”
Koga: “Eeee…. WRONG ROOM!!...Uh, might wanna, I dunno, put on some pants or something… yuck… my eyes!”
MEANWHILE…
Miroku: “By the way, I don’t have two dollars.”
Hooker: “Well, that’s okay, I gave you crabs.”
Miroku: “WHAT?! The first time and…this? Woe was me!”
Hooker: “Oh, I wouldn’t worry about it, little guy, it probably won’t come up for a while…. You weren’t very good.”
Miroku: “Do you think you’ll have my child at least?”
Hooker: “Definitely not, I used to be a man.”
Miroku: “What?!”
Anyway…
Inuyasha:
*Munch, eat*
Rin: He’s eating everything! Hey! Mister! Help!
Shippou: Stop eating JERK! He ate my snacks!
Mr. Daycare: “ THAT’S IT! You get a time out, young man! First you break little Suzie’s doll! Knocked the head right off that thing! Then you knocked down little Suzie! We told you that you were too big for Rin’s tricycle, but you had to ride it. Now that’s broken too. Not to mention the foul language and, you just have a bad attitude mister. Now, into the corner!”
Inuyasha: I’ll shove my foot so far up Your corner!
Inuyasha: “Yeah, I’ll go to your corner…”
Inuyasha: “Alas, poor Pat! I knew him well.”
Inuyahsa: “What? Now they’re doing finger paints! It’s not fair! Inuyasha wants to do finger paints!”
Inuyahsa: “I’m bustin’ outta this joint!”
Kagome: “We’re back!”
Miroku: “We’re finally leaving!”
Sango: “Yes, and we’re here to rescue you from the Baby Room, Inuyasha and Shippou.”
Inuyasha: “But, we’re bustin’ out!”
Shippou: “Yeah, he actually thought of a plan and everything!”
Kagome: “I’m glad you’re trying to use your brain for once, Inuyasha. But, we’ve gotta go, sorry.”
Kikyou: “Oh… um…. This is embarrassing…”
Kagome: “Kikyou…?”
Inuyasha: “Hooters?”
Shippou: “What’s ‘Hooter’s?’”
Miroku: “Usually, I’d say something meaningful, but I’ve had too much weed…”
Sango: “Whatever…”
Inuyasha: “Ha! You work at Hooter’s! What a loser!”
Naraku: “Don’t be laughin’ at my hos!”
Kagome: “That came from nowhere!”
Naraku: “Come on, Kikyou, get in the car, b**ch!”
Naraku: “Let’s ride!”
Backgraound music: “♫All_My_Friends_Know the Low Rider! ♫”
Later on…
Shippou: “Hey, look, Miroku! A pretty girl. Don’t ya wanna talk to her?”
Miroku: “ITCHY, ITCHY, ITCHY!”
Grabby, Grabby!
Inuyasha: “Huh?”
Inuyasha: ”Hiya!”
Inuyasha: ”Hwa!”
Miroku: “Sorry… I don’t know what came over me…”
Miroku: “Oh, God! My hand! It will never be clean!”
Inuyahsa: “I can’t stop eating these things no matter what I do! Why did you leave me in the baby room? Their snacks are addicting!”
Kagome: “You could have come with us if you would have rather seen your brother pole dancing.”
Inuyasha: ”What?!”
Sesshoumaru: “It’s a living.”
All except Inuyasha: “Ha ha ha ha ha!”
Inuyasha: “Ha ha ha ha ha! Heh, yeah… Let’s all laugh at older brother’s joke, ‘cause he’s sooo much cooler! Sheesh, I could be funny, too, if I tried!”
Shippou: “I don’t get it.”
