I AM KING OF THE CHEESEMONKEYS!!!

All Hail Chef Brian

And that is why the lines on the road are yellow.
Ever wonder why new socks taste so fresh?
MMMM.... Grape jam. The lifeblood of funny.
BUTTERFLY MARSHMELLOW SUPREME!
Most people feel that brick is too soggy. I assure, you it is a shoe
Napalm is nature's toothpaste!
When trying to light a fish on fire underwater, always remember the futon.
Focus on your inner gallbladder if you wish to harness the power of rotten monkeys.

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