ENEMIES

*Zombies: Nasty creatures. They're not the walking dead as you think they are! Yes, they need human flesh to feed, but they're NOT walking mindless creatures. They look like any ordinary people, yeah that's right. They don't show their true form until they're gonna eat, or kick their nemesis's ass! So watch out, your two friends that been treating like shit all summer could be one of them! *Mumble mumble* Well, anyways! Zombies form cults, or groups. There all kinds of zombie cults/groups. There's a lesbian one, yeah that's right, a lesbian one. Big whoop, they like to experiment also you know! And just regular dumb cults/groups. The only way to really kill zombies (Pure Zombies) is to cut off their heads or shoot them square in teh head. Sometime zombies aren't even pure zombies but (a Crossover). Crossover zombies are people who were turned into zombies. Which is not a good thing, sometimes you need to save those crossovers. Period, they are innocent bystanders we try not to kill. But sometimes that's difficult! To save them, you have to kill whoever turned them into zombies. Zombies swallow's your soul to turn you into one of them. Yeah I know, sounded like "Evil Dead: Army of Darkness" there. Give me some sugar baby! *Clears throat*... But! Crossovers you don't need to chop off their heads or anything. Halfbreed zombies (half zombie, half human) need to be killed the same way as Pure Zombies. That's pretty much it for zombies!

*Vampires: Still the same irratating nightcrawlers as always! Hate day, love night. Suck on blood to feed. Watch out, a bite from them can turn you into one of them! Only ways to kill vampires are two stake them in the heart, chop their heads off, OR somehow get sunlight onto them. Burn baby, BUURN! Mwahahaha! *Shifty eyes* Where did that evil laugh come from? Let's get on with this. Let's see, nothing very interesting about vampires that you already don't know. But we have code names what we call vampires. Pure bloods, 100% vampires. Half Bloods, half vampire/half human. Apprentice, innocent bystanders biten, and turned into a vampire. Another thing, we try not to kill Apprentices. It's the same with zombies. One thing, holy water or garlic doesn't affect them. Which is a bitch, isn't it? I had a close encounter with that. Almost got bit because of it!

*Lespires: Nasty bitches! Vampires, but an offbeat of vampires. Lespires. *Shivers* I hate them. Thank god my sister hunts them down. The queen of the Lespires tried to make me her bride! Her BRIDE! *Shivers again* And I think she's still trying. *Shifty eyes checking the room* Well, anyways. Lespire don't hate the day. They are both day and night crawlers. Same thing with zombies, they don't show their true form. Which is a bigger bitch! ><" They don't show who they are when they are going to feed, kcik ass, or they just want to plain show who they are! What's a bigger bitch, it's how you have to kill them. You need to put pussywillows in their mouths, BEFORE you chop off their heads! Which I think is a total rish of getting BITEN. And wooden stakes don't work, it just puts the Lespires into an unconscious state. If ANYTHING knocks that wooden spoon out, the Lespire comes out of their unconscious state and run away...like the wussies (with a P) that they are! Sheesh! And Lespires have the same code name as the vampires. We had different ones...but you don't wanna know what they were...

*Warewolves: Ah yes, the Warewolves. Another big enemy of ours, but least important though. They really don't show themselves. They like to stay in their hidey hole deep in the sewers. If they do go outside, it's just usually two or three at a time. Sometimes they don't want to feed on humans, which will expose them. They are hiding from the outside world because few hundred years ago they almost became extinct. There are just a few hundred left. For you information, there are less females then there are males in their clan. They hate vampires, lespires, AND zombies. Us people at ZVO HQ are hoping that oneday can make allies with the warewolves. They don't hate humans, they more ignore us. Which we hope will be an advantage to us. Same with all the others, they don't show their true form until they eat, fight, or just want to. And these guys get up to seven FEET tall when they change form. Yeah, scary! The only way to kill Warewoles are with silver bullets. Which we carry with us ALL the time. We rather be safe then sorry. And it's not known if Warewolves can interbreed or bite people. We're sure they can. But how they are, we're sure they haven't even tried.

*Trolls: Ugly buggers. Four feet, and know how to kill. Damn shorties! They are annoying. They live in sewers, subway stations, anywhere that's dark and clamy. They feed on human flesh. *Shivers* I'd be pissed if i died that way! They hunt in twos, so us humans can't have the upper hand on them. Which we could if it was just one of them. Truuuust me! Back in the old days, when they captured a woman to feed on, they would, I guess you can say, have a little fun with them first! I know, nasty ass batstards. They still do that today, but not as much though. I guess they are loosing their edge. But they capture men most of the time. That just raised a question *An eyebrow raises up* Gross! They're liking guys now! *Gags* I pray for all of you men. Well, anyways. They can't interbreed with us or anything. So DON'T worry! And to kill them, just kill the little bastards! Well, That's pretty much it! Mwahahaha!

*Grimlins: These guys are one one foot tall, and deadly. They attack in swrams. And they feed on human flesh, animals, anything that pretty much moves they eat. Same as Trolls, can't interbreed or anything. Just kill them in anyway it pleases you! These guys are just so damn annoying. Trust me. Once a group of them some how got into HQ, and we spent days exterminating them.

*Old People: Yes...old people. You wanna know why? Alzimer disease isn't what you think it is! It transforms old people into hideous monsters of all shapes and sizes at night. Then they go on a killing spree. That's why they are forgetting their MEMORY. That's part of the process of Alzimers, so they don't remember what they did the night before. But this Alzimer only affects 1 out 5 people. So it's a rarity to see this happen. It hasn't happened in about 70 years so far. But we're waiting for that day to come.