Tanokai and Losan’s Story Time

February 2006

Fruits Basket

AnimeForAll:

Kyo walked to the store to find Tohru. She is always at the store, it seems. Once he got there, he noticed something wet on his nose. He looked up to find many dark, stormy clouds. “Damn, it’s starting to rain.”

Luckily, Tohru was waiting for him with an umbrella. Twenty minutes- and a very pissed Kyo- later, they arrived back at Shigure’s house. Of course, Shigure was NOT working on his manuscript. Actually he was bugging Yuki about who- knows- what. Off in another part of the city, Kyoko was dead and buried, like always. Meanwhile, Kyo was still in a bad mood because of the rain. He was off cursing profanities and picking a fight with Yuki. Yuki killed…

Fireball96740:

…killed the toaster oven by kicking it high in the air. It landed with a thud right next to Tohru. She jumped and started searching the sky to where it could have possibly come from. When Kyo was satisfied with killing the toaster oven, he walked back to the house, not knowing he had almost killed Tohru with his deed. Still searching in the sky she didn’t notice Kyo until he was almost inside the house. “There you are, Kyo,” she said while walking over toward him, “I wondered where you were.”

“I just had to blow off some steam,” Kyo said bluntly.

“Oh, well. So do you know what just happened to me?” she asked joyfully. “No, I don’t, he…”

Fireball517:

…he stood there, watching with his cold eyes. Yes, it was finally time, time
for him to meet his brother once more! Ayame stopped walking for a moment to
remember watching his brother with this new woman that he found, of which he
thought that her name was Tohru. As soon as the day ended he was happy. And
so as he walked out and locked the door. And as he did so, he wondered, he
wondered why his brother had looked so happy, and he also wondered if this
woman was some magical being, being able to make his brother happy of
course. But that was something that Ayame wanted for himself, something that
Ayame wanted to do to bring him…

Ktirouth:

…him, and at that moment, five ninjas from the Red Ribbon Army leapt down upon them. A fight ensued, and they fought off the ninjas and ran, leaving the ninjas dead behind them. They had grabbed their katanas and made a break for it. Then they reached a cliff, overlooking a vast, expansive sea. They heard running feet behind them, and voices shouting, “After them!” They made their decision. With a deep breath, they leapt from the cliff’s edge and dived into the ocean. A large splash of water encircled them, and they were relieved to be out of harm’s way. However, they knew that if they were to be truly safe, they needed to ascend into the terrifying depths of…

Noclu631

…of the dog must be the best! And so that is the moral of the story. Shigure was defiantly happy of this news, there was no doubt about that. The next time he saw Ayame he would have to rub that fact into his face and laugh. However, that is story for another time. And what a story that will be. Wait. Story? What am I doing narrating like this? Hmmm... More importantly, where the hell am I? I wonder… Haru? Help me!

Black Haru shows up and just glares at the little cat who was talking.

The Cat’s eyes grow big and she runs off the stage for her life as Black Haru is left laughing at the scene. The end.