Review
1)
Ezboar
2)
Wet Sex Song
3)
Musey Pressure
4)
Foetus in a Jar
5)
Against All Odds
6)
Boys Suck Like Hooovers
7)
Black Like Your Soul
8)
Away in a Mmmmmbrat
9)
Fin
This
group is the ultimate in shit. That is to say, how you say, this is THE shit.
Yes yes they are and they go by the name of PICASSOS LOVE CHILD. Rolling Stone
and Ea-monn Dunphy gives this vocal harmony funk band a thumbs up. In fact, Ea-monn (of summer smash “Fuck you
I want you back”) gives 3 thumbs up.
Birth defects are a touchy subject, but my man Ea-monn has been spotted
receiving treatment from Professor Torbo in the Dept of Depression. For more
info on birth defects and dementia (if that’s what does it for ya) go to
https://www.angelfire.com/anime6/elgaffo/ and sign the guest book. Actually you
all should totally download that song by Emma Bunton where she has shiny
thighs, that’s what their music is all about.
Icelandick
punk is juxtaposed blindingly with Kevin Lyttle-esque dope beats, giving a
haunting, unforgettable, poignant, and pure class atmospheric atmosphere that
is so loaded with sex appeal that it smacks the listener in the face like
drugs….that one might find in the California-Luxembourg studios, Glendale. The
album was lavishly recorded in the California-Luxembourg Studios,Glendale.
Technical support (by experienced techie “I do stuff” Dowd) is just absolutely
outstanding, perhaps the highlight for this writer-and im one of the two
members of the freaking band. Stunning.
-Hnaef
nnnnn/10
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Being Foreign?
In your own land. Now that’s something worth writing about to fill up
this gaping space that is this page which is my life. (((((( )))))))))does this look like it signifies
space?answers to el gaffo, corko
The El Gaffer staff night out in the Brog, or as it was that night, a
foreign country, was like being in a foreign country.For it culminated in
events that involved a real life boybander and a jeep. Talk to joe!*creepy
voice- “hello joe”. Anyway the point is people kept asking us if we were
foreign. it was hilarious.
VOUCHER This entitles you to one free discussion about
vagina’s/periods with lyndel. |
Horoscopes
Mystic Pam and Crazy Barbara
Aries
You remember to do something you should have done last
week and decide to do it even though it’s late and doing it means not doing
your English homework. Resist the urge to send naked photographs of yourself to
celebrities.
Capricorn
Your rising planet is in full bloom. Now is an
excellent time to ask for a promotion. The only better time would have been
when you caught your boss sexually harassing the new secretary.
Libra
Satan enters your body at might and makes you do
terrible, terrible things. It would be wise to get someone to tie you to the
bed at night. Fun too.
Sagittarius
We all make mistakes from time to time. Forgive
yourself and move on. Of course, she probably would have lived if you hadn’t
reversed back over her to see if you had hit something.
Gemini
You’ve really become interested in the art of felching. Set the artist free.
Quit your day-job and become a full-time felcher. If you work hard, the
financial rewards are there for the taking.
Scorpio
Your wicked temper might get you into trouble this
month. Get rid of that excess anger by beating the small child you have locked
in your cellar. If all else fails, temporary insanity is now an acceptable
excuse for shooting your co-workers.
Aquarius
You enjoy watching Zarzie as she sleeps. We all do.
But stop telling her that in short, freaky letters. Zarzie could never love an
ugly, pre-op transvestite.
Pisces
You’re feeling sad and listless. Take hearty in the
fact that the symbol for your star-sign is a pair of fish in the 69 position.
It’s funny-because they’re fish!
Cancer
Jupiter is traversing Saturn
which means you will eat turkey on the 25th.
Unless you are a vegetarian. In that case, you will be ostracized by
restaurants
The rest of you
cretins don’t matter as we don’t see a future for you. Go to www.womansweekly.ie for your fucking
horoscopes.
Mystic Pam and
Crazy Barbara signing off for the hot tub.
Some drugs.
CLASSIFIEDS
11-01-2005-01-11
Middle aged man
seeks Thai woman. For friendship. Interest in Farmmaster 3000 machinery
essential. And TRUCKS.
Flower Arranging/
Basket Weaving.
Pointless?
Missing: Knickers
Contact Dr.ZarzieM.D.B.A.
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What knickers?