Anyway the
moral of the story is, that Lisa had decaf which was pointless really. We
couldn’t get a taxi, so we were subjected to hours of country shite on the tv,
and Steve doing (ask Zarzie for a demo of what he did).
That was
that.
Dementia Alert:
Dementia
sufferer.
Be warned no one knows what it is, especially if you
have it, you’ll never cop on. Anyway,
there is currently a high risk of contacting someone with the disease, like you
might just ring someone up who has it via telephones. Be warned it might spread
over the phone, it is thought it originated from people screaming at each other in the NBA (The
National Basketball Association) when
they were all in the shower. Your torso is most at risk. Professor Torbo from
the Dept. of Depression, “you go in there and its all streamers and balloons”
he’s really famous, he’s done some interesting research. Which leads us to the
question, what the fuck is dementia, who the fuck are you? Where the fuck am I?
Why the fuck am I always the typist?
Those who find themselves asking these questions,
should contact Professor Torbo immediately. He will then help you get in
contact with your torso by whispering, murmuring gently and making ocean
sounds, or maybe using reverse psychology on it.
What Kind of Party Is This? Part Deux:
Well, it was New
Years…no what about the one with the schoolboys…no, no wait wrong one.
It was interesting because:
Grendel: I started that
evening as a girl &ended up a man. There were a few schoolboi’s&durty
dancing where I perved on them with my camera. I like to watch. I was abandoned
by the other two, which was pleasant.
Hnaef: Hnaef time. Yes!
Now it’s time for me. It’s Hnaef time. You can’t Hnaef this. “You can’t Hnaef
my bitch”. So fabulous party, so fabulous I fecked off with a sexually charged
Zarzie. So that was uncomfortable, so I came back&made amends with some
schoolboys. I nearly got dementia. I was a movie star for a few short seconds,
with Anthony of all people. Twas hott. Its on the net@ www.interpretme.org because it was an
interpretive dance piece. Oh&Freakscene was fun, but was devoid of…dirt. So
Zarzie enjoyed it.
Resist me. Kind of.
Zarzie: I
went to Lisa’s first to indulge in some sweet music making, it was a very full
night. “I felt like I was in the playboy issue for Nestle”. Picasso’s Lovechild
made a TRIUMPHANT COMEBACK. Whoo yeah! When I came back there were
people like in my house, &they were like hyper. “mmmank” so I did the noble
thing&downed a bottle of Malibu, it was interesting cause I was really
turned on. They were wearing… their school ties…
Ask Your Mom
She’s just Such A Dote…
