Welcome!! It looks like you found the newspaper from last week.. You must like reading trash, ne? Hmm, anyway, within these wrinkly pieces of paper you should be able to find what you are looking for.. Well, hopefully anyway. There are many things in here that are worth reading. I guarantee that you will laugh, cry and vomit. If you are not completly satisfied, go ahead and send your flames, but all you will get from us is an annoying cousin and a fat lazy cat.. You don't want those do you?.... That's what I thought.. Well, enjoy your time with the newspaper. Oh, and don't worry about staining it, We have a whole crap load of old newspapers to go around for years! ^_^
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