Chapter One: And the Torture Begins..

"And the Dark Magician did what?, Well that really isn't nice..Oh hang on I have to put you on hold, someone just walked in."

Velvet Rose spoke on the other end of the line, as she hung up, seeing someone. The figure stood infront of the counter, with a weird look in his eyes.

"Ah you must be Malik Ishtar, tell me, are you interested in going around, and taping the others, in secretly learning their hidden fetishes?"

Malik blinked abit, sure he could sneek around learning what the others liked in their private lives, but then again, it would give him something to do, rather than sitting at home, hearing Isis nag at him for not doing anything.

"Well?"

"I'll do it!, so what do I have to do?"

Velvet Rose smiled gleefully, as she rose up from her chair, and led the excited teen to where the equipment was. Opening a door, she handed him a fairly small camera. Malik's eyes widened with excitement as he looked it over, also applying a head mic.

"First, you'll have to go to the person's home that your going to go secretly tape. Then making sure you aren't seen or heard, you keep in contact with me and OtakuChild. Then both of us will get to see what the others do."

"Wicked! When do I start?"

Malik looked at Velvet Rose with a smirk holding onto the camera. Velvet Rose only smiled as she patted him on the back softly.

"Ishtar my friend, you can start anytime! And the people that you can to spy on for us are, let's see here..Oh! Isis, Bakura, and Marik."

"M-my Y-yami?! But I'll get creamed for sure if he finds out..then again, I won't get caught..I'll do it!!"

Little did Malik know that he was going to need some help, as we walked out of the office, with his camera in hand. His first intention was to see what his former friend was up to. Snickering to himself, he headed down the street to where his victim lay in wait.

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Malik headed down the street, until he seen the color of his first victim's house. Grinning to himself, he seen an open window. Peering inside, he turned his head slowly, before he jumped in.

"Velvet Rose..I'm in, but there is no sign of Bakura, I'll just set this camera between some pillows, and I'll go hide."

He replied quickly as heard some a weird voice coming from the bathroom. From the control center, Velvet Rose was watching the screen with the remote zooming in with the other on the mic.

"Everything's all set up in the Ishtar household,"

The voice came from OtakuChild, who was laughing a little bit. Malik rose a brow as he wanted to say something but would give away his location.

"Excellent, Malik the rest is up to you, have fun!"

"I'll try to."

He grumbled to himself as he heard footsteps, and then with the control in his hand, turned the lens to find a Sugar High Bakura, dressed from head to toe in a Sailor Suit, and to complete the outfit, he had also done up his hair in ordangoes.

"In the name of Darkness, I'll send you to the Shadow Realm!"

Bakura had exclaimed as he did a famous post of his secret crush, you guessed it Sailor Moon. The former Tomb Robber, turned on the stereo, with the speakers blaring, a cd from the anime was playing, he sat down on the floor while reading some of the Manga's he had collected.

"Oh Ra help me..I don't find this funny, so what if he has a fetish for Sailor Moon..what else could happen."

Malik thought to himself as he turned the lens over abit then suddenly tried to hold in his laughter, taped to the mirror was a perfect replica of Tuxedo Mask, complete with lipstick on the portait.

On the other line of the mic, OtakuChild along with Velvet Rose were watching from where they were. A sudden movement in the closet, made both tell him to get out of there.

"Malik, get out of there! I think Bakura heard you!"

And indeed, he did hear something, Bakura got up from the spot he was in then headed over to the closet, only to find, a mess of Ryou's clothing on the floor. Shrugging he heard his Light calling him, Malik decided it was the best way to escape, grabbing the camera, he looked at the lens.

"Too close for comfort."

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It was a while after, that Bakura incident, Malik stumbled into his house, where he seen another video camera's cable line trailing back to his sister's room.

"Oh looks like somethings up, I'm going to check it out. But wait, Velvet Rose, OtakuChild are you guys there??"

"Yeah We're both here, just be carefull alright? Don't want to cause a wrath with your sister?"

Malik sweatdropped, this wasn't helping one little bit, walking into Isis's bedroom, he blinked then gapsed seeing what was on hanging on the walls. Isis wasn't home at the moment, but it looked like there was a video camera, hooked up to her computer, plus the television.

"What the hell?"

He thought as he heard a voice calling from the outside.

"Malik? Malik are you home? I sure hope not.."

It was Isis, Malik gasped then headed into the bathroom, which was connected to his room, hearing footsteps he smiled then looked at the camera. A smirk appeared on his face as he dashed into her room, hiding under the bed.

At the headquarters, Velvet Rose was watching what was going on then turned on the camera lens's second camera so that she could see the bigger picture. Finally it showed some action, then with Isis walking in, in her bra and panties all of a sudden, Malik blushed a deep red then silently watched.

Isis slowly sat on the chair, doing some moves, she was surely doing something, then for a second twist of enjoyment, she added some music, slowly dancing around a pole that was in her room.

"If I didn't know better..Isis was doing a Porn video as well as strip"

Velvet Rose whispered to Malik through the head set, he nodded but almost laughed outloud when the bedroom door suddenly burst open wide, as Marik was completely dressed in a white robe complete with the towel on his head.

"Isis where in Ra's name do you keep your facial cream?"

He had an angry expression on his face as Isis shrieked pulling on a blanket from the bed, almost noticing Malik under the bed as she stormed into the bathroom and threw it at him.

"HERE!!, don't you knock when I'm doing something..and I thought Malik wasn't home?"

Marik shrugged his shoulders as he headed back to the living room to apply the facial cream. Malik decided it was time for him to scoot, so he bolted to the bathroom then waited for Isis to go back into her room.

"Since when does my yami give himself a facial, is he finally getting in touch with his feminine self?"

He laughed to himself as she slowly watched from the safety of his room, He zoomed in to catch Marik paint his toenails a pretty pink. After he was done, he leaned back and applied two cucumbers on his face.

"You were right Malik, he was getting in touch with his feminine side, way to go for black mail!!"

Laughter was heard from the mic, when suddenly Marik sat up thinking something was up. He slowly appeared by his Lights room and peered down.

"And just what are you doing Malik?"

Malik gulped as he hid the video under his back,

"No..Nothing Yami..just doing a documentary for school..what does your family do? Don't worry I'll delete that part, Gomen.."

Little did Marik know that Malik wouldn't be deleting the scene out. He gave a weird sided smirk then headed back to the couch. Malik let out a sigh of relief then fell back on the floor.

"Way to go Malik, you saved your own hyde! That’s what a good spy should do, but I think next time..You'll need a smaller videocamera."

OtakuChild replied from the other end, as Malik looked at the camera.

"You guys, I hope you don’t mind me..but I'm tired of all this..I'm taking a rest…"

Silence followed as the camera went fuzzy then finally shut off.

"OtakuChild, you have the honours of doing the next mission..I think I need to lay up on my equipment..It's all yours, I'm going to hunt down a certain piece of music and I'm going to sing to a certain Pharaoh…catch ya later!"

Velvet Rose leaves the office with a smile on her face, then headed out into the street, leaving OtakuChild with everything for now..

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That’s it first chapter re-written, second chappy should be up soon!! Read and Review!!