Steven's Completely Original Birthday Jingle

I'm tired of being what you want me to be Feeling so faithless lost under the surface Don't know what you're expecting of me Put under the pressure of walking in your shoes (Caught in the undertow just caught in the undertow) Every step that I take is another mistake to you (Caught in the undertow just caught in the undertow) It's your birthday! [Chorus] I've become so numb I can't feel you there Happy Birthday! I've become so tired so much more aware I'm becoming this all I want to do Is be more like me and be less like you Whoooa yeah, it's your birthday! Can't you see that you're smothering me Holding too tightly afraid to lose control Cause everything that you thought I would be Has fallen apart right in front of you (Caught in the undertow just caught in the undertow) Every step that I take is another mistake to you (Caught in the undertow just caught in the undertow) And every second I waste is more than I can take Lyke OMG, it's your birthday!!!!!11!!@@! Wat ^ dawg? [Chorus] I've become so numb I can't feel you there I've become so tired so much more aware I'm becoming this all I want to do Is be more like me and be less like you OOooooh birthday, whoa yeah! And I know I may end up failing too But I know You were just like me with someone disappointed in you Have I mentioned it cho' birthday? [Chorus] I've become so numb I can't feel you there I've become so tired so much more aware I'm becoming this all I want to do Is be more like me and be less like you Oh yeah, I have mentioned that. Several times, in fact. [Chorus] I've become so numb I can't feel you there I've tired of being what you want me to be I've become so numb I can't feel you there I've tired of being what you want me to be But did I mention this whole thing was totally original? And 100% my idea?