He thinks he's so cool
But really he's just a stupid fool
When girls see him in sight
They run away in fright
Why do they run you ask me?
Just look at him and you'll see!
He rarely wins a fight
Although he tries with all he's might
Even though he may not win
When it comes to opponents that aren't men
He'll fight for a friend
To the very end
But underneath his ugly face
We all know his heart is in the right place