Rydia's ~Secret~ Adoptions

Are you sick and tired of all the good ol' "Normal" adoptions? Do you want something just a lil different to spice up your webpage?

If so, you've come to the right place! Some of these adoptions are kinky, others are kooky, and all of them are just plain weird!

You can adopt as many or as few of these guys as you want! So come on, give one or more of these poor little FF4 characters a home ... don't they deserve it?

And don't forget to link them back to their home:
http://rydiassecrets.cjb.net

Rather see some Site Guards instead?


Golbez's hand likes long, moonlit walks in the park, manual stimulation, and stealing crystals. If you're interested, please respond to his personal ad! He is very friendly, with just a hint of evil to keep the relationship exciting. Crystal Power! Dark Crystal says: Cecil, I am your father! Oops, wait, wrong series! ^^' I mean, Cecil, come to the dark side! No, wait, that one's wrong too ...
Golbez - Badass Version The Blue Planet has many things to suggest itself to interspace travellers! Why, Klu Ya himself preferred our women to the moon's! Shh! The Lunarians are trying to sleep!
Lovesick Edge - Non-Masturbatory Version Lovesick Edge - Masturbatory Version Edge just loves to flirt! But he should watch out, or else he might make Rydia jealous ...
Cecil 'n Rosa Makin' Out! Paladin Cecil - Goody Goody Version Rosa is secretly a kinky slut. Shh! Don't tell Cecil!
As his silky blond hair flies behind him in the breeze of Mt Ordeals, Kain repents for his sins, and takes a small masturbation break. Kain repents for all those evil things he did to his friends and loved ones. Kain, the biggest Madonna fan on the Blue Planet, strikes a pose.
Edward Playing the Harp Edward sure does love his harp. ...maybe he loves it a little *too* much, if you know what I mean!
When Fu So Ya swoons, he looks like a mop. Sorry, but he does! Yes, you can adopt the Big Whale, but I don't know why you'd want to! I mean, it's just so ... BIG! He likes big butts and he cannot lie
Beam me up, Cid! Thar she blows! Don't mess with Cid's baby, or you're messin' with Cid! (THIS MEANS YOU, EDGE!)
Does that drill remind you of anything? Hmm? Watch that thing go! The reason Edge loves the falcon so much is because ... he's 'compensating' for 'something' ... if you know what I 'mean'!
Hovercrafts are the wave of the future Damcyan has it's very own hovercraft Therefore, by the transitive property, Damcyan will one day rule us all.
Ooh! BURNED! Let's burn some books! That'll make Zemus happy again! ^_^ That's a lot of hatred for such a wussy little guy!
Can you feel the burn? Work it, baby, work it! Zemus needs to get in shape. Being evil isn't easy, y'know!
I think he's kinda cute, don't you? Zeromus - Pre-Crystal Zeromus - Post-Crystal
Adult Rydia Child Rydia Rydia whips it. She whips it good.
Rydia loves you! Rydia! I love you, Rydia! *_*
Yes, I know it's insensitive. Yes, I know it's horrible. But how can it be wrong when it feels so right?!

Featured adoptions of the week:
Kain: Dragon Horseman Aww, crap. You mean to tell me that he's *still* in love with Rosa?! When will this guy learn?!


Note: The "Rydia Lemmings" adoptable is my first personalizable adoption. What that means is that instead of saying "I adopted ..." you can put your name on it (or ask me to put your name on it) to personalize it! For example, if I adopted my own lil lemming sweethearts (o_O;) then I'd put at the top, "Rydia Rose adopted" and then the text would read, "Rydia Rose adopted Rydia Lemmings." Not that I would adopt my own lil adoption thingie ... or maybe I would ... heh. ^_^ Feel free to adopt it and put your name at the top, or tell me to put your name on it for you! ^_^

Well, that's all the adoptions I have right now. Do you like them? Please email me to let me know what you think!

Also, if there are any other FF4 adoptions you'd like to see, please tell me! I'm open to suggestions for future adoptables and/or site guards. I can also make more personalized adoptions specifically for you, if you'd like ... if you're interested, let me know!


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