Heydoo. My name is. . .oh, what the fuck do you care. You're just some person who's surfing the web cause' you're bored. I mean, why the hell would you visit this half-assed page, anyway, if you weren't so bored out of your fucking mind?! Duh. I mean, it's OKAY, I don't give a damn, honestly. So why do I make this damn page?
Because in the long run, I'm just as bored as you.