The Very First Greeting! (It sucks, I know.)

      Okay. First of all, the greeting above is just temporary, and it will only be on for the first week of this site's time on the internet. So if you are reading this, well... congratulations.

Next, I want to tell you that A.CRAP is NOT my name. It has nothing to do with me. It does not mean that I like crap, or that this site is a crap, it's just the name. Deal with it. That period between the "A" and the "C" in the logo is not a typo. I was trying to use a hyphen (a dash) but my Terminator 2 font isn't properly equipped. Yes, I did say T2. If you want the font, too bad, it's mine. Search for your own.

What's the point of creating a site with a name like A.CRAP? No point. I get bored. What can you expect to see here? Well, in some time I will try to get Flash cartoons, multimedia, and forums onto here. As for now, I'll have my own humorous speeches about everything you can think of, from The Simpsons to creatine, from Pokemon to Afghanistan. How old do you have to be to have fun here? Well basically it's an all-ages site, but I'm 14 so maybe my ideas will be much more understandable to people bout that age. Okay.

I bet you're tired of reading this technical crap, so you can go to the "humor speeches" page here if you're too lazy to click on "SPEECHES" in the menu.

The one-item menu on the left will grow... sometime soon...

All right, I've just posted the site, but there's really nothing here. The SPEECHES link above will be added to the site soon, plus other links, so hopefully that shrimpy menu on the left will grow soon.


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