..((Coming back from our wonderful commercial, we find outselves in a contained room. It seems rather small. It's a gentle yellow color, like that of a sunflower. There is nothing exceptional about this room. Daffney Unger sits there in one of the chairs, as though waiting. Her clothes have differed slightly, now to that of a plain spaghetti strap shirt and a pair of vinyl pants (I wouldn't wear that but why not make my characters do so?..) She stares up at the ceiling, lacing her fingers on her stomach. About five minutes later.. her eyes close. Finally after about another 10 minutes, the door opens. It is the interviewer person of the day: Rue DeBona. She looks somewhat timid as she enters the room, quickly sitting down on the other side of the room. Daffney opens her eyes, then sits up. Daffney stares at Rue, as if daring her to speak. Rue squeaks slightly, then finds her composure))..

[-x "Interviewess of the Day" Rue DeBona x-]
Hello, HWE fans! I'm sitting here with the Scream Queen herself, Daffney! Hello Daff, how are you?

[-x "The Scream Queen" Daffney Unger x-]
Guten tag. Oy.. I guess one could say my mood has changed for the better.

[-x "Interviewess of the Day" Rue DeBona x-]
From what we've seen earlier, you're not like your normal self.

[-x "The Scream Queen" Daffney Unger x-]
Perhaps not. Then again people don't really get along so well when they're diagnosed as being paranoid schizophrenic with a temporary involuntary displacement disorder, something like that. I don't really appreciate inanimate objects calling me "Lucy".. among other things.

[-x "Interviewess of the Day" Rue DeBona x-]
I'm sorry, Daffney. Anyways, I'm here to ask you about your upcoming casket match with the Demon as a match in the ever going x-title division.

[-x "The Scream Queen" Daffney Unger x-]
Casket match?

..((Daffney gives rather shrieking-like laughter. She calms down, placing a fingertip just under her painted black lips, as a form of thinking))..

I was unaware of this stipulation. This is certainly a first..and undoubtedly the first match of it's kind in HWE. I shall be glad to partake of it. As my dearly departed cousin once told me.. "You know what, shorty.. There will always be a time when you'll get to participate in new things. You better be damned happy to do so, because another chance like that probably won't come up anytime". He told me that when I was about 14 years old..(I memorized that in my head)

[-x "Interviewess of the Day" Rue DeBona x-]
Well what do you plan do to about your match? It seems he pretty much has it won.

[-x "The Scream Queen" Daffney Unger x-]
Blah.. I haven't seen anything!

[-x "Interviewess of the Day" Rue DeBona x-]
He already made a promo against you, a pretty good one too.

[-x "The Scream Queen" Daffney Unger x-]
Oh really? I bet he has the whole "females shouldn't be fighting the males" right?

[-x "Interviewess of the Day" Rue DeBona x-]
Yeah, well you should really see the whole thing before you make judgments. ..((Rue points over to a television. Daffney places her hand on the side of her head, watching the promo that the Demon made. After it, she has another one of her shrieking laughter beals))..

[-x "The Scream Queen" Daffney Unger x-]
What the fuck was that? Damned funny. Anyways, how funny was it to presume that after Matt Hardy and Mordecai, that he's instantaneously going to take me out afterwards? I probably won't win, but I'm going to make it as difficult as hell to place me in that damned casket. Insolent whore.

[-x "Interviewess of the Day" Rue DeBona x-]
Daffney he's probably twice your height and weight. How will you stand a chance?

[-x "The Scream Queen" Daffney Unger x-]
What does my height and weight matter? I have speed; that should be sufficient. I will make him regret having doubted me. He thinks.. just because his other two opponents didn't stand much of a chance doesn't make me exactly like the others. I will make him regret thinking me an easy target. Just becuse he's a damned KISS wannabe makes it easy to kill me? Nooo. I think not. Try as he may, he won't put me into the casket with that Love Gun thing or whatever it's called. The more I think it about it, it seems like he's trying to hit on me or something.. I don't care. Like I said, he'll probably win but I'm going to make it difficult.

[-x "Interviewess of the Day" Rue DeBona x-]
He mentioned ripping the skin off your bones..

[-x "The Scream Queen" Daffney Unger x-]
I think I'll keep my skin intact. With all those quaint little fantasies roaming around in his mind, he will not act them out with me. He thinks he will show no mercy, when it is I who will act as such. He might accidentally kill me or beat me into a bloody pulp or whatever his imagination thinks up to do to me. Sorry! I won't let that happen whatsoever. I'll blow out his eardrums before he gets near to 'ripping my skin off'. He will not deter me from competing in any match I wish. He will not deter me from doing anything whatsoever. He himself is a joke. I am not the one to be laughed at. This is my first single's match in HWE, and I tend to make the most of it. I still see this as a regular singles match.. regardless of the stipulations used. He will not determine my future, and cripple it. No. I do believe my future is rather bright, and I have a wonderful career ahead of me. Sorry, Demon, I don't care if you win or not, but you will not finish my career off in our little match. I will humiliate you before you even dare gain the win over me. I will make SURE you remember my name, and keep repeating it over and over in your head, a female almost gaining a win over you. Almost deterring your perfect winning streak. Okay? Have a nice day.

[-x "Interviewess of the Day" Rue DeBona x-]
Is that all?

[-x "The Scream Queen" Daffney Unger x-]
Yeah, I think that's about it.

..((Daffney shrugs as the scene fades to black))..