Again with the damn Vegeta?! YES!! At least I'm not obsessed with a rose-throwing red-head named KURAMA!!! ....SHUT UP!! LOSER!! ..((The scene opens up in a rather darkened room, save for a door that had been opened a few moments previously. A taller woman stands in the doorway, the only thing visible really is her extensive long, black hair. Her hands come to reside on her hips as she peers into the room. Another woman comes into view, she being easier to see than the other. This new woman appears to be about the same height as the other, although her hair isn't as long. Rather, her hair is set raven black with two white strips dyed into it. Her skin is a sort of olive coloured, as though she had spent a little bit of time in the sunlight. She wears a bleached white belly shirt that reads 'kill' in gray on the back of it, along with two toned black and white biker shorts. This woman places her hands on her hips as though mocking the other woman. The other steps forward, her appearance becoming all the more visible with each inaudible footstep. She has dark brown eyes, and champagne white colored skin. She wears a deep red corset that enhances her curvy shape and a matching colored peasant skirt. This other woman tilts her head slightly and smiles, as though knowing something that the other does not)).. Yeah yeah.. Kurama's gay, don't you know. He sleeps with men. Like Hiei. ..((The other woman quickly loses her all-knowing smirk, and quickly replaces it with a sneer)).. He does not! YAH HUH!! Why the hell are you two discussing anime guys again? They're just little stick figures on paper! Oh yeah.. they're colored in, too. Forgot about that. ..((This was a man's voice coming from near the door-frame. The man peeks his head from over the door, an all-wise and all-knowing smile on his face. He has hazel-coloured eyes, and shaggy blonde-ish hair. Both women turn and look at the man as though he had deeply scorned them. The smile dissapears and so does the head.)).. He knows nothiiing! Yah Mel, you um.. what was I going to say again? ..((Aha! An identification!)).. [x- 'Evil Personified' Meleza Draven x-] [-x 'Insert Witty Thing Here' Riot x-] ..((Meleza raises her eyebrow and tosses a .. fake rose.. at Riot. She then runs away. Riot looks both ways then quickly pulls out a locket hidden underneath the fabric of her shirt. She opens it and looks at the picture inside with adoration)).. [-x "Insert Witty Thing Here" Riot -x] I CAUGHT YOU! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! [-x 'Insert Witty Thing Here' Riot x-] [-x 'Evil Personified' Meleza Draven x-] ..((Meleza dissapears again. Riot puts her locket away)).. [- 'Insert Witty Thing Here' Riot x-] I said thank you, didn't I?! [-x 'Insert Witty Thing Here' Riot x-] .((Riot skipped out of the dark room, the door closing behind her)).. ..((This new scene opens up in a large, sun-filled room. There are no furnishings whatsoever, with the only exception being a rather large cardboard box. The box has various little kanji thingys written all over it, with a picture of a refridgerator. The box moves slightly. All of a sudden, the top of the box bursts open. The man from earlier reaches his arms out of the box, yawning rather loudly. Riot walks up out of nowhere and kicks the box. The man looks at her, somewhat startled)).. [-x 'Insert Witty Thing Here' Riot x-] [-x 'Pet in a Box' Buffalo Bob x-] [-x 'Insert Witty Thing Here' Riot x-] [-x 'Pet in a Box' Buffalo Bob x-] ..((Meleza's head pops up from.. some place. I don't know)) [-x 'Evil Personified' Meleza Draven x-] ..((Another girl's head pops out from underneath Meleza's. She has excruciatingly long honey-coloured hair, and the expression of perpetually always being confused)).. Did I miss something? Again? [-x 'Evil Personified' Meleza Draven x-] [-x 'The Damned Narcoleptic' Chelsea Burgess x-] [-x 'Evil Personified' Meleza Draven x-] [-x 'Insert Witty Thing Here' Riot x-] [-x 'Evil Personified' Meleza Draven x-] ..((Riot and Meleza both wink at each other and show off their 'six shooters'. (form a gun with your hands, idiots..). Bob just stands there, partially confused.)).. [-x 'Pet in a Box' Buffalo Bob x-] ..((Riot pulls on Bob's shirt and whispers 'doorknob' into Bob's ear. It appears he now gets it.)).. [-x 'Insert Witty Thing Here' Riot x-] [-x 'Pet in a Box' Buffalo Bob x-] [-x 'Insert Witty Thing Here' Riot x-] [-x 'Evil Personified' Meleza Draven x-]
..((Bwaha! A new scene opens up (probably the last for this promo) in the hallway of one of those arena type things. The hallway is whitewashed, with a notice in different colored papers here and there. Riot, her little buddy Mel, and Bob are walking down the hallways as thought to get somewhere else. Riot now holds a black baseball bat against her shoulder, a confident smirk on her face. Meleza looks around as though not impressed, all the while biting on a sucker. Bob is just.. bob. Yeah. I PUT THAT IN LOWER CASE!! AHAHAHA..anyways. Riot looks behind her at the two and mouths something. Meleza only raises an eyebrow. Riot starts to wlk in a strut kind of, all the while mouthing the words to an unknown song)).. [-x 'Evil Personified' Meleza Draven x-] [-x 'Insert Witty Thing Here' Riot x-] [-x 'Evil Personified' Meleza Draven x-] [-x 'Insert Witty Thing Here' Riot x-] ..((Meleza purses her lips. Riot only grins. After quite a bit of walking in what seems to be circles, the trio manage to make their way out to the main area. The members of the audience start to scream and cheer because hey.. something happened. (I dunno why.. did they not notice the endless screaming of people? hmm..) Riot seems to be somewhat surprised that she ended up in this area, but oh well. All's well that ends well, right? Riot simply shrugs as the emotions of the fans start to wear down, realising this wasn't the person they paid to see. She takes a look over at the other female half of her trio, who only bites the rest of her sucker off. Riot beckons to one of the stage hands to bring her a microphone. After a few moments of waiting, it is brought to her. Riot seems to pace the stage very slowly, swinging her bat by her side with every step she takes. Finally, she places the microphone near her paled lips, and looks out amongst the crowd. She speaks)).. [-x 'Insert Witty Thing Here' Riot x-] ..((Riot sets the microphone down on the arena floor and walks to the arena door. She talks to someone that cannot be seen with the cameras. After a few minutes she waves her arms to the crowd, who all cheer at the same time. She walks back into the arena, but with someone new, some man. They reach back to where the microphone is. Riot picks it up and signals for everyone else behind the doors to come out. They come running in. It turns out to be the three that were shown earlier today. They stand next to her along with the mystery man.)).. [-x 'Insert Witty Thing Here' Riot x-] ..((After the crowd looks at each other for a few seconds, they recognize the man. They all scream in happiness for the man being there. Riot smiles at Boy George.)).. [-x 'Insert Witty Thing Here' Riot x-] ..((The spotlight goes from Riot to a band that suddenly appeared in front of them. It's your ordinary jazz band: drums, trumpet, saxaphone, trombone, uprightbase, and bongos. The upright base starts a fast paced bass line that is ordinary to jazz music. The bongos and drums pick up the beat and start their own. The trumpet and trombone blast out a high note and start their own melody, while the sax sits and counts. Riot talks but now in a musical-type voice. You know, singing...talking thing.)).. [-x 'Insert Witty Thing Here' Riot x-] [x- 'The Awesomeness That Is' Boy George x-] [-x 'Insert Witty Thing Here' Riot x-] ..((Everything goes silent as Riot brings out a picture and shows it to George. Then the drummer does a small beat with his highhat cymbals.)).. [x- 'The Awesomeness That Is' Boy George x-] [-x 'Insert Witty Thing Here' Riot x-] [x-The Other Three There x-] ..((The whole bands starts up again. It sounds more like a swing band now. The saxaphone now joins in with the band by starting a fast, complicated piece. The upright bass guy swings his base around and starts his own fast paced bass line. Everything pretty much goes fast as everyone starts to dance swing-style. The two men swinging the girls as they come around. Flips and swinging are seen with everyone on stage. Everyone suddenly stops...)).. [x-Everyone Dammit x-] ..((Everyone jumps up in joy after the whole doorknob thing. A snapshot is taken while they are in the air...you know...like those cheesy movies when everyone is happy and they jump? Yeah I know this is cheesy...work with me. Once the camera focuses on the snapshot for a few seconds they go back to live TV. Everyone falls flat on their face...)).. [x- 'Evil Personified' Meleza Draven x-] [x- 'Pet In a Box' Buffalo Bob-] [x- 'Insert Witty Thing Here' Riot x-] [x- 'Pet in a Box' Buffalo Bob] [x- 'Evil Personified' Meleza Draven x-] ..((Everyone goes silent again. Awkward silence...must talk. Talk? I am saying random things to keep the awkward silence away, before it overtakes me! AHHH!!!!!!! IT'S EATING MY BRAINS!!!!!! AWKWARD SILENCE EATING BRAINS!!!! RUUUNNN!!!!! Now back to your regularly scheduled program...)).. [x- 'The Awesomeness That Is' Boy George x-] ..((The doors of the arena swing open as a few men with instruments come running in. They set up everything really fast...like magic man. A familiar song starts up...KARMA CHAMELEON!!!!!!!!)).. [x- 'The Awesomeness That Is' Boy George x-] [-x 'Insert Witty Thing Here' Riot x-] ..((The music keeps playing as everyone dances and shit. The camera fades out! That's a wrap people!)).. WHAPAM!
I don't know.. I can't read your mind.. April where the fuck did I put my Pepsi? Dammit..
I don't keep track of your shit, onna. Go find it! Go on!! Good girl!! WEAKLING!!
Aahh.. Vegeta, my looooove..
I caught you throwing that rose!!
.. You did not see me do that. That was all a dream that you had yesterday. Your memory will now be erased in 5..4..3..2..1.. where's my clicky thing? Dammit! I lost it again! Um.. we will continue this later. Thank you for your cooperation.
... WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?!
That's beside the point. Wheeeere is Buffalo Bob?.. BUFFALOOO BOB!
NEW SCENE!!!!!!!!
Aww how cuuute!
Yah yah whatever you say.
C'mon, Mel and What's his face and I are going to the um.. arena thing to cut a promo type .. thing. Did I already say that? But yeah.. c'mon Bobby! Let's go!
Yeah.. like I have anything else to do.
Are we going or what? Or are we going to just sit here and talk about going?
No no Chelsea, we were just talking about going. Which we're not.
Ah. Okay. Well I'll be off then. Did you guys see Debra's promo against Riot and that Dawn person? .. just asking..
Illiteracy at it's very best.
Ah who cares if she can't properly word a sentence! It's not her fault that her second grade teacher failed her! All we can do is sigh and say 'doorknob'.
Haha.. doorknob.
Doorknob?
Okay okay let's gooo I don't want to sit here all day!
But you're standing..
You get my point. C'mon I have a surpriiiise!!
Oooh surpriiiise...
Haha.. guess what? NEW SCENE!!
Hey! Where's my surprise, dammit?
It's not just a surprise for yooou! It's a surprise for eeeverybody!
Okay April, whatever you say.
Shut up, Milissa.
Hello, kiddies! How are you? I couldn't care less! But no really.. I couldn't. I'm just out here to speak a tid-bit about my first upcoming match with Debra and Gail Kim. Oh wow.. what a thrill. I've yet to hear from Gail Kim, but what Debra had to say about me was interesting to say the least. Wow, I'm a lesbian. Yeah. I think we can safely say 'homophobic'. You know what they say about homophobics, right? Heh.. but no really. I'm simply out here to speak on my own defense. Do I really look like a trashy gothy lesbian girl to you? Nah, I didn't think so. Let's get on topic, shall we? I'm not to sink down to Miss Debra's level and rant and rave about how she looks or how she must have flunked grade school once, twice, thrice I'm imagining. No, I'm not going to do that because hey! I don't havfta nor do I wanta.
Instead, let's go on and ask her how do golf balls taste coming out of a garden hose? Ah, silly me for asking. In all serious aspects, someone who wants to insult me, needs to do better than that. Maybe work on the grammar there...do some research. Actually make sense? I honestly had some trouble there piecing together her logic. I have two white stripes in my hair, so that makes me stupid? I did that for my own look, my own individuality. You wouldn't understand that. A belly shirt that, hey! Shows my belly. Hence the name..."belly shirt." If that wasn't obvious enough. Showing my belly does not make me a tramp, nor does it say anything else about me. It's comfortable. Trashy? I really don't think I'm trashy. I mean, yeah, my shirt has my name spray painted on it, but that doesn't mean I'm trashy. It means I have no sense of style
..((Riot does the wink and the gun))..
But enough with my comments on her using insults that are as old as last year's newspaper...what do I have to say? I will not use insults on her like she did me, because honestly, even thought I may not seem it, I am more mature than that. This woman obviously thinks she can get by by using insults and flashing her body. Insults that a grade school girl could use. I am not about to go into name calling, because then it would become less interesting. I do not like the fact that I have to go against someone of lesser intelligence, but hey! Work with what you got eh? I'll be sure she knows who's the winner when she's pinned by my arm and crying for help. For that strong man to help her. But when neither he, or her tag partner decide to help, she will realize how weak she really is. Weakness is not a good thing to have. I really do wonder where this girl trained, and if she's really up to the challenge of it all. I will show no mercy when this match comes up, nor do I expect you to have any for me. I really don't think you'll have enough strength to really do anything to me for me to beg mercy, but still, it needed to be said. I will not drone on and on about this match, because there is nothing else to be said, other than what I already said. I hope you are ready for the beating of your life, because that is what's to come for you and Gail Kim. Thank you, and good night.
Now for your entertainment, I found a special man! For those of you who don't know who he is by looking...it's BOY GEORGE!!!!
..((The crowd goes silent. Even the cricket stopped.))..
Common people....Boy George...he rocks!!!!! You know, Karma Chameleon?
That's more like it people! Now Boy George was nice enough to come and do a little skit with us...so you better like it! Hit me, Johnny!
Hey George!
..((Boy George is also using this sing/talk voice...You know what? Everyone is.))..
What Riot?
Look at this picture and tell me what do you see?
Doorknob.
Doorknob?
DOORKNOB! Hey!
Doorknob!
What the good goddamn was that?
Were we stoned or something...that hurt.
AHA!!! YOU HAVE GRILL MARKS ON YOUR FACESIES!!!!!
What the hell?
You do too...
Culture Club! Let's goooo!!!!
Kamakamakamameleon, you come and go! You come and gooooooooo. Loving would me easy if your colors would light my dreams. Red, gold, and green. Red, gold, and greeeen.
Well hey! That's the end of this promo...thanks for watching! Tune in next time to...RIOT'S HAPPY TIME!!!!