..((There is a new scene, ladies and gentlemen! It appears to be an empty classroom of sorts, nay, one of those abandoned school houses. There is apparently no teacher's desk, no student's desks either, but only two of those big notepad things. There apparently has things written underneath the first sheet. The classroom itself is in disarray, with the roof caving in and falling apart. The blackboard behind is crumbling, yet the words of yesteryear are still eched in them one way or another. "2 + 2 = 4" and something along the lines of "Music". Footsteps are heard from a distance. The view switches, to a pair of feet, headed in this direction. The shoes upon them seem somewhat like a business woman would wear. Panning up further are a pair of sheer stockings, kind of skin coloured. Going up further is a red and black checkered skirt, about mid-thigh long. Up further still, a slightly exposed navel along with, a black button up shirt. Panning out even farther more, we can see the person possessing.. these clothes! Daffney Unger has her hair in extremely fucked up pigtails. Her dark brown eyes peer through a pair of slim and sleek glasses. Daffney stands in front of both of the large notepads, now seemingly having a ruler in her hand. She grasps the ruler in her hands and looks straight into the camera's lens, as if trying to reach the audience watching themselves. Her head tilts as flips up the first page to the left hand notepad. It reads "German, 101" ))..

[-x "The Scream Queen" Daffney Unger x-]
Hello once again ladies and gentlemen. Once again I've come to speak with you, this time about practically ALL the divas in this federation. I have this little.. bikini rumble thing only a few hours away. Only 6 of the 11 divas will be allowed to go on and participate in a match at Lock Down for the women's title. Because of so many ladies, I have decided to take it upon myself to show you all a little of the fascinating German language of my homeland in a thing called 'word association'. This will give you a chance at home to know a tid - bit of what I speak once in a while, and it will give me a chance to speak upon the girls. I'm assuming you all know what it is, so I don't have to tell you. Ready? Let's begin.

..((Daffney flips up the first page on the second notepad. It says the name 'Lollipop'. With her ruler, she flips the second page on the first notepad))..

Going alphabetically, we come upon me! But since we can't do that, let's go to the next one down the line - Lollipop. The word I have chosen for her is 'Konkubinen'. This means obviously means 'concubine, or for those without that great of a vocabulary, 'whore'. Reasons for her word? - Miss Lollipop prances around in her little skimpy outfit and dances, expecting men to fall head over heel in love with her. Little does she realize, with all her dancing and whatnot, that the rest of the women in the back think she's a damned slut. Or perhaps with my modesty, I'm the only one.. I realize that hasn't anything to do with her wrestling ability, but then again I've come to believe she isn't more than a damn twig one can metaphorically snap in half. A little hip swivel does not win a match. Then again what do I know? I'm just a 'screaming freak'. It seems she has somewhat of an oral fixation, one that can be remedied. A nice swift kick in the mouth. She is egotistical, 'allowing' people to be in matches with her. How wonderful. I will be in a match if I damned well please..even if it is .. one that has bikinis in it. She may or may not be the finalists, and I'm sure I probably won't be. I wish der konkubinen luck because.. she'll need it, as will the rest of them.

..((Daffney flips up the pages on both the notebooks. She hits the first one rather hard with her ruler-type object. This name reads "Jackie Gayda"))..

The next one, Miss Jackie. The word I have chosen for her is "Regenbogen". This little scramble of letters means "rainbow". I chose this particular word because her wardrobe is seemingly a rainbow of colors. I say once again that Lisa Frank has designed all of her outfits, and my god do they look absolutely horrible. She is the only person to actually hold a win over me, and I'm still kind of pissed off about that. No matter, I'll get her one of these days. What else is there that I haven't already said about her? I've had to practically insult her in all of my matches here, and I'm sort of running out of things to say. No matter whatsoever, as with the first I wish her the best of luck.

..((With another flick of her abused ruler, she turns the pages of her notepads. The first one now reads "Nidia"))..

Yet another person - Nidia. Before my little word thing, I extend my congratulations. She has helped me gain a win in this particular company, and I probably won't be one to forget that .. any time soon. All pleasantries aside, the word I have chosen for her is - "schrecklich". This little ditty means "horrible". Why this word - Her hair, and her clothes are absolutely horrid. I won't mention her little 'trailer park' thing she has going on, because that has absolutely nothing to do with her being. Her hair is .. not something I would choose for myself, nor is her little checkered shirt and cut off jeans. She has moderate wrestling ability, noted. Nidia might be one of the people in the 6 divas left standing. Her abilities far exceed those of the other two 'ladies' I have mentioned earlier. I will happily participate in another match with her, because she can put on a good show. Oh dear I'm showering her with more compliments, aren't I? I really haven't anything bad to say about her, except her little choice of wardrobe. I wish her luck in her expeditions or whatever.

..((Daffney sighs slightly and leans on her right leg. With yet another flick of her ruler, she changes the pages on the notepads. The first one now reads "Pammy Paulshock". Daffney gets a rather sickening grin over her face))..

This one is my particular favorite out of the recent individuals - Pamela Paulshock. The word I have chosen for her is "Geschlechtänderung". This particular word means "sex change". She happens to mention my marital status once or twice, and I'm rather happy to say that I'm dating Vampiro. Has she anybody that loves her and she can honestly say she loves as well? No? Well I do! Hehaha.. . Wow. Isn't that a shocker? Back to my word. I have chosen this word because I've recently noticed the comparisons between her and Michael Jackson. This resemblance is rather uncanny, with the exceptions being the hair color and the hue of the skin. My god. Perhaps with a little plastic surgery, this woman will be able to say that she has enough silicone to kill a baby elephant. Good luck on her efforts thus far! Right now I'd say.. she could kill a giraffe. Perhaps something else. No matter. Her abilities aren't exactly up to par, she was like how I mentioned in my first promo. With her little thong, she can prance around and shout to the world she has wrestling ability. And like Jenna Jameson, whom utterly failed in her attempt, she has no talent. Did her modeling career flop, just like her grammar did? Is that why she's come into wrestling? I think so, there can't be any other explanation for all of that. She must have hit herself in the head quite a few times with a hammer to have given her the ego needed that she has today. Poor child, I wonder.. was it ever picked up by the CPS? Perhaps not. This particular individual, as far as I can see, has undergone a sex change surgery and has taken the name Pamela. That.. is a poorly chosen name, if anything. As with all the other divas.. no. Perhaps not this one. I do not wish to grant her the same formality that has been given to the rest of them. Sorry Pammy!

..((Daffney sighs slightly and turns the pages of the notepads. The first one reads "Sable". Her eyes roll as she leans forward on her ruler))..

Okay, the next person up for bid - Sable. I chose "dumm". That word.. means "stupid". My god was this word chosen well. Miss Rena is the exact poster child for this particular word. She IS a goddamned idiot. Was her head bleached one too many times? Don't believe me? Her speech is absolutely horrible. I think I'll do an absolutely perfect example of her.. hang on a sec. .. "Oh my gawd! I'm such a primadonna, I think just because I wear little bikinis all the damn time that show off my nasty hips, I can defeat any woman I want! Oh gawd, I think I broke a nail. Kitty! We have to go to the mall, I have to replace my nail!" Ugh. She lost last week, thankfully. Her talents are not that to be held in any honor, rather they should be held in shame. Her finisher - a powerbomb. No I take it back. It's a 'SableBomb'. OH WOW! That's really going to inflict damage. Her punches suck, and they miss. She has lost 2 out of 2 matches she has been in, perhaps a losing streak? I'd think so! She's 36, the oldest diva in this industry. Oh god, I think I might be the next one.. or not. I'm only 28..Anyways! This woman, like the one before, must have failed in her attempts at grade school. She must have dropped out, became a model, and just happened to have fallen into wrestling. I pity her, severely. With all bleach that has gone to her head, it has damaged her speech section of her brain. Perhaps damaged her physically as well. I'm so sorry Rena, I hope you lose! Ehehehehahahaha..

..((Daffney grins rather sinister like, then flips the pages. The next name is - Stacy Keibler. Daffney curls her upper lip slightly))..

Oy. Miss Hancock. She'll never be able to escape that name, at least not with me. The word I have chosen for her is "Färbung". This means "hair dye". The reason for this word is so: with her little cheerleading thing, she came into the wrestling company. With her little dancing, she manages to pull the crowd on her side. I don't really care. She believes, (or what I think she does), is that she can out wrestle anybody with her little footchokes and whatnot. Wow! Anything she can to show off her loong legs of hers. (ooc: I'm somewhat envious, her legs are only 2 inches longer than mine. 2 INCHES!!! Okay I'm done bitching.) It is because of those bones that she has managed to make her way to this exemplory model of a federation. And now, in this particular match up, she's probably going to be only doing kicks. A kick here, wow, another one there. I'm so going to lose to those. Oh yes. I'm going to lose. Anyways! Perhaps Miss Hancock can hit me with her damned clipboard. I'd really enjoy that. Oh dear, I'm losing sight of my subject. Silly me. The point of the matter is this - like the rest of the girls, just because she has her hair dyed to a blonde even the sun would be envious of, she probably thinks she has what it takes to make it in a sport such as this. I do wish her luck, because she probably won't make it if all she can do is fucking kicks and chokes with her legs. Amazing.

..((Daffney puts her hands to her head and cracks her neck slightly. She sighs and turns the pages on the notepads. This one reads - "Stephanie McMahon"))..

The next one! - Stephanie McMahon. As with Nidia, she helped me to gain a win, and I'm not going to forget that any time soon. Aaanyways the word I have chosen for her is "Prinzessin" - this word means "princess". She is the only one out of all the 'royalty' that truly deserves the title of 'princess'. I reign over all of you, because I'm a queen! Okay I'm becoming somewhat egotistical myself. Anyways, with her bitchslap and whatnot, she claims to have talent. But.. what good is talent in a match like we're in?! Fucking bikinis!! Okay.. I'm done bitching for now. We have this mutual disliking for each other, and that's good. Because outside my little circle of friends.. which consist of.. what.. 5 people? I'm rather hated. Yay! Like the other matches before, I've happened to speak about her one way or another for both of my matches and I'm quite running out of things to say. Sorry Stephanie, I'll have to come up with something for you sooner or later. Good luck to you, because I'm sure you'll need it.

..((Daffney looks up slightly and rolls her eyes. With another sigh, she flips the notepads. The first one reads "Torrie Wilson". She looks at the first notepad and smiles slightly))..

AHA! One I haven't had to speak upon before! This should be fun for.. Torrie Wilson. The word I have chosen for her is "Ermangeln". This particular word means "lacking". Why did I choose this word, you might ask? Why would Torrie be lacking anything? Well, she does practically anything. She looks like a haggard woman, and she SUCKS at wrestling. Much like miss Hancock! I remember when we were all back in WCW together, Torrie with the Franchise and .. Stacy with David. Wow, what fun, huh? I, unlike her, have progressed much since then. All she seems to have done is posed naked in a magazine. Wow. What a way to really please the crowd, eh? I find it so funny, maybe she can pin someone by.. flashing them! Amazing! I'm sure it might work, we'll all be blinded by the implants she has. Like Sable, she might spring a leak, so to speak. She seems to have qualities of many women in this federation. She has an oral fixation like Lollipop, sucks at wrestling like Stacy and has posed for playboy like Sable. It would seem that she has nothing connecting me to her. Let me think.. no.. I can't really find anything. I'm sure there are MANY more things with more divas, but I refuse to get into them at his moment. This woman seems to be nothing more than bra and panties matches, so I'm sure this will be fun for her. Also along with her specialty matches, she also attracts another kind of thing besides ratings = Sable. I think we can all remember when Sable started hitting on her. Damn I was laughing hard at that. And then.. her little 'damsel in distress thing'. Her acting sucks. I was an actress before I came into wrestling, so I know how to spot a good one from a bad one. Poor miss Wilson, she probably has her work cut out for her here. She'll probably looooose, then again I might as well. Hell, I probably will. No matter, I wish miss Wilson luck in her first match here.

..((She rolls her eyes back slightly and mumbles something along the lines of "damn I wish I brought a water bottle". Daffney shakes her head slightly and turns the notepads. She slaps the first notepad with her ruler, in which reads "Trish Stratus"))..

Another new one! Well not necessarily new here but new to my harsh words. Trish's word is "Fähigkeit" and that means 'ability'. Most unlike the models before hand, Trish is about the only good diva in this lineup thus far. I praise her highly on her abilities, and all that what not. Aaanyways.. now to the fun stuff. Trisha started out as a nice little fitness model turned t&a wrestler. Up until 2002 she has been used and all that whatnot. Blah.. think think think. Goddamn this match consists of alot of blondes..I just noticed that. She also has traits from other divas that must be examined. She has the vocabulary of Pamela Paulshock, breast implants the size of basketballs like Sable, and everything else. She really is off topic quite a few times.. no.. practically all the damned time. I wonder, does she have attention deficit disorder? Can she actually think of a subject long enough to do something about it? It seems not. Trish, like quite a few of the others, could actually be a poster child of the words "Dumb Blonde". Poor thing! Perhaps she should be locked away for observation.. no.. perhaps not. That's a rather horrid thing and I wouldn't wish that upon anybody. ANYWAYS! I wish Trishy luck in this match because like the others, she'll surely need it!

..((Daffney sighs as she flips over the last pages on her notebooks. The first one reads "Victoria". She shakes her head and places her hands upon her hips))..

And last but certainly least - Victoria. Oh god this is almost over, I'm happy! Aanyways, the word I've chosen for her is 'sonderbar' which means 'strange'. Why this word, you may ask? Why is someone like myself giving her this type of word? Because she tried to take my doll away! Normal people would know better. But noo! She wanted my fucking doll! Regardless of all that, she is a fantastic wrestler and all that whatnot. Her fashion, when psycho' is better than the rest of the women. But we're not focused on her clothes, are we? Noo. Before she was ever a wrestling chick, she was a 'ho'. When she was employed as such, she was one of those 'good time gals' and was probably paid well for it. She even appeared in a shower with someone. But let's not get into that, shall we? She spent years training to become a wrestler of the caliber she is today, and she'll probably be one of the people to make it to the pay per view. If not, oh well! One less person I'll have to worry about. Then again. . I probably won't make it either! Anyways I wish her luck.

With all my word association things done, why not speak about them all at once? I'll probably be the first one eliminated from this match, or somewhere along the lines. This match isn't one I'd probably be in by choice, simply because of the stipulations involved. Damned BIKINIIIIIS!!! Oh well.. if I have to, I'll find some way to eliminate myself if I absolutely have to wear one.. I'm sure the rest of the chicks wouldn't mind whatsoever. Either way, I'll probably get distracted with trying to cover myself. Why? Because unlike the rest of the women, I hate wearing anything really revealing. Regardless of my simple modesty, this match probably won't come easy to anybody. There's probably going to be quite a few bitch slaps, and other things that aren't really necessary. To all the women participating, I wish you luck. And now.. I bid you adieu! I'm spent!

..((Daffney's eyes cross as she leans her head back. She falls over backwards, exhausted from speaking so damned much. The scene fades to black))..