The Truth of Sin

(Where Willis is)

Willis: I don't know who the heck you are, but you better get away from me! (The seven crystals start to move in) Get away!

Red Gem: Master, don't you remember us?

Orange Gem: We are your loyal servants.

Yellow Gem: We are the Seven Sins of the Black Hearts.

Green Gem: The time is drawing near. Do you feel it?

Light Blue Gem: The time when we would become one once again.

Blue Gem: A glorious day that will be for us and the Black Hearts.

Purple Gem: Don't you remember that, master?

(Willis, Terriermon, and Lopmon stand there confused and shocked.)

Opening Theme: Sailor War

(The seven gems circle around Willis and his digimon. Terriermon and Lopmon are ready to strike at them.)

Lopmon: You better stay away from us, or we'll blast you into smitherines!

Terriermon: Just try us!

Red Gem: I am Haradachi.

What? Did it just say a name?

Orange Gem: I am Taishoku!

Yellow Gem: I am Taiyoku!

Green Gem: I am Netami!

Light Blue Gem: I am Bushou!

Blue Gem: I am Shikiyoku!

Purple Gem: And I am Kyo!

The sins...... Is this what they look like before they emerge from people's bodies?

Gems: We are what we are. We weren't always like this. We were one entity at one time called Kenji, the Archangel.

What? Archangel?

I don't understand.

Lopmon, Terriermon, leave this to me. Let me talk to them. (to gems) Sins, if you think I'm your leader, I want you to tell me everything that happened at the battle of Sanzemica. The day you were destroyed. Everything.

Gems: Very well. It all happened on the day the first computer virus was created. It was 1981. We were sent to destroy the ancient world of Sanzemica, where the main computer was resting. A war broke out. In 1986, two programmers named Basit and Amjad replace the executable code in the boot sector of a floppy disk with their own code designed to infect each 360kb floppy accessed on any drive. Infected floppies had “© Brain” for a volume label. Our forces grew stronger. Sanzemica didn't stand a chance. In 1988, one of the most common viruses, Jerusalem, was unleashed. It was activated every Friday the 13th, and it affects both .exe and .com files and deletes any programs run on that day. In 1990, our days were numbered. Symantec launched Norton AntiVirus, one of the first antivirus programs developed by a large company. This program sent forth several strong warriors. Some were empowered by the moon, the sun, the Earth, and the stars. They fought hard and then we decided to attack their leader, the Light Guardian. He used his power to shatter us into seven sins and send us throughout the computer world. But then, the guardians divided their powers into the three Armaments: The Crystal, the Soul Eater, and the Radiant Star. Since then, we were hidden in the future of the Black Hearts until you took us to the past and we infected humans. Only two of us remain.

I'm sorry to hear that.

Gems: Don't be. It is our mission to die. When we do, you can use the Soul Eater from the future's powers to make our souls become one and we can emerge to rule the world again.

All: What?

(At Toran Castle)

Lebia Maverick: Beth and her friends have been sent back to the real world. They'll never bother us again as long as we're alive.

King: That's good to hear. I can't stand those bitches. Who would've thought they had sins inside of them?

Drake: I sure as heck didn't think of it. But now we have two sin warriors left: Sloth and Greed.

Or Avarice.

What's the difference?

Just correcting you on the name. But now we have to look for two people who are greedy and who is lazy.

Sailor Moon: Vince McMahon's one. But then again, he's too obvious.

David Bowie: Well, there has to be someone else who's greedy. But we'll worry about greed later. We have to look for sloth now.

Ted: But there are a lot of lazy people in this world. Too many to count.

Wait! I know just the person who is a big fat lazy slob. His name is Cletus. He lives in Riverton, Illinois. Let's go get him!

Aren't you afraid that you're jumping to the conclusions?

All: No.

Didn't think so. Let's go!

(Drake, King, Lebia, David, Sailor Moon, and Ted run outside.)

(At Magician Island)

Leknaat: They're looking for the Sin of Sloth.

Mahna: They don't know what they're doing. They'll going after someone that they don't even know for a fact has a sin inside them. But Cletus, he seems like a liable suspect.

Luc: Let's not jump the conclusions here. I have scanned almost everybody on Earth and in the computer world. All 8+ billion people.

Luna: That's strange how fast you did that. But I hope Willis is okay.

Artemis: I hope he's safe too. Who knows what he found there. I just hope he finds the Sin Shrines and take their crystals before Bastion fuses them together when the sins are destroyed.

We can't allow that to happen. I just hope Drake and the others know what they're doing.

(Back to where Drake and the others are.)

(Drake, King, Lebia, David Bowie, Sailor Moon, and Ted appear outside a trailer.)

Is this the person you've been talking about?

Yep, this is the place. Cletus lives in this pig sty.

Speaking of pigs, there goes one right now. (a pig walks by) Ew!

???: (in a hickish voice) Would you pigs shut up?

(An 18 year old kid comes out. He has short dirty blonde hair, buck teeth, and glasses.)

Cletus: What the hell are you idiots doing on my property? (pulls out a shotgun) I'm givin' you to the count of ten to get the fuck off my property!

This kid's a real foul mouth.

And you say he was on that FFA team at your school? He doesn't look it.

Cletus: Excuse me. It's not my fault I'm too damn lazy to buy some expensive bull crap! So, who wants to get shot first?

Not me, Mr. Cletus, man, sir, person, thing. I'm too young to die.

You're only 22. And you're too stupid to die.

Blow it out your ass! Oops, did I say that?

(Cletus snorts, then spits on the ground. The six look disgusted.)

Yuck! That was disgusting! You got some hygine problems, pal.

Cletus: What? What did you say? Excuse me if I'm too damn lazy to buy some hair care products or other products to wash me or clean me or.....

Kid, we're on a tight schedule here. Could you speed this up?

Cletus: Shut up, punk! I'm going to..... Nevermind. I'm too damn lazy to pull the trigger to this gun.....

(The area turns red. Cletus starts to mutate into a demon. His skin color has transformed into a light blue and scaly.)

Good God! It's hideous!

Sin Cletus: Time to die!

You first, freak. On behalf of the moon, I will punish you!

Sailor Moon, we can't kill this guy. He's still Cletus.

Oh please?

No! Not even if it is Cletus. We can't kill the innocent.

(Sin Cletus extends his hands out in front of him and his claws shoot out at the six.)

Judgment!

(Ted uses Judgment on the claws, disintegrating them. Sin Cletus growls at them.)

Try this on for size, demon! (pulls out a crystal orb) Take this!

(David throws the orb at Cletus. It ignites and hits him in the face. Cletus screams and holds his face.)

Moon Tiara Action!

(Sailor Moon throws her tiara at Cletus, and hits him in the legs, tripping him to the ground.)

Don't hurt him!

Oops, sorry. We forgot.

You forgot?! Give me a break.

(Back where Willis is)

Gems: And that's how the story is, master.

I don't understand any of this. The Archangel. Judgment Day. Jerusalem. Everything.

I'm confused too.

That's not all the story is it? (the gems don't reply) Answer me!

Red Gem: The rest of the story is a blur.

Orange Gem: We don't remember the rest of it.

Yellow Gem: Until we are reunited again.

Green Gem: And that we will fight for the Black Hearts again.

Blue Gem: And take our revenge on the Star Warriors for what they have done to us.

Purple Gem: Which is not too far away.

Hey you. (points at light blue gem) Why didn't you say anything?

Light Blue Gem: I am currently under attack by the three Star Warriors and cannot speak. For if I lose my grip on the human I possess, my strength will collapse and I will emerge and allow them to destroy me.

Really? Hmmm..... I have an idea, Willis. Lopmon.

(The three gather around. Willis nods, then looks to the gems.)

You seven are coming with me to Bushou's location. I don't want to hear any complaints. This is a direct order.

Gems: As you wish.

(Willis opens his back pack and puts the seven gems in it. He pulls out a walkie talkie type device.)

Bring us back!

(Willis, Terriermon, and Lopmon vanish a flash of white light.)

(Back at the trailer park)

Sin Cletus: I will defeat you all! I will destroy everything and bring another victory to the master!

This guy is annoying me. Let's transform and end this fight!

I agree. Let's start it up!

I hope this works!

(A white light surrounds them. They transform into their star forms.)

Star Lebia: Okay, you punk, get ready to die!

Ancient: (drawing out staff) Hurry up and exorcize him!

I'm getting to that! (pulls out harp) I play this song to quell the spirits within! Radiant Star Song!

(The music rope surrounds Claetus. Light blue fire shoots from his body. He starts to scream in pain. After a while, his skin turns back to normal and a black pod falls from his body.)

StarDrake: Quick! Destroy the pod before it...... (red light occurs) hatches....

(The pod hatches. A huge, fat, green, scaly creature emerges. It has three red eyes on each side of its head and four arms with sharp claws.)

Sin: Born in darkness, raised in darkness, following the path of darkness, I am one of the Seven Deadly Sins, Bushou, the Sin of Sloth.

Is it just me or are all the sins all talk and no walk?

I agree with you this time, Sailor Moon. (looks at Cletus) But what to do with this chump.

Throw him in a mud hole. He'll roll around in it.

(The three laugh and watch StarDrake and the other warriors fighting off the sin.)

(holding up staff) This will be a short fight. Heavenly Rage!

Sparkling Light!

Starlight Blaster!

(The three use their attacks on Bushou. He screams in pain, then starts laughing.)

Bushou: That tickles. Stop it. That really tickles.

He likes it? Well then that means my Star Sword Disaster is useless against him.

Goddamn sin.

???: Wait! I have the perfect solution to defeat this thing.

Bushou: Who's there?

???: Petit Blast!

???: Blazing Ice!

(The two attacks hit Bushou hard in the face. He stumbles back and falls on his back.)

Bushou: Help! I've fallen and I can't get up!

(Willis, Lopmon, and Terriermon leap down.)

All: Willis, Terriermon, Lopmon!

Get back! (pulls out the light blue gem) It's time I finish this sin off.

Bushou: No! I don't want to return there! I don't want to die! Don't do it!

(Willis throws the light blue gem at Bushou and it hits him in the face. He flashes white, then gets absorbed into the gem. The gem returns to Willis.)

I don't believe this. He killed a sin.

(Back at the Sin Shrine)

(Bastian appears beside the shrine.)

Hmmm..... Willis was here.... AND HE TOOK THE SIN CRYSTALS! Damn it! And there's only one sin left. He'll pay for this!

Ending Song: Forever Love


Comment from Drake: Yes, you guessed it, Cletus was once an old friend of mine. He is indeed a lazy sack of crap. Not too mention he's getting married soon. Ick. Sorry, I'm running on "fumes" here. Only thing keeping me awake is my music. I better hurry up soon and finish the rest of the episodes before I fall asleep.