Former Foes

(A bus pulls up in front of Toran Castle. It screeches to a halt. Tuxedo Mask walks up to the door. He opens it up to see the bus and three girls come out.)

Tuxedo Mask: Can I help you, ladies?

Beth: Yeah, we're here to see King and Drake.

Um, is there any reason in particular you need to see them? You don't look like someone in his family.

I could give a fuck less! Get them out here, now!

Okay. Sorry. Bite my head off.

(Tuxedo Mask goes into Drake's room and wakes him up.)

Drake: What is it, Mamoru?

There are three girls here for you and King. They seem awfully rude. Do you know them, by any chance?

Rude......? Oh-no! It can't be!

Opening theme: Sailor War

(Willis is seen walking around in a dark place. Right by his side are Terriermon and Lopmon. Willis is holding a flashlight in his hands.)

Terriermon: Explain to me why we're here again.

Willis: Leknaat said something about the secrets of the Sin Warriors here. She wants us to go because we know some stuff about them.

Lopmon: We do?

Well, not really. But we're going to find out why Bastian and the king wirusu sent the Sins after us. It could answer our question on who the king really is.

Well, whoever he is, let's find out and kill him off. I'm getting tired and I want to watch Digimon.

So do I, Terriermon. But we must press on.

(The three keep walking into the darkness. Back at Toran Castle.)

HEY! WHERE ARE OUR CAKES?!

Why can't you get it yourself?

Carrie: Because we don't want to. Now go get them.

(Tuxedo Mask growls and goes in the kitchen. He meets with Drake and King.)

Sorry, Mamoru.

For what?

King: You shouldn't be taking orders from them. Not one bit.

You do know what will happen if we don't obey them, right, King?

(imitating Beth) What? You didn't get us whatever. Wah wah wah. Bitch, bitch, bitch!

(Beth comes up behind him. Drake and Tuxedo Mask have a shocked look on their faces. King turns around to see Beth. He screams.)

Well, well, well, talking behind my back, huh? Well, guess what? You're gonna see what happens when you get a bitch mad!

(Beth goes to slap King, but Alexis grabs her hand.)

Alexis: Beth, don't stoop to their level. Besides, (in a sexy way) you don't want to screw up their faces too bad. Ain't that right?

and Beat it, you self-centered tramp!

(Alexis scoffs, as does Beth, and the two walk away. As they leave, Lebia Maverick comes into the room.)

Lebia Maverick: What are those three doing in our castle?

"Visiting." Is this what they call visiting?

In their parallel dimension, yes.

(Meanwhile, where Willis is)

This place is starting to stink now.

I agree. (plugs nose) What is that stench? It smells like molded cheese.

Actually, it smells more like the dead rotting. Whatever was here was dead. We have to continue on. (steps in water) I think I found our problem. We're in a sewer-like place.

Puke....... Did you have to say "sewer"?

Goodness gracious, is it suppose to smell this bad when something is decaying?

I have no idea. We have to keep looking. Leknaat said that the secret to the Sin warriors is somewhere around here.

(At Toran Castle)

We shouldn't be cleaning dishes for these people. We should be concentrating on finding the Sin Warriors and not these three.

For all we know, those three are Sin Warriors.

Yeah really. But which ones?

Beth's been acting angry. Alexis is being slutty. And Carrie is taking pride in herself for being so "big". That's it. Anger, Lust, and Pride. Those are three sins at once. Crimanently.

Hey, that's my line.

HEY, WHERE ARE MY COOKIES?!

(unsheathes sword) Let me kill them! Let me kill them now!

No, they're only feeding off of our anger toward them. The sins must be stopped. Come on, we must transform to our ultimate stages.

We don't know how, remember? We don't have the Radiant Star.

Damn it......

Wait, I know. Have you noticed that when a sin emerges, we transform?

Hey, you're right. When Netami emerged, you transformed when she was about to kill you.

And when Taishoku tried to kill us. Hmmm.... we have to have Beth, Carrie, and Alexis try and kill us. When that happens, bam! We hit them hard!

Hey, where's my lip gloss?

(groans) That girl's a pain in the--

(In the living room)

Those guys are taking too long. I'm going to see what's taking so long.

(Beth goes in the kitchen. She sees no one.)

HEY! What's up with that? Where did they go? Did we tell them to leave?

Hey, sin face! (Beth looks to see them) Yeah you. You're so ugly that when you came into this world, the doctor slapped your mother instead of you!

Hah hey! Not only that. You're so stupid that when you become a mother, you have to get the baby drunk to feed it.

Hey! You can't talk to her like that.

Hey, Carrie, you're so fat that they had to use you for a stunt double for Free Willie.

Hey, that's not funny. Oooh, you're getting us angry!

(The room turns red. The three girls start to mutate into demons. Beth has red skin, Alexis has blue skin, and Carrie has purple skin.)

Quick! Now!

(The three Star Warriors stand there waiting for the transformation to start. Suddenly, a white light surrounds them. They transform into their star forms.)

StarDrake: Hey, it worked. Now we can beat these sins.

Sin You will never defeat us, sniveling frustrations! (breathes fire)

Star Lebia: I don't think so! Sparkling Light!

(Star Lebia holds up her arms and a bright light shines. The sins hold their faces, trying to shield their faces.)

Sin Carrie: It burns!

Ancient: Come on, we have to exorcise the sins from their bodies. Even if these three are the most bitchiest girls we've met in our lives.

Sin How dare you!

Now Lebia!

Gotcha! (plays tune on her harp) I play this song to quell the spirits within! Radiant Star Song!

(The music rope surrounds the three girls. Purple, blue, and red fire shoots from their bodies. They start to scream in pain. After a while, their skin turns back to normal and three black pods fall from their bodies.)

I'll destroy the pods before they.... (red light flashes) hatch......

(The three pods hatch. From one emerges a woman demon with bat-like wings and red hair. From another one emerges a woman with blond and purple hair. And from the last one comes a woman with blue hair.)

Sin 1: Born in darkness, raised in darkness, following the path of darkness, I am one of the Seven Deadly Sins, Haradachi, the Sin of Anger.

Sin 2: Born in darkness, raised in darkness, following the path of darkness, I am one of the Seven Deadly Sins, Shikiyoku, the Sin of Lust.

Sin 3: Born in darkness, raised in darkness, following the path of darkness, I am one of the Seven Deadly Sins, Kyo, the Sin of Pride.

Well, I see that the sins get uglier each time they emerge from someone's body.

Haradachi: WHAT?! HOW DARE YOU!

(Haradachi shoots fire at the three, nailing them hard. Shikiyoku shoots a few heart beams at them, sending the three into walls. Kyo spins around and throws knives at them, nailing them to the walls.)

Shikiyoku: Ha ha ha. We've got them now. Lord Bastian will be pleased.

Kyo: Especially when we sucked the sins from those three girls.

Haradachi: Ha ha ha ha!

(StarDrake looks at the three sins.)

You may think you three are tough. But you aren't! I know your nature. (Haradachi looks confused) When you leased expect it, you three will be destroyed by your master!

Shikiyoku: Shut up! The master would never destroy me. I'm too beautiful to die.

Haradachi: What?! That's a lie! You look like you slept under a rock!

Kyo: Don't you mean you slept under a rock, Haradachi?

(The three sins start to argue. The three Star Warriors break free from the knives and draw their weapons.)

Radiant Star Song!

(The three sins are tied up.)

Heavenly Rage!

(Ancient uses the attack on the three sins, sending them into a wall. StarDrake points his sword at them.)

Star Sword Disaster!

(StarDrake uses the attack on the sins. They scream in fear as it hits them. From their bodies emerge purple, red, and blue lights. They scream in pain as they turns into black Daimon pods. They fall to the ground and split open. Red liquid spills out, then evaporates.)

That's five sins down and two to go I guess.

Why is Bastian doing this? He must be fighting the virus inside him. If he wasn't, then those Sin Warriors would be difficult to defeat.

Good god. Bastian......

(Back at the dark realm)

(seeing three bright flashes) What was that?

I don't know.

I wonder........ Come on!

(The three run to the direction of the lights. They see a shrine that looks like something from Sonic Adventure 2 for the Chaos Emeralds.)

This shrine looks vaguely familiar. I remember seeing it somewhere.

Female voice: It's because this is where the sins are born.

(Seven crystals that look like Rainbow Crystals appear.)

What is this? Whoever you are, I won't let you hurt Willis!

Red Crystal: Hurt? Why would we hurt him? We don't plan on hurting him. We have to tell him something.

Te....Tell ME something?
Next Time: The seven crystals tell Willis what the purpose of the sins are to the Black Hearts. He learns of each and every sin, then returns to Toran to try and help them defeat the Sin of Sloth. Can Willis be able to defeat the sin that invaded? Find out next time.
Ending Song: Forever Love
Comment from Drake: To tell you the truth, Beth, Carrie, and Alexis were three girls in my life. Beth was a cruel bitch, Carrie was ONCE a cruel bitch (now we get along just fine), and Alexis was my brother's ex (DIE BITCH!). Sorry about that.