Willis' voice over: We got done destroying Keiri in the future in the last episode, then the virus inside me emerges and takes over Bastian. Not only that, we find out that the Radiant Star has been devoured. And to make matters worse, Bastian and the virus go back to our time. Who knows what kind of hazards this new vessel might bring now that the virus has the Soul Eater of the future.

Opening theme: Sailor War

(Drake, King, Lebia Maverick, and Willis appear in Toran Castle. Sailor Moon walks past them, stops, then looks at them. She smiles big, squeals in excitement, and runs up to them.)

Sailor Moon: Where were you guys?

Drake: You're not going to believe this, but we were in the future. We destroyed something that was twice as powerful as us.

King: And the Radiant Star got eaten by the virus.

Lebia: King! You block head!

Wait, wait, wait. You said the star got eaten.... yet Willis looks normal. (looks at Willis and screams) Get away from me you monster!

Calm down, Usagi. The virus is no longer inside me. It's inside....Drake' son.

(Sailor Moon looks at Willis, then at Drake. Her face turns red and her eye starts twitching. She starts breaking out laughing.)

Please tell me that my ears were deceiving me. You told me that Drake has a son and the virus is inside it. Ha ha ha ha! Very funny. Like Drake can ever get a girlfriend.

Okay, whatever..... odango atama!

(Sailor Moon stops in place and starts shaking crazilly. She slowly turns her head to Drake.)

(in a Booker T voice) Tell me you didn't just say that!

(Booker T runs in, smacks Sailor Moon upside the head, then runs off.)

That was pointless.

Booker T: Don't take my lines, SUCKA!

(Booker T drives off in Stone Cold Steve Austin's jeep.)

Well, anyways, I have a son in the future named Bastian. Willis told us that the virus ejected himself out of him and into Bastian's body. And Bastian has the Soul Eater of the future. Who knows how many souls in that? The more souls, the more power it has.

Oh boy, I'm going to be sick. But first, we do have some good news. We defeated Kimmeria.

All: You did what?

You? Out of all people, Usagi? You defeated the Wirusu princess?

I'm serious. I transformed into Eternal Sailor Moon and I blasted her straight to hell.

(Terriermon walks upstairs. He sees Willis.)

Terriermon: Willis! You're back!

(He runs up to Willis and hugs his leg. Willis bends down and hugs him back.)

It's great to see you too.

You don't seem happy, Willis. What's wrong?

(with remote control) Let's fast forward through this part. I hate scenes with nothing but talking.

(Sailor Moon pushes a button and everything goes in fast motion. After a while, Sailor Moon stops it, but the scene turns black.)

All: Usagi!

Oopsy, wrong button.

(Sailor Moon giggles nervously, then pushes the play button. The Toran Castle scene is reopened.)

Note to self, don't trust Usagi with a remote control.

(In the city, Bastian is walking on the sidewalks. He looks at everyone walking past him.)

Bastian: This is the year 2002? How could my father get through this town?

Dark voice: (in Bastian's head) Don't pay any attention to them. You know what your mission is now. You must unleash the Black Heart spawns into the chosen people I've selected. It is the only way for me to go back to Dark Hill and open the portal to the Black Heart's dimension.

I....I can't. You can't make me.

Dark voice: Do it, now!

(A red aura surrounds Bastian. He starts to levitate in the air. He throws his arms out and multiple black orbs fly out of him. They spread everywhere around the world.)

(back at Toran Castle)

(Everyone is outside, putting things up in their black vans.)

T.K.: A good vacation is just what we need.

Yolei: Yolei: I agree. If there's one thing I like, it's a vacation. Nothing but the best.

Jessie: That made no sense, Yolei.

Shut up! I wasn't talking to you!

Veemon: Oh boy, take cover.

(Everyone ducks under a van as Jessie and Yolei start throwing insults at each other.)

Ken: (sarcastically) Oh, that's music to my ears.

James: How can you stand this?

I was joking, James.

(Drake throws a beachball into the back of a van and shuts it.)

Okay, guys. Let's go.

Finally, I couldn't wait.

(Everyone bunches up into a separate van. Sailor Uranus is driving one, James is driving another, and Drake is driving the last one. The vans enter a portal to another section of the computer world.)

(in a part of Tokyo)

(A young girl is seen walking through a part of town. She is reading a magazine that shows Matt from Digimon with Sora. She drops to one knee, looking like she's going to be sick.)

Jun Motomiya: God! What is it that that bitch Sora has that I don't have? What does Matt see in her? Ooh! She makes me so mad I could -- (pauses) What's going on? What did I do to deserve this?

(A red aura surrounds her. Seconds later, she screams in either horror or pain. Her forms starts to change a little. Her skin changes into a light purple, black wings form on her back, and her eyes turn yellow.)

Demon Yes, master. I will find the portal and then I'll destroy the Toran Army.

(The three black vans appear near a beach somewhere.)

Well, that took more than five minutes. Hey, Davis, wake up, we're here.

Davis: (waking up) Huh? What? I wasn't paying attention.

So what else is new?

Hey, maybe Kari can say that to me, but you're not Kari, so shut up!

Davis, sit down before you hurt yourself.

(Everyone exits their van.)

This doesn't make any sense. We're suppose to fight the Black Heart, and yet we're having a vacation on a beach. What's up with that?

I feel the same way, Lebia. I feel the same way. But now that we're here, let's take a load off and relax.

You're right. We should have some fun every once in a while. You are free from the virus, so there's no troubles.... yet.

(The wirusu Jun looks above them on a beach shack.)

Demon Targets spotted.

(Ted walks up to Drake.)

Ted: Drake..... I got a question for you.

Okay, Ted. Ask away.

Well, you see. I've been having some problems lately. Problems about what we're going to do when we destroy the Black Heart permanently. What are we going to do? Especially me? I have no one to go back to.

You can always stay at my place.

But what if..... Oh nevermind. I'm changing the subject now. (chuckles) I heard you have a son in the future. Bastian was it?

Yeah.

Well I'd like to meet him sometime. You never know, me and him would probably get along a lot. You never know.

(A woman screaming is heard.)

Oh god, not now. Please not now.

(The crowd of people run away revealing the wirusu Jun.)

Is that.....

Jun?

Damn it! We just get here and yet some damn wirusu wants to stir up some trouble. Well I got the spices right here.

(Lebia, King, and Drake get into a fighting position.)

Demon Out of my way.

You talking to me? You must be talking to me, cause I'm the only one standing here. (unsheathes sword) Come on, you want a piece of me?!

(Lebia uses her Jade Cat Slash attack on Jun. She winches back in pain. King uses his Grey Inferno, taking more damage. Then, Drake uses his Judgment attack to do more damage.)

Stop! You don't know what you're doing! She's not an ordinary enemy!

Have you gone off your royal rocker, Davis? She's a wirusu! Why are you telling us to stop?

That's my sister!

What? Tell me you didn't just say that?

Tell ME you didn't just say that!

(Booker T comes by again and hits Sailor Moon upside the head again. Sailor Moon kicks Booker T in the groin.)

Ow! Oh, I'll get you back for this.

(Booker T walks off.)

What the hell are you talking about? That.... THING is your sister? I've seen better looking.

Oh, you tell me not to make fun of other people's family members.

Eh.... Well..... Shut up. You know what I mean. (we all can't be the nice, quiet types, you know.)

Demon (getting up) Must.....destroy..... Chosen Ones.

That settles it! We must destroy her!

No! I won't allow it! You hear me! Sure she can be annoying at some points, but she's my sister! And I won't let you kill her!

(Drake, King, and Lebia have their weapons ready to attack again. But then, they look at Davis again. Drake drops his sword on the ground.)

I....I can't do it, guys. Every life is precious. I know it's hard to believe, but even the worse of people turn out to have the best lives ever! Even if sacrifices are going to be made, we might as well live out what life we have left.

Man, what the fuck did you just say? I didn't understand a damn thing you said.

Aren't you late for a wrestling event?

Damn. I thought no one would notice.

(Booker T drives off again.)

Where does he come from?

I don't know.

(Jun gets up. She launches red wires out of her wings and wraps them around Drake, King, and Lebia. Electricity starts to surge through out their bodies. They all scream in pain.)

Jun, no!

Demon I must destroy them all!

Does every woman in your family act like this?

Only during work days.

(Drake looks at his sword. He starts to think about Bastian and his few minutes with him. Seconds later, he is engulfed in a white light.)

What the hell?

He's transforming.... But without the Radiant Star's power.

(The white light consumes everyone, nearly blinding them. Davis unshields his eyes to see StarDrake, the Ancient, and Star Lebia.)

Who the heck are those guys?

And who's that girl in the Sailor Fuku?

She's pretty.

StarDrake: How did we transform? I thought the star was devoured.

Star Lebia: I thought so, too. I guess it don't matter. Let's save Jun.

(Jun lunges at them. Ancient holds up his staff and a fireball appears on it.)

Ancient: Heavenly Rage!

(The fireball hits Jun. She screams in pain and falls to the ground. Star Lebia grabs her harp.)

Go for it!

I will. (plays melody) I sing this song to quell the spirit within. Radiant Star Song!

(The song resembles Radical Dreamers from Chrono Cross. A golden rope that looks like Sailor Venus' Love Me Chain forms around Jun. A white light shoots down on her. As the light clears, she is human again. She falls to the ground. Davis runs to her.)

Jun? Are you okay?

(A black Daimon-like pod emerges from her body. It falls to the ground. It flashes green and fire surrounds it. A female humanoid with green hair, green eyes, and green crystal armor emerges from the pod.)

Woman: Well, I've sucked away this woman's jealousy.

Jealousy? Who are you?

Woman: Ha ha ha! Born in darkness, raised in darkness, following the path of darkness, I am one of the Seven Deadly Sins, Netami, the Sin of Envy.

(Star Lebia, StarDrake, and Ancient gather around. Sailor Moon stomps on the ground.)

I'm tired of not having any action. (pulls out her Moon Scepter) Moon Spiral Heart Attack!

(Sailor Moon does the attack. Netami holds out her hands and a green wall of fire surrounds her, blocking the attack.)

Netami: Ha ha ha ha. Nice try, girly. It will take more than that to get rid of a sin like me.

Sin? Why does that sound familiar? Besides a church's lesson?

(Netami launches a green fireball at them. Ancient spins his staff around and a fire wall protects them.)

I can't keep her at bay forever. You're gonna have to do something, quick!

I have an idea. Lebia, play that song again. It seemed to extract her away from Jun. Let's see how it works on the spirit itself.

Got ya! (plays melody) I play this melody to quell this deadly spirit of envy. Radiant Star Song!

(The same rope ties around Netami. A golden light surrounds her. She starts to scream in pain.)

Quick! Finish her off!

Way ahead of you. (unsheathes sword) Star Sword Disaster!

(StarDrake uses the attack. As it hits Netami, a green flame surrounds her. She screams in pain as she turns into the black Daimon pod. It falls to the ground and splits open. Red liquid spills out, then evaporates.)

(In another part of town)

I guess I underestimated them. They defeated the sin of envy. It doesn't matter. When all of them are destroyed, I'll be sure to introduce them to the most horrid creature they have ever seen.

(Bastian laughs as a black shadow forms around him. Scene fades out.)