(GeminiDrake sees himself walking through a forest. He is confused by this. Behind him is Willis.)

Drake: Willis? What are you doing here?

Willis: (grins evilly) Why don't you figure that one out on your own. You always know a lot about the enemies of the world.

You're not Willis. I don't know who you are exactly, but I do know you're the enemy and it must be deleted from Willis' body.

(laughs) Fool. If you kill me, you'll kill Willis. I infected his life force with me. I am connected to it. A life for a life to save another is your only hint to save him.

You sick mother fu--

Go ahead, kill me. It won't do you any good. This is only a dream. Good ahead, shoot me. Or would you rather want to wake up?

(The words, "Wake up," echo throughout Drake's head. He wakes up. He leaves his room and checks on Willis, who is asleep in his bed, still. He sighs, then walks away.)

Beginning Song: Sailor War

(In the kitchen, Jessie is washing dishes with Yolei.)

Yolei: We're only washing dishes together, only because they forced us to.

Shut up. I'm not in the mood. If you didn't send your stupid bird after me, we wouldn't be in this mess.

I thought you were going to steal Hawkmon, so I made him digevolve and attack you. I'm sorry for that, but I really thought you were going to steal him.

That's all? You thought I was going to steal him? How funny. I would never steal anything that's out of the Team Rocket handbook. Rule 362, page 1021 reads that no Team Rocket member should steal anything out of their league, especially Digimon.

Hawkmon: Wow, you do have a brain after all.

Shove it, bird brain!

(In the conference room)

It was weird, Ted, I was walking through a forest and Willis appeared behind me. He told me if we destroyed the virus, we would destroy Willis. The only thing he told me how to save him was "A life for a life to save another."

Ted: That's strange. If we can't destroy the virus inside Willis, then how in the hell are we going figure out that mystery. "A life for a life to save another."

(Cody walks in, as does Armadillomon.)

Cody: Hey, guys, maybe you should take a look at this. (throws a newspaper down) It's says says that the Leprechaun's having a new movie out soon.

Armadillomon: I find those kind of movies real freaky. But if he's one of you guys, I'm in.

Okay, I say we go. (Willis walks in) Yes, Willis, may we help you?

I know you were watching me last night. Did you really think I was asleep? I couldn't sleep last night.

Another virus.

I made contact with the virus inside of me. I'll explain it now.

(Flashback)

Who are you? I have to know who you are.

Virus: You know me already. I took something that was dearly to you.

That could be anything. I know you took my life force and changed it into you. Now I can sense when your two numbskulls send a monster.

Virus: (laughs) They don't create the monsters. That crystal in the Dark Tower belongs to Kuja. Kuja had the virus crystal since we plagued his mind. Lucca Ashtear also created them.

You plague anyone to get someone to join your army. We always win against you.

Virus: (reaches an arm out) You can't see me yet. When the time comes, I'm gonna reveal myself.... through you.

(Back to reality)

Now that's some screwed up crap.

So, where are they going to show the World Premier of the movie?

(reading newspaper) Tonight in Hollywood.

Ash Angel: Whoa, home sweet home. So, you're going to go get Lepi?

Lepi? You guys call him "Lepi?"

He sort of called himself that, Cody. We got him after he defeated Ric Flair and his Magnificent Seven. Then we found Toran Castle.

Okay, let's get going. California is a place for us. The home of the stars, movies, and many other things.

Voice in Willis' head: Don't interfere. Don't interfere. Don't interfere.

Did you say something, Willis?

Huh? What are you talking about?

You kept saying "Don't interfere" over and over again.

No I wasn't. Oh well, we better go to save your Leprechaun friend. Terriermon, let's go, buddy.

Terriermon: Right behind ya, pal!

(Drake gets a van ready. Sailor Moon is outside waiting for them.)

Sailor Moon: Good luck, you guys. I mean, Leprechaun will try to kill you than join you without his memory.

Sakura: Bring me a souvenir from California.

All but Sailor Moon and Sakura: We will.

(They drive off through a portal.)

(At Dark Hill)

Lucca: How could those creeps lock me away like this. I want a computer in here! I want tools! I want to make weapons!

???: You're not the only one who wants out of here.

(Lopmon walks up to Lucca.)

Who or what are you?

Lopmon: I'm Lopmon, a Digimon. Who are you?

Lucca Ashtear, famous scientist of the year 1013 A.D. I don't know why those stupid viruses captured me. I don't have anything on me to give them.

I think they took me because I was possessed by a virus before. They think I have a piece of the virus inside me. No. I am a reformatted form of myself.

Oh.

We Digimon never die. It may seem as if we do, but we come back to help our partner or anyone else out in need.

You're kind of cute. Do you belong to someone?

Willis. My twin brother, Terriermon, is with him as well. We're both kind of lucky to be in possession of that kid. He's real nice. (holds up his bandaged arm) He patched up my arm when I hurt real badly one time.

???: That's touching.

Tatakya!

(Tatakya appears)

Tatakya: I know you want to leave, so I'll let you. Under one condition, you two have to pretend to be dead so I can get you out. We usually throw cadavers into a portal to another dimension. I'll send you to Drake.

Willis is there!

Go now, before I am caught. (zaps them with a KO beam, making them fall asleep) Mojuro, they're dead. The prisoners are dead.

Mojuro: What? (runs to cell) NO! Now we'll have to go back using the Viral Crystal for our wirusu. Throw away in.... I don't know...... Toran Castle moat.

As you wish. (opens a portal) I always hated the smell of cadavers.

(He throws Lucca and Lopmon through the portal. They both make a big splash in the moat. Sailor Moon and Sakura run up to them.)

Holy crap! We better get those two out of there!

You're right. Here goes nothing!

(The wo dive into the moat and gets Lucca and Sakura gets Lopmon.)

(In California)

Be on the look out for Lepi.

We'll know what he looks like when we find him. He's short, wears a lot of green, has buckles on his shoes, and wears a buckle on his green top hat.

Not to mention that he has orange hair and beard.

Hey, there he is. He's robbing a bank!

Whoa, wait a minute. Robbing a bank? That's not Lepi.

Well look at this.

(They look out a window to see the Leprechaun running out of a bank with his gold in a leather bag.)

(opening his window) Hey, Lepi, get in!

Leprechaun: Do I ye, boyo?

Just get in before those cops get you!

(rolling down his window) Just do it now, Lepi! Do it now!

Drake? Holy crap, laddy, you changed a lot. What happened to you? Did you get a new wardrobe?

(holds up a laptop) Read this, Lepi.

What? (looks at laptop and a light flashes him) Now I remember. Drake, Kuja, the Senshi, everyone. Let me in, quick!

(They open a door and Lepi jumps in. With his powers, he closes the door behind him. He looks at Willis, Terriermon, Cody, and Armadillomon.)

Who the hell are these?

I'm Willis and this is my Digimon, Terriermon.

And I'm Cody, with Armadillomon.

and Pleased to meet you!

Oh, guys, I wasn't running from the police. I was running from some stupid crack head that was a female wearing gold.

All but Lepi: A wirusu!

Let's turn around and hit the stupid bitch while we can.

Turn around, quick!

(Down the street, a female that looks the Monster Rancher Pixie is looking around. She has purple skin, blue lipstick, black hair with blue highlights in it, and wearing gold. She has no horns, tail, or wings.)

Virus: Where did that little midget go? No one hits me with a cane and gets away with it. Where are you Leprechaun, I'm gonna kill you if it's the last thing I do!

's voice: Be careful what you wish for, lassy, it might come true!

(The van hits the virus on impact, knocking her out cold. Drake swarves around and parallel parks near a sidewalk. Everyone gets out.)

Okay, we're ready. Lock the doors, set the alarm, here we go.

(They charge towards the wirusu, who just now gets up. She looks at them, her eyes flashing red, then backflips herself back up.)

Wirusu: I am Kinmuku, virus of the Dark Hill. I have been sent to . . .

We know, get the Soul Eater from whoever has it. We know who does, but we're not telling you. You'll just have to defeat us for the truth.

Kinmuku: You're loss. Golden Fire!

(Kinmuku shoots golden fire at them. They jump out of the way of the blast.)

Armadillomon, digevolve now! (takes out his Digivice) Digi-Armor Energize!

Armadillomon armor digevolve to................. (transforms into Digmon)

Digmon: Digmon, the Drill of Power!

Golden Armor Energize!

Terriermon golden armor digevolve to........ (transforms into Rapidmon)

Rapidmon: Rapidmon!

Okay, enough with the Pokemon special effects. Let's get on with the fight.

Lepi, they're not Pokemon. They're Digimon. They're some what similar, yet different in a way.

Okay, attack!

(Drake and Ted use Judgment, Digmon uses Rock Cracking, Rapidmon uses Rapid Fire, and Lepi whacks away at Kinmuru with his cane. All that doesn't even make a scratch on her.)

Kinmuru: Is that all you got? Deadly Program! (uses the Deadly Program on them) Now I'll......

(deep monstrous voice) STOP! RELEASE ME! (Kinmuru looks at him) NOW, YOU BITCH, OR I WILL DESTROY YOU LIKE I DID THE FUSHIONU!

Kinmuru: Yes, Your Majesty. (releases Willis) Your wish is my command.

Willis, stop this now.

It's no good. The virus inside of him inside of him is taking more and more control of him. He's not Willis right now.

Willis! Destroy her like you did Ataro and Natamo!

This vessel didn't destroy them, I did. But I will not blurt out my name to you. When the time comes, I will. Now is not the time. (to Kinmuru) Kinmuru, extract the Soul Eater from Drake. He has it, as does Ted.

(struggling) You traitor!

That does it, boyo! Now you gone and pissed Lepi off! (The wires on him snap off) I am the Leprechaun, hear me call! Thunder and lightning, strike this heathen!

(Lightning bolts strike down on Kinmuru, She screams in pain, then releases everyone else.)

I've had enough of this wirusu for one day. She's starting to tick me off! Digmon, finish her off, quickly!

You got it, Cody! Rock Cracking!

(Digmon uses Rock Cracking, knocking Kinmuru on her back.)

I don't want to hurt you, Willis, but I have to destroy the virus first. Rapid Fire!

(Rapidmon uses Rapid Fire on Kinmuru, taking more damage out of her.)

As soon as we kill her, Willis is mine. I'm tired of him now.

You said a mouthful. Right now, I'm concerned about killing Kinmuru. Shall we?

Why not?

(The two use Judgment on Kinmuru. More damage is taken out of her. She keels over and hits her head on the road.)

(scanner on) Let's see where we can destroy this bimbo. Where's the weak point? (the scanner points at her right ankle) How ironic. Guys, her right ankle is the vulnerable spot. Attack it!

I don't think so! (he shoots red lightning at all of them, knocking them down) You cannot kill her. I refuse you to do that. Pull back now and I won't have her report to Mojuro that you have Soul Eater.

Shut up! Black Shadows! (Drake uses Black Shadows on Willis, knocking him out cold) That outta settle him down for a while. Rapidmon, aim for the right ankle.

(Rapidmon uses Rapid Fire on Kinmuru's right ankle. She screams in pain, then disintegrates. Where she was is a slot machine. A viral shard comes out and shatters.)

(At Toran Castle's Infirmary)

(waking up) What...... happened?

Sailor Saturn: You finally woke up. That's good to know that you're okay.

(jumping on Willis) Willis, you're alright.

Lopmon, you're alive! (hugs his friend) I'm so glad you're alive.

You can thank Tatakya for that.

Lucca Ashtear? What are you doing here?

Tatakya let us out. He's not such a bad guy as we thought he was. He seems like a pretty nice guy. He fooled Mojuro into thinking we were dead, then he threw us into your moat.

and And we saved them.

I hope the others aren't mad at me. I attacked them while they were attacking the virus monster. (pounds on the bed) I can't take this anymore. It must end. (looks to Saturn) Hotaru, I want you to call Leknaat. I want her to put in confinement.

("People Seized With Life" plays)

Are you..... sure?

Just do it!

TO BE CONTINUED