Sailor Moon's voice over: In our last episode, we received e-mail from David Bowie and Ash Angel to pick them up. Before we got there, Tatakya and Mojuro sent twin wirusu after us called the Wirusu Futago. No matter how hard we tried, we couldn't destroy them, until they fused together into the Fushionu. This caused Willis to snap and he killed the evil monster. Luc appeared and told us that Willis had a wirusu inside him, and that it would take total control anytime soon.
Beginning song: Sailor War
(In the Infirmary room at Toran Castle)
Sailor Saturn: I tried everything, guys. I'm sorry, there is no way I can exorcise the wirusu from his organic system. I guess everytime a wirusu is sent now, the wirusu gets stronger and stronger.
Sort of like when Diaboromon possessed Lopomon. I haven't seen him since those wirusu kidnapped him.
Willis: So what am I supposed to do then, tell everyone a virus is around whenever I pick one up? Or will that make the virus even MORE stronger?
You don't have to pick up an attitude with me. See what I mean? That wirusu inside of you is getting stronger and stronger as we speak. Tatakya and Mojuro probably sent another wirusu by now, if we're not careful.
(At the WWF)
Vince McMahon: Okay, listen carefully. We'll have Stone Cold fight the Undertaker for the world title. Also in that card, I think we should have Kane and the Big Show team with Matt Hardy against the Dudleyz and Jeff Hardy.
Ric Flair: WHOO! What a great idea, Vince! That's my partner! WHOO!
Steve Austin: Yeah, that would work. (drinks beer) I better win that title match at the next pay-per-view, Vince, or I'll stomp a mudhole in your ass and walk it dry. What?
(A viral shard goes into Austin's beer. Austin starts to drink the beer and the crystal falls into his body.)
Shut up! (Austin flashes red) What the fuck was that?
(Outside Toran Castle)
Doesn't the moon look beautiful tonight, Mamo-chan?
Tuxedo Mask: It sure does, Usa-ko. It sure does. I just wonder when the other senshi will come. (They hear a motorcycle) What's that?
(The song, "Call Me," plays as they see the Undertaker on a motorcycle. He stops in front of Toran Castle.)
Undertaker: Hey, I need to borrow your phone. Do you have one?
Yeah, Mr. Taker.
Thanks. I need to tell Vince I'm gonna be a little late.
(He goes inside. As he does, a man that looks like Mark Henry gets on the motorcycle.)
Mark Little: Hi, guys.
Hi. Who are you?
Don't you remember me? It's me. Mark Little.
Oh yeah, we remember. You blew up our car a few weeks ago and caught on fire.
Hey, who's bike is this?
Um, Mark, get off of that. That's the Undertaker's bi...........
(Mark rides off.)
(coming out of the castle) HEY! COME BACK HERE WITH MY BIKE!
(He runs after the speeding motorcycle.)
Drake: What was that all about?
Your Mark Little friend stole the Undertaker's motorcycle.(An explosion is heard) Uh-oh.
(They see the Undertaker running around on fire.)
OW! FIRE! FIRE! DEADMAN ON FIRE! WHOA! (He pours a keg of beer on him. He gets put out. He looks at Mark.) YOU!
Uh-oh.
(Undertaker turns into the Ministry Undertaker. He pulls out a Necronomican. A storm starts up as the beginning part of his music from "WWF the Music, Volume 4" plays. Before the actual song plays, it stops, and Taker reverts back into a biker and rides off on another motorcycle.)
TK: Could someone run that by me again, please. I sort of missed that part.
Patamon: I don't understand what the Undertaker said at all. It sounded weird.
William Regal's voice: Oh, bloody hell shut up. Don't besmirch me.
(Everyone freezes and turns around to Mark. He is now a black William Regal.)
Oh-no! The Undertaker cursed Mark. He's a black Regal now. What the hell are we going to do?
We could ask the Undertaker to revert Mark back to normal. Do we know where he's going?
Jessie: (with phone bill) He made a 1-800-CALL-ATT phone call to Tampa, Florida. Let's go to Tampa.
Yolei: I'm going too, you know.
No, just me! I'm a bigger wrestling fan!
All you did was date Stone Cold Steve Austin!
SHUT UP! (eveyone freezes) Okay, if this coin is heads, Jessie goes. If it's tails, you know the rest.
(He flips the coin in the air. It lands on the ground and it is......)
YAY! I get to go to Florida!
Damn. I was so close.
Ted: So, who's going to help us get Mark to be changed back?
We'll bring you, me, Mark, Jessie, Sakura, TK, Patamon, and......
Ash Angel: Let me guess, Willis.
No, actually. He has the day off. The last person that is going to be helping us is..... drumroll, please. (drumroll) Sailor Moon!
Really? COOL! I'm off on another new adventure.
Willis: (red aura around him) Oh god, here we go again. (exhales) Another wirusu has been sent.
All: Oh well, we'll just have to exterminate it!
(At the WWF)
I can't hold it in anymore. I feel like I'm going to explode. My name is Stone Cold Steve Austin, and I don't deserve this! WHAT?!
Debra: Take it easy, Steve. You're going to be okay. We'll get Dr. Chocolate.
(Austin flashes white. His form starts to change into...... his normal self.)
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MONSTER!
(She drives off in a red monster truck. As she leaves, the heroes' van pulls up. The door opens up and out comes the chosen people.)
Finally, a mission without that little skank, Yolei.
Jessie, why are you and Yolei fighting a lot?
Because she sicced her stupid bird thing that almost looks like a deformed Pidgeotto and...... Wait, you guys have no idea what the hell I'm babbling on about.
You mean you never tried to steal Hawkmon?
Why would I want that thing? I prefer Pokemon, NOT Digimon. I don't even know why Yolei attacked me. SHE STARTED THE WHOLE DAMN FEUD!
Sakura: Could you be any louder, Jessie? Yeah, sure, it's been hard for all of us now that we're getting everyone back. Hardly anyone of us are getting parts now in this show, all because we don't know what the hell our roles are going to be soon.
Hey, Drake, when's Season 2 gonna end?
I don't know. Probably before my school year starts up again. We all know how hard it was to make just ONE webpage without THEM jumping on you.
All: Yeah.
So, how in the bloody hell do we find the Undertaker?
Kane: (walking behind them) Are you looking for the Undertaker, Mr. Regal? Hey, you look black!
Um...... Yeah, we're looking for your brother, Kane. And as for the black part, he has a very dark tan.
I tell you what. Let's make a deal. If you help me, Big Show, and Matt Hardy defeat Jeff Hardy and the Dudleyz, I'll give you guys a chance to meet the Undertaker. What do you say?
It depends which one of us gets to help you out. Will it be Drake, Ted, Sailor Moon, Jessie, Mark, TK, or me?
Obviously, he wants someone evil in his corner. Don't you Kane?
I thought you were with James.
Uh, yeah. Him and the others are out soaking some rays. Damn it, why did I want to go on this mission? Who knows what the hell Yolei's doing right now? *SOB*!
(At the beach)
This a lot better than that boring mission that the others are on.
Hawkmon: You said it, Yolei.
(Davis goes into a bathroom, but accidentally goes into the girls' bathroom.)
Kari: (from inside) Um, excuse you, but I was trying to get dressed into this bathing suit.
Davis: (dreamily) Whoa.
(The sound of a few slaps are heard inside as Davis runs out of the bathroom. He is panting real hard from the event that just took place.)
Sailor Uranus: Wouldn't it have helped out if you looked at the signs, Davis?
Sailor Neptune: Yeah, that wouldn't set the alarms off if the opposite sex went in there.
At least I'm straight.
and : How dare you!
(Sailor Uranus uses World Shaking and Sailor Neptune uses Deep Submerge, but Davis jumps out of the way.)
Veemon: Hey, you can't do that to Davis.
Watch us, you little bastard. Put up your dukes and fight......
Hey, stop it! (pushes the two aside) This is supposed to be called "WWF Chaos", not "Team Chaos". Let's go back to the others at the arena.
(eating a hot dog) I agree on that one.
Mills Lane: (at the hot dog stand) I'll allow it!
(At the arena. Kane just got done choke slamming Jeff Hardy.)
(backstage) I can't believe I'm wearing this. This looks like a fashion idea from Tomoyo.
Oh relax, Sakura, when the Dudleyz sees you wearing a Dudleyz shirt, it'll distract them. When the ref least expects it, I'll come in and tombstone piledriver D-Von or whoever is the legal person.
Um, Jessie, Kane's finisher is a Last Ride powerbomb. I highly doubt you can do a Last Ride on any of those guys.
I can learn.
Mighty Molly: Excuse me, are you supposed to be here?
Yeah, Kane gave us permission to interfere in the match up.
That's weird. I just got a call from Austin that I was suppose to interfere. (Kane does the "slitting the throat" sign) That's your cue, I guess.
(The Dudley Boyz's theme plays as Sakura comes out wearing a black, leather mini-skirt, black knee high boots, and a "Welcome to Dudleyville" shirt.)
D-Von Dudley: What the fuck is that? Is that an Anime bitch?
Jeff Hardy: I'll go get rid of her! (before he can move, Drake and Ted give him a 3-D) OW!
(The ref sees Drake and Ted beating up on Jeff Hardy. Bubba Ray Dudley comes out of the ring and tries to figure out what the hell's going on. As he is, Jessie runs into the ring and gives D-Von a sucky Last Ride.)
What the hell was that?
A Last Ride?
(Mark is on the top turnbuckle, then he does a body splash on Jeff Hardy.)
Get out of the ring, quick. (Jessie leaves) This is how you do it!
(Kane lifts up D-Von and gives him a Last Ride powerbomb. Kane pins D-Von and his music plays as Jessie and Sakura enter the ring.)
Okay, you promised us we'd see the Undertaker. Where the hell is he?
(As the Dudleyz and Hardyz leave, the Undertaker's theme is heard. He comes out on a motorcycle towards the ring.)
and Excuse us! (Undertaker keeps "rollin'") Excuse us! (Undertaker continues "rollin'") Hey, Undertaker! (Undertaker doesn't listen)
Boom Bubble!
(Patamon uses the Boom Bubble on the motorcycle. It explodes, catching the Undertaker on fire again.)
FIRE! FIRE! HOLY SHIT! FIRE! (He pours a keg of beer on him. He gets put out. He looks at Patamon.) I thought I taught your friend a lesson. Obviously, not.....
(Stone Cold's theme plays as he comes out.)
Is it just me, or is Austin a little different. Look at his neck. (A crystal shard is sticking out of his neck) A virus shard!
and What?
Okay, mother fuckers, I'm gonna kill you off, one by one. First you, Sakura, then you, Sailor Moon. I recovered my memories about what happened during the war, now look at DDP.
Shall we sic Rikishi and Haku on you again?
(Austin does the stunner on Drake, knocking him out cold.)
Drake!
(Austin stuns Ted.)
Okay, you son of a bitch, now I'll show you a thing or two about fighting. Firey Card, release and .......
(Austin stuns Sakura.)
That does it! I'm tired of you! TK, get ready to evolve that thing and let's battle! Go, Arbok!
(Arbok appears)
Are you ready, Patamon?
I'm ready when you are. Patamon Armor Digevolve to........... (Patamon evolves into Pegasusmon)
Pegasusmon: Pegasusmon! Flying Hope!
I don't really give a shit what you evolve into, I'm still gonna kick your asses!
You wouldn't dare hit me.
You just fuckin' watch me, blondie!
(Austin stuns TK.)
Star Shower!
(Pegasusmon uses the attack, but it does no effect.)
What?
Here's an attack I call the Stone Cold Stunner!
(Austin stuns Pegasusmon and he de-evolves into Patamon.)
What are you going to do, Jessie?
Um, Arbok, Poison....... Nevermind, return! (Arbok returns) Okay, I'm no match for you. I accept the stunner as my savior.
What the hell are you talking about?
This!
(Jessie does the Last Ride again. It makes Austin shatter into a million pieces.)
Holy crap, I killed him. (Sailor Moon grabs Jessie) Usagi, you're not gay are you?
(with Austin's voice) My name is Stone Cold Steve Austin, and I don't deserve to be a....... (Jessie holds up a mirror) BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Austin's spirit flies out of Sailor Moon's body and flies off into Kane's.)
Kane! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Shut up, you stupid piece of trash! (does the stunner on Jessie) Now you! (stuns Undertaker) Hahahahaha!
Um, sorry to disturb you!
(Mark shoots himself with a pistol. He's not dead, just hurt badly.)
I can't beat Austin on my own. What the hell am I to do? I can't beat him.
And you never will beat me. (Undertaker gets up) What are you looking at?
(points to Undertaker) That.
(Undertaker choke slams Austin, getting his spirit out of Kane.)
Quick, finish the spirit, Sailor Moon.
Moon Spiral Heart Attack!
(Moon uses the attack on the spirit, but it goes through him. The spirit is hurled into Vince Russo's body.)
All but knocked out people: Vince Russo?!
What?
Moon Spiral Heart Attack!
(Sailor Moon uses the attack on Russo, destroying him and the spirit of Austin.)
David Flair: Oh my God, that killed Russo.
Who gives a crap?
(Backstage)
It's about time you guys showed up, though. I finally got my memory back.
Spike Dudley: Me too. I'm beginning to remember too. Thanks for coming down here.
(ice pack on his neck) That hurt though. I thought wrestling was suppose to be fake. Are you guys okay?
All: Yeah.
I didn't think destroying Vince Russo would destroy Austin's spirit.
and Do you mind if we join you guys?
Okay. We need a few bad asses on our side. The APA and Jackie already have their memories back. So sure. Let's go back to the beach.
(At the beach)
Took you a while to get here, Jessie. What happened to you?
That jerk, Austin, did a stunner on me. Could we go out to dinner, please?
My God, Jessie, what.... Crap, you look like crap.
We didn't expect you to get hurt like that.
Here, dinner's on us. (the sound of a car starting up is heard) What the hell was that?
(They all turn around to see one of the van moving by themselves. The ornament on the car hood turns into Austin.)
My name is Stone Cold Steve Austin, and I don't deserve to be a car ornament.
You guys don't think you could destroy him, do you?
That car's a rental.
Hawkmon, it's time to digevolve, pal.
(Hawkmon turns into Aquilamon.)
Gatomon: Kari, I've got to combine with Aquilamon if we want to destroy Austin.
Right. Time to DNA Digevolve.
(Aquilamon and Gatomon fuse together into Silphymon.)
Silphymon: Static Force!
(Silphymon uses Static Force on the ornament, sending it flying into the windshield.)
I guess all of us will have to have our attacks.
This guy's soul is infected with a virus. But no one likes him. Go ahead and blast this guy into the next century.
(Drake, Ted, Sailor Moon, Jessie, James, Meowth, Silphymon, Veemon, Wormmon, Patamon, Armadillomon, Undertaker, Kane, David Bowie, Meilin, Sakura, Shaoran, Molly, Spike, Sailor Uranus, Sailor Neptune, Sailor Pluto, Sailor Saturn, King, and Lebia Maverick use their ultimate attack on the van. A white light consumes the light. Austin screams in pain as the van disintegrates. A viral shard is shown then it too disintegrates.)
Yes. He's gone now. I can sense the wirusu has been destroyed. Now Austin can rest in peace.
All: Yeah right.
Oh yeah, Mark. I better return you to your normal form. (pulls out the Necronomican) Austin sucks.
(changing back) Yeah! I'm back to normal!
Ending song: Melodies of Life