(TK)'s voice over: I guess it all started when Yolei and Jessie first met at Toran Castle. When Drake and the others rescued Willis and Terriermon from a wirusu, that's when it all started, after Jessie tried to steal Halsemon. Then, yesterday, we went to New York, and a virus attacked us. After the fight, Jessie and Yolei went at each other's throats. I just wish they would stop.

Opening theme: Sailor War

(In Jessie's bedroom)

Jessie: (talking in her sleep) I'll get her. I'll rip her glasses off her face, then her helmet, then her head.... I'm the winner.

(Jessie goes into a dream sequence. She's in a wrestling arena.)

Now I'll show that little piss-ant who's boss. ("Double Trouble" plays) I'm on.

(She walks out, and the fans are cheering for her.)

Jim Ross: Would you listen to this standing ovation for Jessie. Love her or hate her, she is a very beautiful woman.

Paul Heyman: You're only saying that, cause this is her dream. But she's going one on one with the Digimon girl, Yolei.

(Jessie gets in the ring and fights Yolei. She gives her some moves that Lita does: hurricanrana, Hurricane Lita, even a Twist of Fate.)

JR: Can you believe that? Jessie is kicking Yolei's ass.

Yolei: She wouldn't if this was my dream.

Well, it's not, now is it? Now I'll finish you off. (Jessie does a Tornado DDT on Yolei) Count it, ref.

Earl Hebner: One....two...three. The winner and new sexy woman, Jessie.

(outside the dream)

Long live me.

(In Yolei's room)

(talking in her sleep) Now I'll rip your freakin' head off......

(Yolei goes into a dream sequence. She's in a WCW arena.)

Tony Schiovane: Folks, this looks like a terrific match-up here tonight.

Mike Tenay: Yolei is ready to battle Jessie of Pokemon. I guess Jessie and Yolei are ready to battle. They have both entered the ring.

(Jessie tries a clothesline, but Yolei does a "I-catch-you-and-do-a-neckbreaker" on her.)

Haha, I think I'm gonna win.

(Yolei does a clothesline on Jessie, then leg drops her.)

Tenay: It looks like Yolei's got the advantage over Team Rocket's Jessie. Who knows? She'll probably win this one.

(Yolei places Jessie in the corner and gives her a bronco buster.)

Schiovane: What a bronco buster by Yolei. Jessie is getting murdered out there. (Yolei does a Chyna handspring back elbow move) What a handspring by Yolei, (Yolei diamond cuts Jessie) and a Diamond Cutter to finish it all. Yolei is the winner.

(Back in reality)

(wakes up) That's it...

(In Jessie's room)

(wakes up) .....that's the answer to this feud, we'll......

Both: FIGHT EACH OTHER!

*Knock* *Knock*

and Yes?

(The door(s) fall(s) over. There's Drake and James.)

Drake and James: SHUT UP!

and Sorry.

(In Japan)

Tai: Huh? (looks at computer) An e-mail from Kari? I wonder what's wrong.

Email: Tai, it's Kari. Over the past few days, we haven't gotten any sleep whatsoever because Jessie from Team Rocket and Yolei are arguing constantly. We can't take it anymore! We have to find a way to keep them from fighting! Bring Izzy here to Toran Castle before I lose my mind!

Oh great, that's all I need, bad news. Jessie and Yolei? Why them? I can see Jessie and Mimi going at it, but not those two.

's voice: I heard that, big hair.

Sorry. (thinks) Great now I can't even speak about this anymore. Sheesh, Jessie is acting like an immature brat.

(At Toran Castle)

So, what's the gameplay? We have to know. I can't sleep anymore because them. See? (points to his bloodshot eyes) I haven't been able to sleep since Jessie got her memory back.

Sailor Moon: Not even earplugs work. I mean, I have to room with her also. I'm going to transfer to Mamoru-chan's room soon. I hate this stupid feud. Me and Rei never fought each other to end our feud. We're still going at it.

Izzy: Well I have an idea.

All: TELL US!

(looks around) Good, Jessie and Yolei are gone. Hawkmon, James, Meowth, you can't blow this idea out to them. If you do, it's not going to work.

Meowth, Hawkmon, and No prob!

King: Don't worry about Jessie and Yolei. Those two are out practicing their fight.

Sailor Pluto: Who's the trainers?

(At a gym)

Come on, Mr. Bradshaw, this is too much.

Bradshaw: Hey, start pumping more iron in your system. You want to win, don't you?

(sweat dripping down her face) Yes.

Then drop and give me twenty. (Jessie faints)

Faarooq and Jacqueline: That'll work.

(At another gym)

This is not bad training. I'm glad you're my trainers, Misty, Mimi.

Misty: You can't tell anyone that we're your trainers. Well, you can tell them about Mimi.

Mimi: Hey.

Sorry, I was kidding. Now, a few more miles, and you'll be fit.

(They start running out the gym, and then they run into Ash and Davis. Yolei and Misty scream, then Misty hides her face with a paper bag.)

Davis: Hey, Yolei, Mimi. I was just walking around town and I found Ash Ketchum.

Ash: Who's the chick in the paper bag? She looks like a deformed Misty. (Misty starts shaking) What's with her?

Um, nothing. They're helping me get into shape. The other trainer's shy.

Okay, whatever.

(Davis and Ash walk off. Misty rips the paper bag off her face.)

Deformed, huh?!

and Misty, be quiet!

(At Toran Castle)

Okay, we'll make a fake wirusu. That way, when you guys see it, you fall down "hurt" and the two can't help but to work together to destroy the wirusu.

Gatomon: Sounds like a good plan. I finally can get my Zs now.

(Throughout the night, with Linkin Park's "Pushing Me Away" plays in the background. Izzy, Ken, and Serge works a female, humanoid, robot-like creature. It looks like a metallic Barbie doll so far. It has brown hair, blue eyes, and red lips. Later, it is wearing a black leather fitness top, and silver jumpsuit pants. Its boots are white and it has blue nails.)

Serge: I hope this works. Are you sure it has the "Deadly Program" attack?

Affirmative. She has everything that the virus monsters have. You said that Willis could know when a virus is around, right?

Ken: Yeah. It's strange how it happens. One minute, he's fine. When a virus is around, he starts freaking out, and holding his gut in pain. I hope he's okay.

Well, wait till they get a load of Dekoi here.

(They all are thinking the same thing.)

, , and I hope this works.

(At Dark Hill)

Brilliant. Absolutely brilliant. Ms. Ashtear just now finished the last viral shard. Shall I send it?

Mojuro: Of course. We need all the help we can get.

(A crystal shard enters Dekoi. Her eyes flash red, then go back to normal. In Willis' room, the red aura surrounds him. He grabs his head, then falls to the ground.)

Terriermon: Willis! What's wrong, Willis?

Willis: They sent another one.

Another what?

A machine with a viral infection is in the base. We have to destroy it before it gets to Jessie and Yolei.

Should I tell Patamon and Gatomon to give you the Golden Digi-Egg of Miracles?

No need. We'll know when the time comes to destroy it.

(The next day at the arena. Jessie is in the ring, totally exhausted. Bradshaw, Faarooq, and Jacqueline are in her corner. In Yolei's corner is Mimi and the masked Misty.)

You can beat her, Yolei.

Why are you helping me in the first place, Misty?

She keeps trying to steal my make-up. Hey, where's Davis?

(Davis is walking in the halls and walks into the bathroom.)

Kari: Excuse you, but I was trying to get dressed.

Beat it, you pervert!

(Davis is thrown out of the room. Veemon sees Davis with a black eye.)

Veemon: Davis, what happened to you? You look like you got the tar kicked out of you.

Don't walk in on Kari while she's dressing. She'll slap you so hard, it feels like your face is falling off.

Stephanie McMahon: No, those are my slaps, kid.

Stephanie McMahon-Helmsley? What are you doing here?

I read my e-mail and I recovered my memory. I can't wait to see this fight.

(At the arena)

Hi, Davis, you look like you got smacked around by Stephanie McMahon.

Shut up.

(Willis runs up to the others.)

Guys, a machine in the castle has been infected by a virus.

We know. That's just a decoy. We're trying to get Yolei and Jessie to stop fighting.

No, he's serious. He fell over hurt last night in his room We all know that when he does that, that means a real virus is in here.

(All of them go wide eyed.)

Wormmon: Great. Just when you thought that we were suppose to play dead, those stupid viruses get in the way of everything. What are we going to do?

We'll stick with the plan. If Dekoi gets a hold of Jessie and Yolei's life forces, we'll attack her with full force.

I've got my sword handy enough to cut through those sons of bitches.

Lebia: Me too. Okay, Jessie, Yolei, fight!

Don't worry, we're behind you all the way.

and Go, Team Rocket!

(Jessie and Yolei try to do the moves from their dreams. Yolei does hit the handspring, but fails to diamond cut Jessie. Jessie does the Twist of Fate on Yolei, but fails to do the Hurricane Lita.)

Everything will be fine as long as no one hits the red button on this remote. You see, no Dekoi will come as long as we don't push the switch.

(In the armory room, Dekoi gets up and her eyes flash red. She laughs and disappears. She appears in the ring.)

What? A virus is in the ring? Scat, you trashy looking skank bag of a whore.

Yeah, we're finishing this match, you trashy skank!

(Dekoi looks at the two, then does the Deadly Program on them. Electricity surges through the two girls, then their life forces come out.)

Quick, get those wires off of them!

(Hawkmon becomes Halsemon.)

Halsemon: Tempest Wing!

(Halsemon does the attack on the wires, cutting them off of Yolei. Meowth does the Fury Swipes, cutting the wires off of Jessie. Their life forces return to them.)

Are you okay, Jessie?

That damn virus is going down! Go, Arbok! (Arbok appears) Arbok, Poison Sting, now!

Halsemon, use the Tempest Wing attack. It should destroy the virus.

(Arbok uses Poison Sting and Halsemon uses Tempest Wing. The two attacks hardly work on Dekoi.)

Dekoi: There's no use in attacking!

(holds his head) No, don't let it get to them. Don't let it get to them!

Willis, stop!

(grabs Kari's hand) Allow me. (she does the Stephanie Slap from No Mercy) Snap out of it!

Thank you. Terriermon, get ready, pal. (holds out the Golden Digi-Egg) Golden Armor Energize!

(Terriermon turns into Rapidmon.)

Come, Usagi, Ted, King, Lebia!

(They all jump in the ring.)

Time for some Moon Cosmic Power! Make-up!

(Usagi becomes Sailor Moon)

Moon Spiral Heart Attack!

(Sailor Moon uses the attack, but it doesn't kill Dekoi.)

Z-Slash!

Jade Cat Slash!

and Judgment!

(They all use their attack, still no damage. Yolei and Jessie look at each other.)

Yolei, you might as well have your.... whatever it is evolve to that big horned eagle thingy.

Kari, let's go!

You're right!

(Halsemon reverts to Hawkmon, then turns into Aquilamon. He fuses in with Gatomon to become Silphymon.)

Silphymon: Static Force!

(Silphymon uses the Static Force, but it still won't kill Dekoi.)

I've got an idea. Have the APA distract Dekoi. After that, have the Static Force fuse with Meowth's Fury Swipes. It's bound to kill her.

and Sounds like a plan.

(Bradshaw does a clothesline from hell on Dekoi, then Faarooq does a Dominator on her. Jacqueline uses the Jumping Swinging DDT on her afterwards.)

Are you ready, Meowth?

Sort of.

Static Force!

(The Static Force goes on Meowth's claws, then he slashes at Dekoi. She screams as a huge gash appears in her gut.)

There! Aim there!

Moon Spiral Heart Attack!

Z-Slash!

Jade Cat Slash!

and Judgment!

Rapidmon: Rapid Fire!

(They use their attacks on the opening in Dekoi. She explodes afterwards.)

We did it!

(throws off paper bag) That was amazing.

All but Misty: Misty?

Oops. Hi, guys.

(Jessie and Yolei hug)

I'm sorry I pulled your hair.

I'm sorry I almost broke your glasses.

I'm sorry that I tore your clothes in two while you were training.

And I..... What did you say? You skanky-ass sleaze whore!

(Jessie and Yolei go into yet another cat fight.)

All but the two: When will it all end?

Ending song: Melodies of Life