All Hallow's Eve

(At Dark Hill, Tatakya and Mojuro watched many humans dressed up like monster, angels, and other stuff. They are confused at this.)

Mojuro: I don't understand why these fools bother doing this. Are they doing this to hide their identities from us?

All I know is that it's called.......Halloween. Whatever that is suppose to mean.

Wait! I have the most perfect idea. We go with the flow of the crowd and when everyone gathers, we take their life forces to see if they have the Soul Eater. I can't wait to put this plan into action.

Excellent, Mojuro. Let's get going!

(Tatakya and Mojuro teleport to the computer world through a portal.)

(At Magician's Island)

Leknaat: Halloween is here at last. I can finally decorate this place with ghastly things that will scare any visitor. Oh, I better put on my costume. (she snaps her fingers and she's dressed like a witch) Perfect. Luc, are there?

Luc: Yes, mistress. I'm still here. What do you need?

Well, the Trick-or-treaters will be here soon. Do you have the candy ready for them?

Ted's taking care of that. I told him what to do when a Trick-or-Treater comes. I wonder how the others are doing. You never know when a wirusu will pop up and it'll be Halloween when it does happen.

(Door bell rings)

Ted: Coming! (opens the door and sees some kids) Yes?

Kids: Trick-or-treat.

Oh my, what scary costumes. Here you are. (gives the kids Crunch bars) There you are. Be careful out there.

(Ted watches as the Trick-or-Treaters leave on a dragon.)

(In town)

Drake: Yay! Halloween is here! Oh yeah! Uh-huh!

Sailor Uranus: Something tells me he was ready for this to happen.

King: Well, let's get this party started. Yeah! I just love Halloween!

Lebia Maverick: Okay, okay, are we going trick-or-treating or something?

What are you smoking? Aren't we a little old for that stuff?

My bad then.

Sailor Moon: (dressed as Neo Queen Serenity) This is a perfect costume, don't you think?

Tuxedo Mask: Then what's the point standing here? We have no base, so how can we give out candy to people?

(Everyone falls to the ground, moaning)

Good point. I hate it when you're right. Well, let me slip into something more terrifying.

(Drake goes behind a tree and comes out wearing a reaper suit. Sakura screams.)

Sakura: My god, you scared me. Where did you get that?

Drake: I do have the Soul Eater, remember? Let's get into our costumes now.

(King goes behind a tree and comes out wearing a Scream costume. Everyone applauds.)

King: Well, let's get going. Where first?

Meilin: Let's try a spooky place. A VERY spooky place.

Sailor Neptune: There's always that old house on top of the hill.

The House on Haunted Hill. (does an evil laugh making Sailor Moon jump and scream) Sorry, Usagi.

You should be, you stupid bastard!

Hey, watch it, this is a holiday special!

Really, a very important one at that! Stupid Usagi.

(They all go up to the house on the hill. Behind a bush comes both Tatakya and Mojuro.)

Scary house on the hill? Hm, a good place to find the Soul Eater. Don't you think, Tatakya?

You're right, Mojuro. So far, no one suspects us being viruses. Let's follow those fools and see if they can lead us to the Soul Eater.

(The two wirusu follow the group.)

(At the Haunted House)

Sailor Pluto: (ringing the doorbell) Hello? Answer the door! Hello?!

Setsuna, I don't think anyone home.

(The door opens real slowly. Everyone is spooked out. Tomoyo is filming every bit of it.)

Tomoyo: This is gonna make a great movie. Don't you guys agree?

(They all enter the mansion. Behind them are Mojuro and Tatakya. They quickly enter the house as the doors slam shut.)

(Inside)

(It's dark inside. They all walk around. Shortly, a chandelier almost smashes on Tuxedo Mask's head. He screams and jumps back. Everyone sees the smashes chandelier.)

Okay, I am officially freaked out right now. Let's say we get out of here.....NOW!

(They run over to the door and try to open it. It won't open.)

Stand back!

(Sailor Pluto holds out her staff)

Dead Scream!

(She launches at the door, but it still stands. Sailor Moon starts crying.)

We're all gonna die! We're all gonna be eaten by rats and.....

Usagi, get a grip! We'll be okay, let's find a way out of here.

I love Halloween, but now this is gonna be my last one. WAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

USAGI, SHUT UP!

(She stops crying)

Thank you.

(They all go upstairs to find a way out. They come upon four doors.)

Crap, which one to take? This is gonna be difficult.

Syaoran: Let's just pick a door and get out of here.

(Syaoran opens a door. They see Fluisa Campbell on a toilet.)

Haven't you ever see a fat person take a crap? Shut the damn door!

(They shut the door, then open another one to reveal......)

Barney the Dinosaur: Hi everybody.

All: NO!

Barney: Let's sing my favorite song.

How about you go to hell?! Now! Element! Fire!

(Syaoran shoots Barney with fire. He starts to scream and run around on fire.)

Barney: Fire! Fire! Put me out! Fire!

(Barney dies of flames. Everyone rejoices.)

Yay! No more Barney! Now let's get out of here!

That is as far as you go!

(They all turn around to see Tatakya and Mojuro.)

Who are you?

We are the Great Generals of the Wirusu. I am Tatakya, and this is Mojuro! We sense one of you have the Soul Eater! Hand it over!

You'll have to kill us first. Usagi, transform now!

Right! Moon Eternal Power, Make-up!

(Sailor Moon turns into Eternal Sailor Moon.)

Eternal Sailor Moon: You think you can wreck our Halloween, the coolest holiday of the year? Well you're wrong. I am the champion of love and justice, pretty soldier in a sailor suit, Eternal Sailor Moon! And on behalf of the Moon, I'll punish you!

Guess I won't be needing this!

(Everyone throws off their costume to reveal their true selves.)

Dead Scream!

(Sailor Pluto blasts the two wirusu with the Dead Scream.)

I don't think so! Reflect!

(Mojuro reflects the Dead Scream back at Sailor Pluto.)

Ow! How in the?

Starlight Honeymoon Therapy Kiss!

(Eternal Sailor Moon uses the attack on the wirusu, but it takes no effect.)

Well, quite persistent, aren't we? I can sense one of you have the Soul Eater! And we will get it!

You'll never get it, even if we did have it! (thinking)Oh god, what am I going to do? I can't use the Soul Eater, or they'll know who I really am.

Surrender now and we'll make you suffer less pain!

(Drake grabs the Moon Spiral Heart Scepter from Eternal Sailor Moon's bag.)

MOON SPIRAL HEART ATTACK!

(The attack hits the two wirusu. As the smoke clears, they'll still standing.)

Deadly Program!

(Tatakya uses the Deadly Program on everyone. He then starts to do the extracting on them. Before any of their life forces come out, a dagger cuts the wires.)

What? Who did that?

???: I did!

(??? reveals himself to be Luc.)

Everyone but the wirusu: Luc!

I tire of you two wirusu already. Go back to your wasteland or I'll demolish you with the power of my Wind Rune!

I'm so scared! Give us your best shot!

You're gonna wish you didn't say that! Wind Rune, engulf my enemies! Shining Wind!

(Luc uses the attack on the wirusu.)

YEOUCH! IMPOSSIBLE! HOW DID YOU DO THAT?!

The power of the Wind Rune, of course. My mistress knows your plan, Mojuro, Tatakya, and it will never work. So get lost!

Wirusu never retreat!

I feel sorry for you then. Wind Rune.......

RETREAT! RETREAT!

(The wirusu vanish.)

Thanks, Luc.

Anything to help you out. By the way, Leknaat told me something about next episode.

All: REALLY?

Yes, Ted will return and two other characters will join.

Tell us.

Sorry, that's all I can say. All I can say is that you know them. Farewell.

(Luc vanishes. As he does, the lights turn on and someone walks out.)

Trish Stratus: *YAWN* What are you guys doing in my house?

Oops, this is your house? Sorry, Ms. Stratus.

It's alright. (steps in something squishy) What the? AAAAHHH!!!!! What the hell?

(Everyone looks down and she stepped in the remains of a Barney. Trish even sees the chandelier broken.)

AAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I think now would be a good time to RUN!

(Everyone runs out of the house as Trish throws vases and plates and pans at them.)

On the next MNNW: Season 2, Ted's memory returns and the wirusu target him by sending a wirusu after him. As Ted's lifeforce is about to be siphoned, Kid and Serge from Chrono Cross appear to help. Will GeminiDrake and the others get there in time?

Serge: Shut up, you'll ruin the surprise. Well, too late now. Stupid narrator.

Narrator: Oops, sorry.