(A portal opens to another section of the computer world. Out of the portal comes Xenobia and Royce.)

Xenobia: He can't be far. I can sense his presence nearby. Come, Royce.

Royce: It's gonna be fun killing him. Like Ghaleon said, when we kill him, there will be no Alex.

(At Toran Castle)

Drake: Ah, this is the life. We finally found a base. There's no Vile Tribe here, or Arachnemon. What wrong could come to this place?

Ted: Drake, I hate to interrupt your fantasy, but we've got company.

Who found us? I hope it's not Team Canada.

(Drake and Ted take the elevator downstairs. As they step out, they see Ghaleon.)

Ghaleon! What the hell are you doing here?

Ghaleon: Now's not the time. I came to tell you that the Vile Tribe is after the person who did Alex's voice.

King: Alex? Who's Alex?

He's the person who....slayed me in Lunar: Silver Star Story Complete. The Vile Tribe plans to kill him so that Alex won't be here AND that there will never be a treaty signing between humans and the Vile Tribe.

Why should we trust you? You kidnapped the goddess, Althena, you turned your back on your kind, and you tried to take over the world. I don't TRUST YOU!!!

He's got a point there. I may not have lived long for Lunar to come to the PSX, but I do know some info about you, Ghaleon, or is it Magic Emperor Ghaleon?

If I was a bad guy, then why am I telling you what the Vile Tribe is doing?

You know, he's got point there. But we'll go.

Okay, we'll bring one more person along. So far, the party consists of me, Ted, King, Ghaleon, and someone else.

Meilin: Can I go? I hardly get a part in this series anyways. So please?

Fine, Meilin, you can come. But don't be saying that "I'm not scared of you, I got my cousin on my side," crap.

Okay, okay, I won't do that. I'll just do some Chun-Li moves.

Then it's settled. Let's go to California. The California of the computer world.

(Ghaleon opens a portal to California. They quickly jump into it.)

(At California)

Where the heck are we?

It looks like California.

It figures. We're in the home state of the person who plays Alex.

Ashley Angel? But I thought he was in that boy band, O-Town.

Must've done acting before singing. I know the right place to find a famous person. A hotel!

It's worth a shot, isn't it? Let's find a hotel and find him. We have to take him to Toran Castle for safety.

(The heroes run into a hotel)

(In a hotel)

Pardon me, but me and my collages are here for a room.

Manager: Okay, what is this, a medieval festival?

Actually, we're doing a play. We have to get to Ohio, but first, we need a room to rest for the night.

Manager: Okay, here's your key. Your room is on the 4th floor. Just don't disturb the celebrities.

(They enter an elevator)

I told you guys celebrities crash at hotels.

I'm going to crash someone if I don't get off my feet.

(The elevator stops)

Come on, let's find him and get him out of here.

(Drake runs to a door and opens it.)

[WARNING: This part of the episode is not for children under 13. If you are under 13 or you do not like man-woman confrontations, scroll down until you see Ally Sheedy.]

Linda McMahon: (on a bed and deep monstrous voice) NOW VINCE, SPANK IT!

Vince Russo: (whimpering) No, Linda, I don't wanna spank it. (Vince McMahon shoots him with a shot gun) OW! You didn't have to shoot my Johnson!

Vince McMahon: SHUT UP, BITCH, SPANK IT!

(Drake closes the door)

Wrong room.

Hey, I think I've found the right room.

(Ted puts an ear to the door)

Lita: Spank it, baby, spank it, spank it. We're not working out, we're definitely fuckin'!

Matt Hardy: Hey, shut up, I don't want Jeff to hear.

(Ted removes his ear from the door.)

Wrong room again.

Hey, is this it?

(King opens the door. His eyes bug open and he slams it shut.)

Do NOT go in THERE!

Why not?

Transvestites....... Let's leave it at that.

This has got to be it.

(Meilin puts her ear to another door)

Steven Richards: HOW DO YOU LIKE ME NOW!? THIS IS FOR YOUR OWN GOOD!

Ms. Ivory: Oh punish me, Mr. Richards! We must fight a good fight!

(Meilin removes her ear from the door)

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What the heck is going on here?! There's nothing here but a bunch of wrestlers screwin' themselves! GOD! GET ME OUT OF HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Meilin, calm down. You're being ridiculous. This is the room, I know it.

(Ghaleon opens one more door)

Ally Sheedy: Shut the door, I'm naked.

Oops, sorry, ma'am.

You better be sorry, you perverts!

(Ally pulls out a machine gun from her briefcase and shoots at the heroes, until they close the door.)

(Outside the hotel)

This sucks. We came all the way here for nothing. Where's Ash at?

(coming out the hotel) Is there a problem?

We're trying to find someone named Ashley Angel, but we can't find him anywhere.

Perhaps I can help you. The name's Lisa Moretti, or you can call me Ivory. I prefer Ivory, and you better call me that!

I thought wrestlers weren't suppose to reveal their real names.

Well I'm bored, so I had to. I'll help you find him. Get in the car.

(A white van pulls up. Ivory opens the door and lets them in. The ignition starts up as she puts the pedal to the metal.)

(An hour later)

Here you are, the recording studio.

Thanks, Ivory. Thank you VERY much.

(Ivory drives off)

Come on, let's go. There's a life we need to save.

(They enter the studio quickly.)

(In the recording studio)

Now if I were a famous singer, where would I go?

Let's try one of these rooms.

Ah no, I'm not going through that crap again.

Well then, why don't you look at that door that says "Recording in Progress"?

(They turn around to see a door with those words.)

It's times like these, Meilin, that I'm glad you're with us.

(They open the door to see Xenobia and Royce. Xenobia is listening to a song on headphones.)

(singing along) My loneliness is killing me! I must confess, I still believe! When I'm not with you I lose my mind! Give me a sign! Hit me baby one more time!

Xenobia, yoohoo.

(looks at the heroes) What the? Oh crap, take two.

(A clapper appears with the words "Take 2" appears.)

What? Ghaleon? What are you doing here, traitor?

You've betrayed us for the last time. CHAOS WAVE!

(Xenobia uses the Chaos Wave, but Ghaleon blocks it with a barrier.)

Xenobia, Royce, I trusted you before. But now you've made me comment bigger sins. Inferno!

(Ghaleon uses Inferno, making the Vile Tribe retreat.)

That was too easy.

(thinking) Why is it that they retreated when Ghaleon used that? They would've stuck around for more of the fight.

???: Could someone tell me what's going on here?

(They turn around to see Ashley Angel at the doorway, with a shocked look on his face.)

Oh, now you show up. We have to get you out of here. If you saw that battle, Xenobia and Royce will come after you.

Ashley Angel: What are you talking about? Those two are just fictional characters.

Do I look fictional to you? You remember me, right? I'm Ghaleon.

Whoa, how did you.......

I'm from the computer world, as are these people. Xenobia and Royce were here to kill you because you played the voice of Alex. Without you around to do his voice, he doesn't actually exist. That means Althena would still be evil and I would still be evil.

What we're trying to get across here is... WE HAVE TO GET YOU THE HELL OUT OF HERE!!!

Stand back, I'll open the portal.

(Ghaleon opens the portal, and they all jump in, except for Ash.)

(coming out) Come on!

(Ghaleon leads Ash in.)

(At Toran Castle)

Home sweet home. You'll be safe here, sir.

Call me Ash.

Did I hear Ash? Where is he? Where's Pikachu?

No, wait, Jessie, it's just another one. This is the one we saved from Xenobia and Royce.

(with hearts in her eyes) Oh, okay. You got me excited there for a minute. (whispering to Ash) My room, later.

(whispering) No thanks, I'm taken.

(Jessie leaves, fluttering to her room)

(to Ash) Enjoy your stay. Until we destroy the Vile Tribe, you'll be missing a lot of acting opportunities and concerts. Don't take it seriously, we can visit often, but not now.

Oh that sounds fun. Oh well.

(Is his life really saved that easily? Find out next time.)