Narrator: Last time, our heroes found Toran Castle, recruited Ted from Suikoden, and squared off against Arachnemon and was caputred. In the dungeon, they found KISS and they defeated Mae Young once again. Now they must defeat Arachnemon and obtain their base.

Daria: According to the scanner that Phacia gave me, Arachnemon and Mummymon should be on the top floor.

Ted: How disrespectful the Vile Tribe is. This is a sacred place, especially to my buddy. (turns to Drake) By the way, Drake, I would like you to know that you can't use Soul Eater against them.

Drake: Why not, Ted? Windy's dead, remember? She died at the end of Suikoden 1.

Don't get too cocky. We have to defeat these two monsters in our own way. If they know you have the Soul Eater, they'll try to kill you for it.

Jessie: I'm bored. I want to do the motto. Prepare for trouble.

Make it double.

King: Ssssshhhhh..... Shut up. We don't want them to hear us.

To protect the world from devastation.

To unite all peoples within our nation.

Syaoran: Shut up. They'll hear you.

To denounce the evils of truth and love.

To extend our reach to the stars above.

Sakura: Please, shut up, would you?

Team Rocket, blast off at the speed of light.

Surrender now, or prepare to fight.

Leprechaun and Meowth: SHUT UP!!!!

Mummymon: (coming downstairs) Excuse me, could you please keep it down. Me and my precious are trying to think of a way to kill you guys. (Goes back upstairs)

and : That was pointless.

David Bowie: I'm surprised that he didn't report us in.

Sailor Moon: Let's be thankful that he didn't. Let's get going, before he realizes we're gone.

(Upstairs)

Arachnemon: So, what was going on downstairs, Mummymon?

Oh, nothing. It's just that Team Rocket was reciting their motto and the others were screaming at them.

What? What is Team Rocket doing out of the cell? Did you let them get away?

No.

YOU STUPID, PIG-HEADED, BLUNDERING, IGNORANT, MOTHER FUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

???: Hey, watch your mouth.

Who's there?

Who do you think, spider girl?

(The others appear)

What? How did you get out of there?

You better watch out. Here we come. I am Sailor Moon, champion of justice. On behalf of the moon, I will punish you.

Oh great, the Sailor Senshi of the Moon is here to quiver in fear.

Dream on, Arachnemon. We're here to do one thing, and that is to kick your sorry butt!

(The heroes and villains go into a fight.)

Quick, we must transform.

(Arachnemon becomes her true self, as does Mummymon.)

Arachnemon: Prepare to die, infidels!

Lightning!

(Syaoran shoots lightning from his sword and it hits Mummymon.)

Mummymon: (blowing smoke from his mouth) Did anyone get the license plate on that semi truck?

Phacia: Come on, we all have to help here.

Yeah, let's go. (pulls out the Clow Wand) Windy Card, release and dispel!

(Sakura releases the Windy. The Windy starts to circle around Mummymon, capturing him.)

Hey, let me go. I didn't do anything wrong.

Oh, go cry us a river. Beg to someone who cares.

That does it. I've had it. I challenge one of you to a fight, one-on-one.

Meilin: Okay, how about me? I can beat the crap out of the Fight Card, so I can beat the crap out of you.

I'm way more powerful than a Clow Card, my dear. Mistress Xenobia, Mistress Royce, help us.

(In a crash of lightning, Xenobia and Royce appear.)

Xenobia: I see you made it to Toran Castle. Shocking to us that you did make it this far.

Royce: This is where your journey ends, Drake. You and your friends will die here.

Drake, go, fight Arachnemon. We'll take care of the others.

But wait, Ted, it's been so long since you last fought someone. You can't.

Do it now, or they'll get the Soul Eater.

Moon Tiara Action!

(Sailor Moon throws her tiara at Mummymon, knocking him down. David throws a crystal orb at Royce, causing electricity to surge through her body. Ted shoots an arrow from his crossbow at Xenobia.)

Tomoyo: (With camera) Wow, what a fight. Won't the people at home be surprised what we've been through.

Do you always do this?

24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year.

Acid Mist!

(Arachnemon spits her acid mist out a Drake. Luckily, he shields his face from it. He holds out the Soul Eater.)

Black Shadows!

(The Soul Eater symbol flashes on his right hand. A dome of black energy surrounds Arachnemon and it explodes in a white light. Arachnemon screams in pain and falls over, then starts to slowly get to her feet.)

Drake, stop! Don't use that!

Too late, Ted, I already did the Black Shadows on Arachnemon.

What power. I think I liked it. Give me that rune, boy, and I'll let you keep the castle.

Don't do it, it's a trick. Blow her away.

Give me the rune, or they'll die.

Hold on, man. Z-Slash!

(King pulls out a sword that looks like SoulBlade and does a Zorro-like slash on Arachnemon.)

Quick, Drake, use Judgment.

But you said....

Forget what I said. This is important. (in a Selma Heick voice) Use the Soul Eater, dammit!

Jane: And this year's Grammy award winner is Ted for impersonating Selma Heick in "Dogma". Rent it or buy it, you'll love it.

(Drake holds out the Soul Eater again and uses Judgment. This time, it's more intense and it makes Arachnemon, Mummymon, Xenobia, and Royce go flying.)

All: We're blasting off again!

Copycats!

(After a while)

Finally, this place is all cleaned up.

(bathrobe on and towel on head) The hot tub works perfectly again.

And look, (sets wood in fireplace on fire) the fireplace works again.

(coming out of elevator) The elevator works again. Where's Drake at?

I don't know. He saw the Crystal glow and he ran outside. I wonder what's wrong.

(At the Frontier)

We blew it big time. Now Ghaleon's going to have our heads.

He hasn't made it through the rip yet, so we're okay.

???: Oh really?

Uh-oh, here he comes.

(A blackish-blue portal opens up, revealing Ghaleon.)

Magic Emperor: Royce, Xenobia, Mummymon, Arachnemon, you failed me one too many times. From now on, I make the plans.

What are we to do first?

We must go into the real world and kill the person who plays Alex in the Lunar game. That way, without a voice, there cannot be no Alex to kill me. Now get ready to go into the real world.

(What will Ghaleon do when he reaches the real world? Could he possibly be talking about THE dragonmaster Alex? Who's the guy who played Alex? I don't know. Find out next time.)