(A few days have passed since Drake and his group of chosen ones left to find a base. Continuously, they look at the Crystal to try and find the base. So far no luck.)

Jessie: I knew this was a bad idea to go find a stupid base. We could've been tormenting more Pokemon trainers by now.

Sakura: Hey, Jessie, knock it off. We're in this together. We have to find our base now. Otherwise, the Vile Tribe will find us in this cramped up vehicle and kill us.

Drake: Hey, knock it off. Don't make me turn this car around.

Leprechaun: Aye-yi-yi, this is getting boring. I could've been working on another sequel to my movie series.

Sailor Moon: Hey, what's that? Drake, stop the car.

(Drake screeches the van to a halt.)

What, Usagi?

Don't you see that castle there?

David Bowie: Our crystal is glowing in front of.... Toran Castle.

Syaoran: You mean from Suikoden? We drove all the way to the world of Suikoden?

King: I knew we should've turned right at Castlevania.

No, wait, this is a good thing. Don't you see? This place can be the base. It's where I got the Soul Eater.

Daria: Could someone fill me in? I don't play games, so I don't know the story of Suikoden.

Okay, here we go. (he explains) And that's the story.

That's so sad how the hero had to kill his beloved ones and watch his beloved ones die.

(She starts to cry)

Calm down, Usagi. Stop your wailing, you're the Princess Serenity for crying out loud. Let's just like a look around the place to see if this is what we're looking for.

(They all disembark out of the van and go into Toran Castle.)

(At Magician's Island)

Leknaat: What are they doing? They can't go in there.

Luc: What's wrong, Leknnat? Did you see something?

Luc, we have to get them out of there. It's a trick to get them in there. Ever since Tir McDohl left Toran Castle, it's been occupied by monsters. We have to send someone to help them.

No problem, I'll send someone there faster than you can say "good luck."

No, Luc, not you. I'm going to send someone else. Someone who has had experience........ with the rune.

(Back at Toran)

Meilin: Hey, look. They have a fireplace here.

Light it up. It's freezing in here.

(Meilin takes out a box of matches and throws one in the fireplace. No flames appear.)

Huh? What the crap? It's not wet in there and it has dry wood. I don't feel any wet air, either.

Well then, what's the point of having a fireplace if you can't have any flames in it?

That's pretty unusual how you can't light a fireplace in this place. And I thought this place was cleaned up to live in.

Well, the bedrooms are nice, and so is this. A hot tub room.

Well, I could use a nice scrub. That van did make me sweat...er, persperate.

What's the difference? Persperate, sweat? There's no difference.

(Someone starts to sneak up on Meilin. The thing touches her shoulder, making her scream. She strikes her foe with a roundhouse kick.)

James: (with a huge footprint on his face) Why did you do that for? That hurt, Meilin.

Oops, sorry. I thought you were a monster.

(Upstairs)

Tomoyo: Hey, can we sit down someplace? My feet are starting to hurt. I knew we should've tooken the elevator.

You know how much I hate elevators. But oh well, once we find Sergei or someone, we'll ask him to fix it up a notch.

???: Stop!

Who's there?

(Ted appears. Drake's eyes widen in shock.)

Oh my God, I can't believe it. It's Ted.

Phacia: It's been a while, hasn't it, Ted?

Ted: Oh, you must be Drake. Leknaat sent me to help you out.

Leknaat?

The Seer. She helped my friend win a big war. Oh yeah, Drake, how's the Soul Eater?

Okay. I guess. Is this place safe to stay?

I'll answer that later. Right now, we have to leave.

???: Oh-no you don't. Freeze right there.

(Phacia's eyes widen in fright.)

Oh-no, she made it through the rip, too?

(Arachnemon appears.)

Arachnemon: What are you doing here? Get out of my castle. You're not permitted here.

Hey, who are you?

What did you say? You've got to be kidding me. How could you not know who I am? The great Arachnemon?

We're sorry, but that name doesn't ring a bell.

That does it, now you're dead.

(Arachnemon slowly turns into her true self.)

EW!!!! A SPIDER!!!!!

Arachnemon: Yes, a spider that' gonna kill you. ACID MIST!

(Arachnemon uses the attack on all of them, knocking them out.)

(laughs) I showed them for not recalling who I am. I hope Mummymon's got the others. Xenobia will kill me if we don't kill them all.

(Downstairs)

Hey, Syaoran, look at this statue. It's so life like.

Wow, that looks interesting. I wonder who made it.

Mummymon: Thank you, I knew I looked handsome.

Oh my God, it's alive. Let's get out here.

(The Cardcaptor people run away.)

Wait, I've had all my shots.

(The Cardcaptors run into the others.)

We have to leave. This place is haunted.

What? Haunted? Eek! I'm scared! I HATE GHOSTS!!!!!

I've got a suggestion, Usagi. LET'S GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(They turn to run, but are cut off by Arachnemon and Mummymon in their true forms.)

Where do you think you're going?

Out of here, if you don't mind.

Fraid not. Mistress Xenobia ordered us to kill you.

I've got them, precious. Snake Bandage!

(Mummymon uses the attack on the heroes, etwining them.)

Hey, let us go!!!

ACID MIST!!!

(Arachnemon uses the Acid Mist to knock them out.)

(Meanwhile...)

Enjoy your stay, cause you're going to be here for a long time.

Hey, since we got them, how about a kiss?

(whacks him with a sword) I'd rather kiss the lips of a frog than to kiss you.

Um, if you don't like each other, then maybe you should let us solve your problem. We'll put you guys on Divorce Court.

Nice try, that's what KISS said. Let's go, Mummymon.

(they leave)

All: KISS?

(They turn around to see KISS frozen in a solid block of ice.)

Cool, it's KISS. How'd they get here?

Obviously they were trying to escape from Arachnemon and Mummymon. I guess they didn't make it.

???: Uh-huh! I found you!

Oh God, it isn't.

(Mae Young appears in a Sailor Senshi fuku. Everyone looks disgusted.)

Mae Young: I am Sailor Mae, the punisher of those who enter my temple, and on behalf of my geriatric self, I will punish you.

Oh my God, give me a break. She's Sailor Mae? Who ever heard of that?

Now I'll kill you all for entering my temple! SONIC BLASTING SINGING!!!

(Sailor Mae starts to sing high pitched. It's so loud that it breaks the ice off of KISS.)

KISS: WHAT?!!!! YOU B****!!!!!!!!

(KISS starts to beat the crap out of Sailor Mae. She screams in pain, as KISS tears her apart.)

KISS: Oh crap, we better leave. We have a tour to finish.

Can you get us out of here? I mean, your tour bus is out there. We'll give it to you if you let us out of here.

KISS: Sounds risky. Let's give it a shot! LET'S PUMP IT UP!!!!!

(KISS starts to sing "Rock N' Roll All Night", knocking the bars down.)

Thanks very much, guys.

KISS: We rockers have to stick together, remember? Let's get out of here.

(KISS leaves the castle and drive off in their tour bus, still singing "Rock N' Roll All Night.")

Come on, let'g go. We have to stop Arachnemon.

All: Okay.

Now our heroes are on the brink of a great battle. Will they defeat Arachnemon and Mummymon? Will they get their base? Find out next time.