Drake: I'm bored. I mean, I'm glad we defeated the Vile Tribe, but I'm still not too happy.

Phacia: I know what you mean. No adventuring today, I guess. That sucks.

(An explosion is hear and the ground cracks open revealing hell fire, brimstone, and lava.)

David Bowie: AAAAHHHH!!!!!!!! HELL ON EARTH!

(A 7'5" werewolf appears from the opening.)

Werewolf: Hey, I'm the King of Werewolves. Uh, what are you doing? (Everyone's standing there in shock.) Oh, I better change back into a human.

(A very bright glimmer of light comes from nowhere, blinding everyone. When the light stops, the werewolf is now in human form.)

King: Interesting band of people you've got here.

Thanks, I guess.

Hmmm. (He starts to levitate off the ground) I would like to join your group. I am looking for some friends ever since I got thrown out of my pack.

Sure, you're welcomed to join. But, promise not to eat any of us and DON'T you "wolf out" on us without a little warning.

It's a deal then.

How do you do that floating thing?

I use grey magic.

Daria: Grey? You mean white and black magics combined? That's kinda interesting for a guy your age to learn such abilities.

Nevermind. The whole thing is that I am a master of that form of magic.

(They hear the sound of bushes rustling. They even hear kissing sounds. They think it's two people making out. A man comes out of the bushes, screaming, with a rabi-like foam spewing out of his mouth. Mae Young comes out of the bushes angry.)

Mae Young: That's what you get for calling me ugly! (she sees the others) Oh, I found you! Now I'll make you pay for trespassing in my temple. Pucker up, baby, cause here I come!

(She goes to kiss them all. Before she can, King throws a grey fireball at her, catching her ablaze.)

Mae: WHOA! FIRE! FIRE! PUT ME OUT! FIRE! (The heroes stand there) COME ON! HELP ME OUT! PUT ME OUT! FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(She collapses and turns into a burning mass of ... nothing.)

Sailor Moon: Whoa, you killed her. That was cool.

You know what, King, I guess you can join. Look, our Crystal's glowing.

Well now, what are we waiting for? Let's get out of here before she revives herself again.

Narrator: And now our heroes travel to find their base. But the question is, how did Mae Young come back to life? I thought she had a heart attack in episode 1. Oh well, I guess we'll see you later.