(Drake, King, David Bowie, Sailor Moon, Alex, Ted, and Ashley Angel stand outside a portal.)
Drake: It's almost time to fight Kuja. Are you ready?
Sailor Moon: Yes, I am, but are you guys ready?
All: Yes.
(The portal opens over them.)
Ashley Angel: Wait, guys, before we go. I have a question. If we were to do this again, would you make the same decisions?
I.....guess so...... and I think the others would as well.
Enough talk, let's go kick Kuja's ass.
(They disappear in the portal. As they come out, they are on Dark Hill.)
My God, it's freezing in here. Where the Dark Tower?
I wish Ami was here. She would figure out the way. That's how she figured it out when we battled the Doom and Gloom Girls. But then again, we were all killed in that battle.
Wait, do you hear something? (they stand still) I thought I heard something coming from over there!
(They look in the direction that Alex is pointing in. They see Kuja walking through a strange fog.)
Kuja's here alright. But where did he go?
I'll point that out for you. (he puts on the visor) Good thing Sailor Mercury gave me this thing.
(At the Dark Tower)
Kuja: So, at last, Drake and his friends are coming to me.
Time to borrow something from Queen Beryl's book. I would like someone to welcome our guests. Any volunteeers?
???: We'll greet them, Master Kuja.
(Five girls appear. They look like a mix between bugs and fairies.)
How ironic. The Doom and Gloom Girls.
You'll never win, you sick hearted bastard! Alex will see through your trick!
Would you please shut the hell up?!
(Kuja pulls out another black diskette and shoves it into Luna. She screams as loud as she can in pain.)
(Back on the Dark Hill)
Huh? What was that?
What? What are you talking about?
(The mists clears, revealing Luna tied up in vines.)
Oh-no, not this shit again! They actually expect us to believe that we'll fall for their tricks. It's the Doom and Gloom Girls in disguise!
(weakly) Alex, if I were, I wouldn't be singing our song.
(Luna weakly sings her song.)
Luna!
(Alex runs to Luna. She laughs, then her eyes flash red. Vines shoot out of her and tie up Alex.)
Alex! (holds up Soul Eater) Judge......
Silver Moon Crystal Power......
Don't do it! You guys.... save Luna for me. I'll take care of these bitches. Black Dragon Grief!
(The spirit of the Black Dragon appears out of Alex and it starts to open a black hole.)
Doom and Gloom Girl: I can't hold my ground much longer.
(The black hole sucks in that DG girl. The others retreat quickly, untying Alex in mid-air. He starts to fall.)
Alex!
(They all run to try to catch him, but they are too late. Alex is dead.)
Alex, come on, man, wake up. Wake up, Alex!
Doom and Gloom Girl Leader: Ha ha ha, we got him. Hey, Bowie, try and get a shot at me. (mist fills their vision) If you can.
(David has one of his orbs prepared. The mists clears and Jennifer Connelly is tied up in vines now.)
Jennifer!
Who is that?
That the girl that was one of the main stars of the Labyrinth movie!
(David stalls just staring at Jennifer. Her eyes glow red and she launches vines at David, tying him up. The other DG girls appear and hoist him in the air.)
Ted: David!
You guys go get to Kuja. (David holds out his orb and it starts to fill with energy.) I'll see you in hell.
Doom and Gloom Girl: What? What is he doing?
(The orb flashes white like a Voltorb then explodes. It takes out both David and the DG girl. The other girls retreat.)
Ha ha ha, that's two down and that leaves five left.
Don't let Alex and David's deaths get to you, we've experience much worse. You guys go on ahead, and I'll try to take care of them.
Well, I'm not leaving you behind. I'm going to stay here with you.
(Drake, Sailor Moon, and Ted walk off towards the mist. Just as they leave, they see Lebia Maverick tied up in vines as well.)
Yeah right.
(looking at Lebia with scanner on) I knew it. Come and get us!
(Out of the ground, where "Lebia" was, comes lava. King and Ash jump out of the way. The DG girls lunge out of the lava and fly overhead of them. They form a lava ball and throw it down. Ash jumps out of the way, but King isn't very lucky.)
King! (The lava ball goes at him and traps him inside it. He screams in pain.) Go ahead, kill me, but you'll still lose.
Doom and Gloom Girl: Pathetic waste of energy. Let's roast him like we did Sailor Mercury.
(Ash lowers his head. He sees a rock. He picks it up and smashes the leader's face in with it. Her forehead's bleeding, yet her stone in her forehead is smashed.)
You bastard! Sailor Mercury must've told you about that. Kill him now!
(The DG girls tie Ash up in vines. They send a hot wave of energy at him. He screams in pain, then dies. The lava ball disappears and the DG girls fall away.)
I can sense that King and Ash never made it. They're gone! There's only three of us left. Kuja's doing this so that he can get to the Soul Eater. That's probably it.
Wouldn't be to my surprise. Why else would he start this war? To get the Soul Eater.
(Sailor Moon notices a red spot underneath Drake.)
(pushing Drake off) Get outta here! (Vines shoot up and tie up Sailor Moon. She is hoisted in the air.) Run!
But...
(grabbing Drake's wrist) Come on! Sailor Moon's a tough girl, she can take care of this!
(Sailor Moon is dragged down into the hole with a DG girl. Sailor Moon is screaming in pain.)
Doom and Gloom Girl: Don't bother begging for your life, Sailor Moon. Kuja wouldn't like to see you
squirm when you die.
I won't have to. (holds out the Moon Spiral Heart Rod) It's time for me to go now. Moon Spiral Heart Attack!
(The DG girl screams as she explodes. Sailor Moon is caught in the explosion and dies.)
I can't believe Usagi did this.
She did it to save us. You don't understand war, but I do. It's time for me to go.
NO! You're not pulling a Sailor Mars on me! I'm the leader and you will listen.
No. I have to. (tears form in his eyes) Leknaat only revived me just to get you here. When they kill me, take my soul. All the souls of everyone that has died are in that Soul Eater. Arachnemon, Mae Young, Queen Beryl, and the list goes on. You'll need their souls to unlease the true power of the Soul Eater on Kuja.
I understand, Ted. Good luck.
(Ted walks towards an open space. The DG girls fly towards him, then they go underground.)
Go, Drake. My time is now!
(Drake runs away. Then, the DG girls appear from underneath Ted and they drag him under.)
Now we have you!
(Ted tears off his right glove, revealing his Soul Eater. It flashes purple.)
Deadly Fingertips!
(Ted touches the DG girl and she dies instantly.)
You've forgotten about me!
(The DG girl's arm turns into a sword of vines and drives it through Ted. He screams, then goes limp on the sword. The DG girl leader appears in front of Drake with Ted's body on the sword.)
You're next!
(weakly and waking up) No....not yet..... Hell!
(The Soul Eater flashes purple again, opening a black hole. The leader screams as she is pulled in. Drake runs to Ted and pulls the vine out.)
Don't worry about me. Go on, and fight....Kuja.
(Ted dies in Drake's arms. His Soul Eater flashes purple, then vanishes. Drake looks to his as his flashes white.)
Thank you, guys. You've gotten me this far. (wipes tears from his face) Now I'll finish what we were sent here to do.
(Drake walks towards the mist that Kuja went into.)
(In the Dark Tower)
At last, Drake, you're alone. Welcome to you deepest, darkest, blackest hell!
(Outside, Drake enters the mist and appears in the Dark Tower. He looks around.)
Okay, Kuja, I'm here, but where are you? DAMN IT, WHERE ARE YOU?!
's voice: Over here, Drake.
(Drake turns around and is hit by a Flare Star spell. Kuja appears in front of him right there.)
You damned fool, did you actually expect you could save Althena? She's already dead!
How could you kill a goddess?
I infected her system with a computer virus. (points to Luna's dead body on the floor.) Now she's no more, and I yet to siphon her powers. Oh yeah, just so no one could spoil the fun, I've decided to detonate all of DDP's stalking cameras.
What?
When you guys weren't looking, DDP put cameras in Toran. Now that I have the control, you can watch in my crystal the demise of the Stars of Destiny!
(Drake looks in Kuja's crystal, and he sees Toran Castle. It explodes after that. Everyone and everything in the castle is dead. "Pathetic" from Chrono Cross plays.)
Painful and sorrowful. The final act is coming up soon. I guess you better turn yourself in while you have the chance.
???: I agree personally, Kuja.
(Lebia Maverick appears from the shadows. She has a huge grin on her face. Drake is in shock seeing her.)
Lebia Maverick: (unsheathing her katanas) I'm sorry it turned out this way, Drake, but you were too annoying, yet a pest.
(She lunges at Drake, but Drake leaps out of the way of Lebia. Drake holds out the Soul Eater.)
You're wasting your time. You actually think that the Soul Eater can affect me? It didn't affect Black Wargreymon, and it won't affect me.
(Lebia slashes at Drake again, cutting his left arm. He falls to the ground. After that, Lebia's eyes glow green. Green electricity starts to surge throughout Drake's body.)
What amusement this is watching you squirm on the floor.
Enough, Lebia. (Lebia looks at him) Hack off his head. I would love to put it on my mantle.
(Drake uses the Deadly Fingertips and plunges himself into Lebia. She screams in pain, then falls to the ground in pain.)
(holding out a black diskette) I wanted to use this on you, Kuja. But since I have a traitor to take care of, I'll use it on her!
(Drake throws it at Lebia, and it sinks into her body. She screams in pain as electricity surges through her body.)
(To Drake) Thank you....Drake.....
How dare you, Drake!
Shut up....Kuja....I'm freed from your negative forces..... Now I will deal.....with you!
(Lebia pulls out a dagger and stabs Kuja with it. The virus is caught onto him now.)
You stupid bitch! You stupid, stupid bitch!
(Kuja disappears from sight. Lebia sighs, then dies. Drake looks at her, then leaves.)
(Outside)
I guess that's it. We won this war. But I never did get to use the GeminiDrake powers. Everyone sacrificed themselves just so I could get that computer virus in on Kuja. Now Kuja is no more and this war is over. Good-bye, my friends.
(His communicator is turned on, yet it's all staticy.)
???: Stop, Drake.....Stop right.....where you are.....Kuja's still.....alive.....He's in his.....Trance form......Look out!
(Drake turns around to see a shadow behind him. The shadow blasts Drake with an Ultima spell, killing Drake.)
Trance Kuja: (laughs) You win the battle? No. I'm
afraid not, Drake. You lose this battle. I'm the last person standing in this computer world now! (holds hands up in the sky) Now, my great Black Hole, increase your size and suck up everything! Consume them all!
(A gigantic black hole appears over Kuja. It starts to suck up the corpses on the Dark Hill.)
(At Magician's Island)
Leknaat: Luc, stop, don't go.
Luc: But, Lady Leknaat, I must go. The Soul Eater is about to be consumed.
I know. (holds her Gate Rune in the air) Awaken! GeminiDrake!
(A beam of white light shoots out. It flies towards Drake.)
I just hope he can get up to win this battle.
As do I, Luc, as do I.
(The white light hits the Soul Eater. It starts to glow purple, then a purple aura surrounds Drake. His eyes open up and he goes down to confront Kuja.)
Hey, Kuja, (Kuja turns around) you forgot about my extra life.
What? How could you survive? No matter, I'll kill you again!
("Sailor War" plays. Kuja prepares another Ultima, and Drake holds out the Soul Eater. Kuja launches the Ultima, but Drake protects himself from it with the Soul Eater.)
Why do you continue to battle? There is no one else here to help you now! (strengthens the Ultima) Turn yourself over to me, and I will make your suffering at a limit.
Me? Work for evil? Ha. I'd rather die!
So be it!
(Drake almost loses the battle with his barrier, then memories of when he first met with his companions come into his head.)
(in Mae Young's temple) Shut up, that's none of your business, baka.
(in Mae Young's temple) You know, if you would've told me what you were doing, I would've given you the Crystal. I have it.
(in forest) Well now, what are we waiting for? Let's get out of here before she revives herself again.
(in Toran Castle) Relax, just as long as we win this thing, I'll be alright, and so will Alex.
(on Dark Hill) When the time comes, Drake, I want you to take my soul when I die.
(in Toran Castle) I'm going to save Luna either way. It's my destiny to protect her.
(Drake thinks about everyone else, then everyone's spirits that helped him during the war appears beside him. Kuja sees them.)
You will pay for their deaths. All those people never deserved to die! No I have them on my side. The Soul Eater is telling me to do one thing, Kuja, and that is to kick your (the spirit of Luna appears) ass!
(The Soul Eater turns red and it starts to change up red energy. The spirits disappear, then a red hexagon appears underneath Kuja's feet. He screams in pain, then Drake unleashes a strong, psycho, intense Judgment at Kuja. He screams in pain as he falls to the ground. His Trance form vanishes from him. The song ends here.)
(weakly) Drake....everyone.....forgive me.
(A golden crystal shard appears from his chest and it falls to the ground. It disintegrates afterwards. GeminiDrake falls to the ground as well. "Celes' theme" from Final Fantasy VI plays. The Soul Eater is glowing purple.)
I did it. I won the war for everyone. Now I can see them all wherever they are. Soul Eater, I entrust you to a new owner. Leave now.
(Drake dies. The Soul Eater doesn't leave, but it's still glowing, as if it were crying.)
(appearing) The Soul Eater mourns for all of you. For all the people's souls it has taken away. Drake, you will not leave this world so easily. (to Kuja) Neither will you, Kuja.
What do you plan to do?
I plan to reset everything. The way it was before the war. But.... I can only do that if they have no memory of this event.
Luna: Don't feel bad, Leknaat. I felt the same way when everyone else had to go through this.
Artemis: When the time comes, we'll revive their memories.
Mahna: As will I. Come on, Leknaat, do it. Let's do the Time Warp, again!
Very funny.
(Leknaat touches the Soul Eater, then everything turns white. "We Close Our Eyes" from the Buffy the Vampire Hunter Slayer movie plays. Drake is roaming around a city with the Crystal in his hands.)
Okay, I have to find a base and stop whatever is going to invade us.
(from a house) Would you please be quiet, I'm trying to sleep.
(thinking) Screw you, asshole.
(voice over)Is this supposed to happening.
(voice over) I kind of like it.
(voice over) Luna.
(voice over) Sorry, I was talking about the fish.
(voice over) Oh well. Like I said, when the time comes, we'll revive their memories.
(They show a clip of everyone that helped.)
(voice over) Could someone tell me WHY Stephanie McMahon had to join?
(voice over) That I cannot foretell. Sorry.
(voice over) Oh, you're no fun. Come on, you can spill the beans. Tell me.
(voice over) Sorry. I can't.
(voice over) Fine, screw you too.
(They all laugh at the "arguing". The camera shows Drake walking around the city, then he sees Sailor Moon/Usagi and the Outer Senshi.)
Oh my god, are you four okay?
(The words "THE END" pops up.)