Narrator: Last time, Drake, Sailor Moon, and David Bowie start to journey the world to find new companions and a base. But their adventure leads them to...

Drake: Canada?! How in the holy heck did we get all the way to Canada from the temple?

David Bowie: And I thought Mae Young was bad. I wonder what we can find here? Not that I'm saying that Americans and the British are any better. And don't get me started on the French.

???: Hey, are you guys American?

(Major Gunns walks into the scene.)

Sailor Moon: Um, what was that, ma'am? I didn't hear you well.

Major Gunns: You heard me! Are you three American?

Um, Ms. Gunns.......

That's Major Gunns to you, boy! Don't you EVER forget that! Now answer my question!

Well, you're not in the wrestling world right now. Why are you still in character?

Shut up, you Britney Spears junkie! Answer my question!

What does it matter if we ARE American?

I'm not.

Why do you want to know? Are you doing to throw us out? We just got here and already you're treating us like crap.

Oh, now I'm treating you like crap, huh? Well take this, you horrendous, horrible, disgusting American!

(Major Gunns gives David a shattered dreams kick.)

(high, squeaky voice) I've been shot!

Serves you right for making fun of Canada. Now, if you excuse me, I have to go find my boyfriend.

Who's that? Hugh Morrus or Hulk Hogan?

Don't be stupid! My boyfriend happens to be a two time Canadian champion, one time Cruiserweight champion, one time Hardcore champion, and a one time WCW Commissioner. That's right, I'm talking about Lance Storm.

(Major Gunns walks away from the three.)

I think I need a doctor. She kicked me too hard there. I felt like one of those "Test your strength" games at a carnival.

I never knew Canadians are so rude. Especially that tramp, Major Gunns. Well, some Canadians aren't that bad, like the Hart family. Maybe we could visit them! Dave, you okay, though?

I REALLY need a doctor right now. The pain won't go away.

You'll be fine. Let's go find the base you were talking about.

(whispering) It's not here!

(The three enter Canada.)

(Meanwhile....)

Lance Storm: What are Americans doing in Canada? This is our turf, not theirs. When they learn to stay in their yard?

Mike Awesome: Relax, Lance. If they got in, then they can't get out. Remember your Evil "American Forcefield"? Oh wait, that means I can't get out either, and I'm a Canadian sympathizer!

Elix Skipper: Sssshhhhhhhh! Shut up, there could be spies here you know. Besides, we got it all covered. We were all champions once.... weren't we?

Who cares? There's only three of them. We can beat them. I already took care of one. That... David Bowie character.

That's one down, two to go. Sooner or later, this website will be closed down.

(They all laugh victoriously.)

Wait, why are we laughing?

I don't know. It's fun.

(In Canada's strip mall)

Wow, they actually have figurines of me and the other senshi. This has got to be a dream come true to know everyone loves me still.

They even got a copy of the "Labyrinth" movie. I haven't seen that film since Disney stopped showing it. I remember those days that me and Jennifer Connelly had making that movie.

And what a performance you both had. I'm pleased to see this movie still. (to clerk) Hey, how much for this movie?

Clerk: $13.

Holy cow, you serious? Cool. (pays for the movie) This is so cool, I got the copy. I guess my sister, Mahna, will be pleased.

Hey, Americans!

(Elix Skipper comes into view.)

Oh God, what does he want? We weren't doing anything.

Hey, in case you haven't noticed. This is my house, I built this house. So step off before I get the gun. (The three refuse) I warned you.

(Elix does the Overdriver on Sailor Moon. She is out cold from the impact of landing.)

and : No! Sailor Moon!

You two are next.

(David throws his crystal orb and it turns into a fireball. It hits Elix right in the face.)

OW! You ruined my complexion! You guys are SO dead now. I didn't want to do this, but I have to. (He blows in a whistle) Ta-ta, suckers!

(Team Canada surrounds the remaining two.)

You Americans should've stayed out of Canada. Now we'll finish you off.

What are you doing to do? Summon the (mockingly) Megazord? (laughs) You guys are pathetic.

Say that again and I'll have Mike Awesome drive your friend into the next century.

(Mike Awesome picks Sailor Moon up in the position of the Awesome Bomb.)

Hey, you bastard, put her down, now!

(David throws another orb. It turns into an icicle that pierces Mike Awesome in the chest. Seconds later, it bounces out.)

Shouldn't have done that. Say good-bye to the Sailor Brat!

(Mike Awesome does the Awesome Bomb on Sailor Moon.)

Hahahahahahahaha!

(Elix does the Overdriver on David, then he does it on Drake.)

Hold that prick down. This is going to painful to you, American. (He starts to do the Canadian Maple Leaf on Drake.) Hurts, don't it? (A rose hits him in the face.) OW! MY FACE! (He relinquishes the hold.) Who did that?

Female voice: Prepare for trouble!

Male voice: Make it double!

(Jessie and James appear.)

Jessie: To protect the world from devastation.

James: To unite all people within our nation.

To denounce the evils of truth and love.

To extend our reach to the stars above.

Jessie.

James.

Team Rocket, blast off at the speed of light!

Surrender now or prepare to fight!

(Meowth leaps in.)

Meowth: Meowth, that's right!

Hey, what the heck? Where did you three idiots come from? This is Calgary.... Alberta..... Canada.

Tell us another one, scumbag. We'll kick your sorry butts back to the land down-under.

Why is Team Rocket helping us? I thought they were bad guys.

It's just that these guys are really getting annoying with their Un-American antics. I'm not American, but I for one am getting annoyed with their rants!

You have a point, James. Let's teach them a lesson.

(Sailor Moon does the Moon Spiral Heart Attack on Major Gunns. David casts a Fire 2 spell on Elix. Jessie, James, and Meowth triple team Mike Awesome.)

Man, I'm tired of running away. (He pulls out a gun) Now I'm going to show you WHY they call ME Primetime.

(Elix pulls the trigger, but the buller hits him instead, killing him.)

I don't get it, what happened?

Hahahahahahahaha! That moron, he had the gun in the wrong direction. What a baffoon!

Quick! Retreat! They already killed Elix.

(Team Canada retreats.)

(Sailor Star Song plays)

Quick! After them!

(The others chase after Team Canada.)

(Meanwhile, at a beach.)

*Phew* that was close. They won't find me here. (A shadow covers him) What's this? (He looks up) AAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(A big fat African American man starts to fall out from the sky, screaming. The man falls on Awesome.)

Mark Little: Ow, that hurt. Why the heck did those guys throw me out of that helicopter? (he looks to see Mike flattened) Oh, a pancake.

Fluisa (Fat, black chick from Deuce Bigelow): (from out of nowhere) No, give him here. I saw him first.

(The two overweight African Americans tug on Mike Awesome, until they tear him in half. They shrug their shoulders and eat him.)

(Meanwhile, in town.)

*pant* *pant* That was close. They can't find me here.

(On a rooftop)

Come on, Mr. Henry. Jump on him.

Mark Henry: No, I'll get hurt. (Drake flashes a picture of Barbara Streisand) NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Mark Henry jumps off the building. He falls so fast, he catches on fire and lands on Lance, killing him.)

Ow. I'm okay, but Lance Storm isn't. Hahaha. Oh well, WCW sucks!

(Back at the strip mall)

(touching the forcefield) We killed them all, but the forcefield around Canada won't disappear.

Unless one is still alive.

(They hear the sound of a gun cocking. They turn around to see Major Gunns with a sniper rifle.)

Hahahahahaha! Now you'll die!

(She goes to pull the trigger, but someone else shoots her instead.)

All: Who did that?

(They turn around to see Hugh Morrus with a gun. He's laughing like crazy, but he shoots himself. Even though he's dead, he's still laughing.)

Where's the off switch to that guy?

(Hugh Morrus' nose starts to blink red. A message appears on his forehead reading, "Batteries low." Two AA batteries fly out of his mouth.)

Pssst.... Drake. The Crystal's glowing. I guess we found some of our companions.

Do you think Team Rocket are the ones we're looking for?

You better believe it, baby. We're the real deal. We had a dream from a woman that told us that we'd find you guys in Canada. So, here you are, and here we are.

Incredible how you guys got here so quick. We better get out of here, the forcefield's gone.

Narrator: So our heroes recruit Team Rocket's Jessie, James, and Meowth in ranks. Now they have to find a base that is right for them. Team Canada is gone, or are they?