Alex: No! We killed him! Now we'll never know where they took Luna.

Molly Holly: Luna? Who's Luna? Is she your girlfriend?

Nash: She's more than that, she's the goddess of our world. Who knows what diabolical scheme they're going to do her.

Stacy Keibler: Hey, let me out of this cage. If you let me out, I'll tell you where "Luna" is. (Thinking) As if I cared about that slut.

Jacqueline: What makes you think we'll fall for your pathetic little scheme? You'll probably run away.

No, no, really, I will help you. I'll help you find her. Just let me out of this cage.

Who are you working for, Stacy?

I...I don't know his name. But I know it's a he. He always talks about....

(Flashback)

Cloak: When I absorb Althena's powers, I will be all powerful.

She's at Dark Hill in a place called the Dark Tower. NOW LET ME OUT OF HERE!

(They let her go)

Thanks, suckers! (she drives off)

She's getting away.

Lebia Maverick: Let her go. She's useless.

Drake: Hey, who the hell are you?

I am Lebia Maverick. I help those who I think are worthy enough to help me fight evil. You, Drake, your powers are weakening. I must enhance your abilities. That's why the King of the Werewolves summoned me.

King summoned you?

I am like an Eidolon of Final Fantasy 9. I am summoned by a power stone that no one's ever thought of using. I am summoned by a jade.

So, what can you do to enhance my powers?

This! (holds out her two katana blades) Soul Eater, dark and cursed, may your power raise up to its peak. May your holder be stronger. Soul Eater, power up!

(The Soul Eater surrounds Drake with a purple aura. The Soul Eater starts to glow purple.)

Ted: NO! STOP! DON'T DO IT!

(Ted pushes Lebia away from Drake. The spell is ruined.)

What the hell were you thinking? I was trying to enhance his powers!

You can't alternate the powers of the Soul Eater. It is not right, Lebia.

King: Bad news, Drake, Mahna called. She said your Justice Bureau account as Drake685 is going to be (suspenseful music plays) (in slow motion) erased.

What? That's impossible. If it was, then he would be disappearing by now.

My spell is to heal the powers of the Soul Eater. It hasn't killed in a long time. It's weakening! That's why I did what I did. By the way, Ted, you might as step aside.

*sigh* I guess you can increase the power of the Soul Eater.

Told you! (turns to Drake) Soul Eater, power up!

(The Soul Eater is now enhanced.)

What's the difference?

You now have the ability to become GeminiDrake. But save that for when the final battle begins.

(The alarm goes off)

It never ends.

Jessie: We are being approached by an army of cartoon demons.

Aya Brea: What? Cartoon demons? That must mean that the Dark Hill revived Zhanla. Dammit!

Betty Boop: I thought we defeated Zhanla.

Obviously not. Drake, I'm going to fight Zhanla. I'll take Betty, Jessie, James, Meowth, and the Leprechaun.

Leprechaun: Well, it's about damn time that someone gets me to fight.

James: You said it, Lepi.

Meowth: Let's go save the world!

(Outside the castle)

Zhanla: It's time to finish off Toran Castle. Charge!

(The demons charge towards the castle, but they are enveloped in smoke.)

Prepare for trouble.

Make it quintuple.

To protect the world from devastation.

To unite all peoples within our nation.

To denounce the evils of truth and love.

To extend our reach to the stars above.

Jessie.

James.

Aya Brea.

Lepi.

Betty Boop.

We're here now to kick your ass.

We're the lawnmower and you're the grass.

That's not how it goes.

An easy victory for us. Charge!

(pulls out a black cauldron) Bubble, bubble, toilet trouble! Fire burn, and cauldron bubble!

(He cackles as the cauldron shoots out a weird liquid that smells like crap, killing a few demons. Team Rocket is using squirt guns to dissolve some more demons, and Betty is slapping some demons into the water gun shots.)

Why you! You're dead! Zap Cannon!

(Zhanla uses Zap Cannon on all of them.)

(getting up) That did it! Liberate!

(Aya uses her Liberate attack on Zhanla, taking 9999 HP damage each hit.)

You're more tougher than I thought. I've underestimated you. How about....this!

(Zhanla uses Aeroblast on them, taking over 8000 HP damage out of them.)

(tired out) That hurt. (a shadow covers them) Who the?

Thought you could use some help. Come out, Mamoru!

Mamoru? As in "Tuxedo Kamen"?

(The Japanese Tuxedo Mask theme plays)

Tuxedo Mask: Nice to see you again, Aya. How's Usa-ko?

She's fine. Look out!

(Zhanla charges at Tuxedo Mask. As she nears, Tuxedo Mask shoves a rose into her heart.)

OW! YOU BASTARD! TAKE THIS!

(Zhanla uses Aeroblast, but Tuxedo Mask dodges it, and whacks her with his cane.)

Had enough, Zhanla?

Hell no!

(Zhanla uses Ice Beam, freezing Tuxedo Mask.)

(laughs) I win.

(putting her in the sleeper hold 2 from Smackdown! 2) No you haven't. Quick, Aya, shoot her with water. It'll kill her again.

(Aya holds out a Super Soaker Bazooka and blasts Zhanla. Betty jumps off of Zhanla's back and heads for cover. Zhanla screams in pain as she melts away again. Her remains vanish this time.)

(thawing out) Thank you, Aya. Now, we must go and help Althena. I bet Zophar and Black Wargreymon are plotting against you guys to kill you. Oh, Lebia, thanks for leading me to my Usa-ko.

No problem, hon. You can always count on me. I must go now. Remember to use a jade to summon me.

(She vanishes, but a jade appears in Aya's hand.)

Sailor Moon: Mamo-chan!

Usa-ko!

(Tuxedo Mask and Sailor Moon run to each other and hug each other as a tear streams down her face.)

(At Dark Hill)

I guess we have no choice but to send another lethal servant. Black Wargreymon!

Black Wargreymon: Yes sire?

It's your turn to kill them.

Yes, sire. I will do as you say.

You won't get away with this. I know who you are, Ku...

Shut up!

(Cloak shoots a fireball at Luna, knocking her out.)

Now go, my dark servant, and kill them all. All those who oppose me must be killed.

As you wish.

(Black Wargreymon flies away)