(In the land of Lunar)

(In the town of Burg)

Luna: Alex, the air is getting thin. This has never happened before, and I'm not the one doing it.

Alex: What? (the wind stops) Hey, the wind stopped. Just like that. Luna, this is really starting to freak me out.

Nall: Alex, calm down, it's not like one of the Vile Tribe members are going to attack us. (A thunderbolt strikes) Um.... HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(A portal opens, spewing out demons. It looks like a scene from "Mortal Kombat: Annihilation". The last people to come out of the portal is Shane McMahon and Zhanla.)

That cannot be the Vile Tribe. (unsheathes his sword) Luna, stand back. I'll take care of these clowns.

Shane McMahon: Clown? Do I look like Doink to you?

Oh, shut up. Demons, attack! GO! FIGHT!!!

(The demons charge at Alex. He starts to use every attack that he knows to get them away from him, but shortly, he is defeated.)

(flying over Alex) Come on, get back on your feet.

Silence, cat! (blast Nall with Shadow Ball, knocking him down) Now, grab the goddess.

NO! Don't touch me, you fiends! Help! Alex, help me!

Oh, shut up! (he does his punching combination on her, knocking her out) There, now we can get her to the Dark Hill.

You moron, we were to bring her to the Dark Hill conscious! You are a moron! An ignorant moron!

(They disappear through another portal, with Luna in hand.)

(weakly) Luna......

(In Merebia)

Jessica: Kyle, the wind just stopped. I hope Alex and Luna are okay.

Kyle: I'm sure they're fine, Jessica. If they weren't, we would know.

(Another portal opens, revealing Zophar and his army of demons with "The Battle with Gilgamesh" playing in the background.)

Zophar: Go! Attack! Kill if you must!

What the hell are you guys?

It doesn't matter, Kyle. Let's fight them off.

(The two pull out their weapons and go to fight the demons off. During the fight, another portal opens behind Jessica and Kyle. Ted walks out.)

Ted: You don't expect to fight them alone, do you?

What the? Ted? From Suikoden? What are you doing here?

Helping you out. Come on, guys, let's go.

Faarooq: Remember to pay us when we're done with this war.

Bradshaw: It's party time!

Oh crap, it's the APA! RUN AWAY!!!!! RETREAT!!!!!!!!

(Zophar and his demons vanish into thin air.)

I think someone has some explaining to do. Ted, what's going on? And why did you hire the Acolytes?

Jessica, Luna's been captured by the demons of Dark Hill. Alex and Nall are hurt, but we're attending to their injuries right now. We need you to call Nash and Mia. Where are they?

Black Rose Street.

Okay, let's go get them then.

(On Black Rose Street)

Mia: So, you need our help fighting off against the Dark Hill. Wow, how exciting!

Nash: Well, anywhere that Lady Mia goes, I go. You can count on the both of us.

Lemia: I should come too. There is no reason at all that you guys get all the action. I'll call up Mel to meet us at the Seagull Tavern.

Thank you, you won't regret this.

(At Seagull Tavern)

And they need our help, Mel. Do you understand that another war is breaking out?

Mel de Alkirk: Hmmm.... Alright, I'll help ya. But make one thing clear, if we win this war, I get to chop off the villain's head.

Uh, you do that, Dad.

(At Dark Hill)

Cloak: You did WHAT?!

I had to retreat, because the APA was there. You know they're good in whooping people. Please understand that.

Maybe I should have someone stand up to those fools of Lunar.

You won't get away with this. I wouldn't do what you tell me to do. You can just forget it!

Shut up, Althena. Oh well, I'll pick a general to defeat them.

Shawn Stasiak: Can I go? Can I be the general?

WHAT?! Why him?! He doesn't know a thing about war, I do from my dad. And he gets to be the general?!

I've arranged a list over who's going: Stacy, Mae Young, Lance Storm, Mike Awesome, Right to Censor, Stone Cold, DDP, Shane, and Regal. That is all.

Stacy Keibler: Oh, goody, goody. I get to fight the guys who stole my van. I hope they didn't find anything private in there.

(At Toran Castle)

(in Stacy's van)

Phacia: (picking something up that's long and white) EW! WHAT IS THIS?!

(at Dark Hill)

Go now, go to the border line, and KILL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(at Toran Castle)

Laike: Are you sure he'll be okay?

Relax. Alex will be okay. I hope Mark Henry knows what he's doing.

(The door opens, revealing Mark Henry in a doctor's outfit.)

Mark Henry: There, Dr. Chocolate made it all better.

(Alex and Nall come out.)

Where's Luna?

She's been captured by the forces of Dark Hill. We're fighting to get her back.

Betty Boop: (over intercom) Drake, we've got trouble. Stasiak and his army is heading towards the castle.

Thank you, Betty. It's time to arrange an army to fight Stasiak. (turns on intercom) APA, Jacqueline, Billy Gunn, Stephanie, Lunar guys, you guys are chosen to battle Stasiak. They are heading towards the castle. Get out there and KILL!!!!!

(In the bar section of the castle)

Jacqueline: Okay, let's go! You heard the guy.

Man, and the game was getting good too. Oh well, let's go kick some WCW ass.

(Outside)

Okay, as soon as they raise their ugly heads, charge.

(A female leg shoots straight up from a tree.)

Billy Gunn: Hey, I know that leg. That's the leg of Mae Young!

(Toran Castle's army and the Dark Hill army charges)

Bull Buchanan: You guys messed with us for the last time.

(Steven Richards does the Steven Kick on Faarooq, Goodfather does the Censored Drop on Jacqueline, Buchanan does the Scissor Kick on Bradshaw, and Val Venis hits Billy Gunn with a Censor Bomb. Lance Storm plants a super kick in on Nash, and Mike Awesome hits Kyle with an Awesome Bomb. Nall quickly revives the ones who have fallen. A car pulls up. It opens, revealing Spike Dudley and Molly Holly.)

Molly Holly: Sorry we're late. We didn't mean to not show up.

Spike Dudley: Let's go kick their @$$es!

Now there's a man who's not afraid to swear, unlike Crash.

Steven Richards: Hey, none of that, young man!

, , and : Oh shut up!

(The three start to beat the tar out of Steven Richards, Goodfather, and Val Venis. When the dust of battle clears, they are reverted back to their normal ways.)

Steven Richards: Yay! I get to steal people's gimmicks again.

Godfather: Pimpin' is back!

Val Venis: Hello, ladies! (laughs)

Wh....What about me?

Oh, you get something special.

(Billy Gunn, Spike, and Molly beat the tar out of Bull Buchanan. As they do, they do their finishers: One and Only, Dudley Dog, and Molly-Go-Round. Through all that, he dies from the impact of each move.)

DDP: That's it. Let's kill them, Austin.

(A car approaching is heard)

Steve Austin: What was that?

???: I'm a bad man.

(Austin and DDP are hit by a black car. The windows roll down.)

and Rikishi and Haku: We are bad men!

(They drive off with the "Bad Man" music playing in the background.)

(screams) They killed Stone Cold and DDP!

Deep monstrous voice: Oh, Shane!

Who's there?

(He turns around to see Linda McMahon, Vince McMahon, Stephanie McMahon-Helmsley, and Trish Stratus.)

Stephanie and Trish: Hi, Shane!

Linda and Vince: Hi, son!

(The four start to beat down on Shane. They all start to do their finishers from SmackDown!2 and No Mercy. He is killed by all the moves.)

Lance Storm: Hey, what's going on here?

Mike Awesome: Hey, look! A monster truck!

(A big monster truck drives by with the words: "Norman and Ivory" on the side. The Blue Meanie's music from Wrestlemania 2000 plays. To the beginning beat of the music, the car is backing up and forward on Team Canada. When it gets to the weird woman yelping thing, they get the hidralics going.)

Ivory: Oh yeah!

Norman Smiley: Well, our work here is done. (they drive off)

Mae Young: That's it! Time to die! I'll turn you all to stone with a new attack: "Flash"!

All: No!

(Mae uses the Flash attack, but everyone shields their faces. Then, Raven's music plays.)

What the hell?

(Raven and Tori come out and do a double Raven effect on Mae, killing her.)

Raven: Disgusting bitch.

Tori: Let's go, Raven, before she comes back up and flashes us.

(They run off.)

Okay, that was disturbing.

William Regal: Bloody hell get up and fight! We must win this thing!

, , and : Shut the hell up!

(Mel swings his axe, Laike swings his sword, and Lemia uses Flameria on Regal. He explodes after that.)

Um..... bye.... (she gets gagged by Kyle and dragged behind a tree)

Hey, what the hell?! How did you beat all my people? Stacy, help me! Stacy? Stacy?!

(He turns around to see Nall, Nash, Jessica, Mia, and a strange woman.)

Stacy?: Oh, hi Shawn, it's me, Stacy. Do you like my new tan?

Stacy? What's with all the make-up?

My face got all shiny. Pardon my heels. What's the world coming to when a decent lady has to be so vulgar to protect herself? (in Kyle's voice) And now let's end this cheap charade.

(She/He punches Stasiak in the face, then reveals itself to be Kyle.)

Haha, we arrested Stacy and threw her in a cage in her van. You can't get her. You're alone.

Wait, guys, I'll take care of him. Maybe if I beat him, I'll know where Luna is.

You're on!

Good luck, Alex.

(Alex unsheaths his sword and confronts Stasiak.)

Okay, Stasiak! Tell me now! Where is Luna?!

I'm not telling you jack!

Tell me!

(Alex turns into the Dragonmaster all of a sudden.)

Alex: Now you better tell me, or I'll you wish you were never born!

You don't scare me! And I'm not going to tell you!

Then die, you son of a bitch!

(Alex stabs Stasiak through with his blade. Stasiak groans and falls over dead.)

Uh-oh........

Oh crap!

No way!

Alex!

Why did you........

Huh? Oh-no..... What have I done?