(At Canada, the cloaked figure from last episode appears over the remains of Lance Storm and Mike Awesome. As he goes near them, they are rejuvenated.)

Lance Storm: What happened?

Cloak: You were killed by Mark Henry, Lance Storm. You, Mike Awesome, were killed by Fluisa and Mark Little. You have been chosen to help my servants: Zophar, Zhanla, and Black Wargreymon fight against Drake and Ghaleon.

Mike Awesome: Wait a minute, did you say, Drake? That's right, he was the cause of us dying. Let's get him, Lance.

I agree. Sign us up, whoever you are. It's time for war.

Excellent choice, Lance and Mike. Meet me at Dark Hill.

(At Mae Young's temple)

Mae Young: Whatcha want with me?

I want you to join us to destroy Drake and Ghaleon.

Of coures I will. He doesn't appreciate me and he broke into my temple. Why don't you sign me up too. I'm going to kill him.

Very well. Meet me at Dark Hill. (At Dark Hill)

Hey, what the hell are you guys doing here?

Zhanla: They work for us, stupid.

Zophar: Would you two stop arguing! We have better things to worry about than hearing you all bickering.

(The Cloak appears.)

Master.

Black Wargreymon: That's your master?

That's the guy who revived me and Mike Awesome.

It's true. I have gathered you all here, because you were all defeated by Drake or other forms of good. I have summoned other embodiments of evil. Diamond Dallas Page. Stone Cold.

DDP: Yes sir.

Steve Austin: All set sir.

Shawn Stasiak and Stacy Kiebler.

Stacy Keibler: Excuse me, I'm not evil. But I'll do anything for Shawn.

Shawn Stasiak: Yeah, people thought I was dead, but I'm back.

So you recruited wrestlers that are "Black Hearts"? Genius. But, what is you name, mister?

The time will come when I tell you. Now prepare for battle. Assemble any evil troops you have.

(Hours pass. Zophar recruits every evil demon he created in Lunar 2. Zhanla reassembles her demon army. The wrestlers start to recruit other evils, like Shane McMahon, William Regal, and the Right to Censor.)

Excellent. We've got our army. Prepare to fight Drake and Ghaleon.

Everyone: (chanting) To victory!

(At Toran Castle)

Ashley Angel: It's awfully quiet since Black Wargreymon attacked us.

A little too quiet. (stops talking and stands in place)

David Bowie: Setsuna, what's wrong? Is it Black Wargreymon?

New recruits!

(A portal opens, revealing Aya Brea and Betty Boop.)

King: Hey, it's Betty Boop. But who's the blond chick?

You've got to be kidding me. I'm the Parasite Eve heroine, Aya Brea. Someone named Kinara sent us here.

Sailor Moon: Kinara? Who's that?

(A beeping sound is heard throughout the castle.)

I hate to interrupt you all, but we're receiving a message from the real world.

Drake: Who would call us? No one knows we're here, except for Mahna.

Who's that?

She's my sister who got me in the computer world. She never told me why I was suppose to though.

Go answer your sister's call, darlin'.

(They go inside and turn on a huge computer. They see a 19-year-old girl at a computer, looking straight at them. She has orange-yellow hair, with yellow hair on her bangs, wearing glasses, and has pale skin.)

Mahna!

Mahna: Drake, I knew I would find you here. You are in deep trouble.

What? How am I?

No, not that kind of trouble. You and your friends are in danger, because the Dark Hill has assembled an army to attack you.

Daria: Dark Hill?

It was once a peaceful society called Sanzemica. But a horrible virus caused it to turn dark and evil. There, the portal that is breaching the computer and real worlds is occuring. Due to the fact that Ghaleon, the Vile Tribe, and the Digimon have failed to kill you guys, they are after both you and them.

Sailor Npetune: No way. They're after Ghaleon?

Yes, he failed them too many times. The master thought he was weak when he was defeated by you and Black Wargreymon. Becasue of this event, him and his crew are marked for death.

Magic Emperor: Funny you should mention me.

(Ghaleon and the Vile Tribe appear.)

Ghaleon!

What the hell are you doing here?

Nevermind that. (starts to transform his armor into his true self)

I am marked for death. I wasn't always evil you know.

You weren't? Explain.

Very well, I will.

(Scene changes to a flashback)

(Althena awaits Dragonmaster Dyne. Dyne approaches her and she opens her eyes. They stare at each other for a while, then Dyne walks toward Althena.)

Wait, Dyne, stop! Stop before the bath you have chosen strips you of the very power that safeguards your soul! (Dyne's dragonmaster armor fades away) Dyne, no! (A bright flash occurs throughout the room) Why have you done this?! What is it that you can see that I cannot?! TELL ME!

(The baby version of Luna floats into Dyne's hands. She starts to cry.)

Dyne: I see a bright hope for the future that resides in each and every human being.

(The baby starts to cry. Ghaleon has his eyes closed, head to the ground, and fist clenched in anger.)

(thinking) I see only despair!

(Flashback ends)

That was your reason to be evil? I feel sorry for you.

(laughs) Suck ups.

(Mahna logs off her computer.)

We have to assemble the troops. We're going to war.

(At Dark Hill)

Steven Richards: No one ever told me what we're going to do.

You were hired to fight for us, not yep away your gums. The master will be here shortly to tell you the instructions of the mission.

Bull Buchanan: What's the mission?

Just shut up until he gets here, you censoring doofus.

Val Venis: Hey, there is no reason to call people names, young lady.

(They all start to argue, until a fiery blast hits them all to separate them.)

SILENCE!!!! You are here to fight against Drake and Ghaleon. One false move could destroy us all. Don't you understand that?!

Goodfather: Yes sir. Whoever you are. I can't believe Ivory went with Norman Smiley. I miss her already.

Um, sir, we have a call from.... Toran Castle.

Post it on the screen.

(A computer turns on, revealing Drake.)

Hello, Dark Hill, how are you today? Feeling dreadful as usual?

Hey, that's the jerk who stole my car.

What? That's the idiot who stole my van? You little.....

Oh, shut up. One false word out of your mouth, and I'll see to it that if we beat you guys in this "war" that you will get a MAJOR water treatment from Sailor Neptune.

You wouldn't DARE!

Oh, trust me, I will.

Okay, why did you call, old friend?

What? You think I'm your friend? Ha! I'm sorry, but you've got the wrong person to be your friend, pal. Well, anyways, a spy friend of mine caught what you guys are planning and she sent me the data. We know of this BIG war you plan of doing. Bravo, geniuso.

Hey, just shut up already!

Ah, DDP Funny you just happen to drop by. Looky who just joined us recently.

(Stephanie McMahon walks into view.)

Stephanie McMahon: Hi, DDP, Shane.

Plus, these people joined us. They have a score to settle with you, RtC.

(Billy Gunn, Bradshaw, Faarooq, and Jacqueline appear on the screen.)

All: Hi, Richards.

WHY YOU.....

So what if you have wrestlers and a cheap prostitute on your side? We have demons and magic on ours.

Oh yeah, well we've got Sailor Moon, the Sailor Senshi, the Leprechaun, Team Rocket, and the Cardcaptors.

Okay, you've made your point. But now we'll meet you and DEFEAT you at the border that surrounds Dark Hill.

You're on!