Narrator: Last time, Arachnemon and Mummymon created Black Wargreymon, and he went on a war path. Our heroes and villains tried to stop him, but were defeated. What will happen now?

(Black Wargreymon appears in Atlanta, Georgia. People start to scream and run away.)

Black Wargreymon: What is this place? Why do these people cower before me? (A black car crashes and explodes on his foot) YEOUCH!!!!! THAT HURT!!!!

Matt Hardy: Oh my God, that was Rikishi and Haku's car! They're dead!

(They hear loud crunching sounds coming from Kentucky Fried Chicken. Rikishi walks out with a bucket of chicken. He drops it when he sees the car debris.)

Rikishi: Oh my God! Haku!

(Loud slurping sounds are heard from Dairy Queen. Haku comes out with a huge ice cream sundae. He drops it when he sees the debris.)

Haku: Oh my God! Rikishi!

and : (looks at each other) Huh? (looks at debris) Huh? Oh my God! Regal!

(The smoke clears to see William Regal on fire. Next to him is Trish Stratus with a spatula in hand and a chef's hat.)

Trish Stratus: Okay, this side's done.

(She flips William Regal over on his gut. A sizzling sound is heard.)

Okay, that was weird.

(Taka Michinoku and Funaki walk out of the grocery store. They look up and grab a microphone.)

Taka Michinoku: (with the voice translator) Holy shit, look at that thing. It's Godzilla, he's found us. Run away quickly like a bunch of pansies.

Funaki: (with voice translator) Indeed.

(They jump into a car and drive off.)

Godzilla? I'm not Godzilla. I am powerful than it, though.

???: Hey, move out of the way, you piece of shit!

(The person reveal himself to be Diamond Dallas Page.)

What did you call me? Say that again. My English isn't very good.

Diamond Dallas Page: I said move out of the way, you piece of.....

(Diamond Dallas Page is hit by the Terra Destroyer.)

Nevermind. (walks off)

Just as I thought. A pussy to the end. Why am I here in the first place?

(At a bar)

Bull Buchanan: Uh, what are we doing here?

Ms. Ivory: I don't know. The author put us here.

Val Venis: This place is full of skantily, clad women. Let's censor 'em.

Goodfather: I agree. Let's censor them.

(The Right to Censor chase after the strippers. Norman Smiley walks by with a pitcher of water.)

Norman Smiley: Oh, hi guys. How are you today? Okay? Good.

(He walks off, then a window breaks. The pitcher flies back and hits Ivory. The water gets all over her shirt.)

YOU.....

(Ivory jumps on table and rips clothes off.)

Ivory: LET'S PARTY! LET'S GET NAKED!

Ivory, that's uncalled for.

(Ivory does a table dance, hypnotizing Norman Smiley and the RtC.)

(Outside)

This still doesn't explain what I'm doing here. I scared Kaientai, I nearly killed DDP, I killed William Regal, and made RtC go perverted. WHAT AM I DOING HERE?

???: You really want to know?

(Zophar appears)

Who in the hell are you?

Zophar: I am Zophar, Black Wargreymon. I made you come here, because me and you have some unfinished business to take care of.

What?

We must locate the traitor, Ghaleon, and kill him. He's deceived my master for the last time. He wants him destroyed, and you're going to help me do it.

I'll do anything. But tell me, why is everything out of control?

You were created to destroy the balance between the real world and the computer world. But if you help me destroy Ghaleon and Althena, my master will reprogram you to not to do such a thing. Let's go and destroy them.

Tazz: What the hell's going on here?

Bugger off, peon!

Hey, okay, no problem.

(Tazz tries to cross the street but gets hit by a semi truck driven by Terri and Perry Saturn.)

Perry Saturn: (with mop) You're welcome.

Terri: Perry, I'm trying to drive, be quiet, honey.

(as the semi drives away) Come, Black Wargreymon, let's go kill Ghaleon.

(Zophar and Black Wargreymon go through a portal to the computer world.)

Narrator: I don't like the way this looks. Zophar from Lunar 2: Eternal Blue has teamed up with Black Wargreymon. They plan to kill Ghaleon? I hope our heroes know what they're doing.

Next episode: The Dark Empress, Zhanla