(Drake hiking on a mountain trail. He looks at a map very closely to see where to go.)

Drake: Hmmm.... Where's the temple? I know its' here. But, where is it? (sees a rock) Stupid rock! (Kicks it) YEOUCH! God, that hurt. Hey, why didn't it move?

???: Maybe because that is the temple.

(David Bowie appears.)

Hey, aren't you David Bowie?

David Bowie: Sssssh...... Shut up, you want the whole world to hear? Well, (clears throat) I am the gatekeeper of the temple, and...

No you're not. You're just a musician with cheap costumes.

(David throws a thunderbolt at Drake.)

Hey, what was that for?

You're being a smart mouth, knock it off. Back to where I was. I guard the temple with all my life. Now, if you be so kind to get off of it, I will make it raise up from the ground. (Drake jumps off the rock) Thank you, sir. (He pulls out a crystal orb.) Now watch and learn.

(David throws the orb at the rock and it turns into a temple.)

Whoa, cool. Thanks.

(He enters the temple.

(In the temple)

Mae Young: (laughs like a witch) Eye of newt, and leg of frog. Mmm, I love frog legs. (Eats a frog leg) Fire of lighter and... (The lighter catches her on fire) WHOA! FIRE! FIRE! PUT ME OUT! FIRE! (She dumps a bucker on water on herself) SOB, that hurts. Now, who's in my temple?

(Drake is shown in her cauldron.)

Oh, I see. We have a whippersnapper trespassing. We'll see about that, hehehehe.

(1 hour later)

(Drake goes into a room filled with treasures.)

Ooh, pertty treasure. (NOTE: Pertty is how I say pretty) What should I get first?

???: Hey, what are you doing?

(Sailor Moon appears.)

Sailor Moon: This place is off limits, even to the greatest of powers.

Then what are you doing here?

........................ Shut up, it's none of your business, baka. Anyways, what are you doing in here?

I'm here to find the Crystal.

(Suspenseful music plays)

Oh-no, not the Crystal. (Suspenseful music plays) What's up with that? I guess we'll have to fire the person. Anyways, we have to find it and get out of here. The ugly Mae Young is here.

Ugly? I'm not ugly! I'm the most beautiful thing in the world.

(Mae Young appears.)

and : Mae Young!

That's my name, don't wear it out. You two are trespassing. You must die. Take this!

(Mae uses the DD DDT from No Mercy on Drake.)

OW! You hag! Take this!

(Drake holds out his right hand and a weird runic symbol appears on it. It flashes red.)

Judgment!

(A pentagram appears underneath Mae Young's feet as four spirits surround her. Then, a beam of white light crashes down on her. She screams in pain.)

Judgment? I thought only Ted and Tir McDohl from Suikoden could only use that attack.

This is the computer world. We can use any attack we want from different videogames. Judgment, for example, is the strongest attack in the game of Suikoden. It is used by the Cursed Rune, Soul Eater. Ted gave it to his friend named Tir McDohl, for those who never played the game.

Nice lesson. Take this! (She uses the Jackhammer move on Sailor Moon.) Hahahahahaha!

You old crone. That does it, time to go to the next level.

(Sailor Moon starts to flash white with the "Sailor Star Song" playing in the background. As the light clears, she is now Eternal Sailor Moon.)

Eternal Sailor Moon: On behalf of the Universe, I will punish you, Mae Old!

That's my material, Usagi.

Who cares? I'm doing to finish this crone off. Silver Moon Crystal Power Kiss! (She uses the attack) This has got to do it.

Ow! You young whippersnapper, take this. (She pushes a brick in on the wall and chains surround the two.) Now I have you two.

I'm stuck!

Where's David Bowie when you need him?

(They hear the sound of a car. Mae looks outside a window in the chamber to see a pink convertible drives by with Dean Malenko in it.)

COME BACK, MALENKO!

(Mae breaks through the wall of the temple and clings onto the back car bumper. Sailor Moon and Drake look confused. Malenko sees her.)

Dean Malenko: OH MY GOD! IT'S A MAE OLD! GET IT AWAY! GET IT AWAY!

I'm going to make you MINE!

(Malenko starts to go up to 100 and drives up around the mountain. He makes a sharp turn. Mae falls off the bumper and off the side of the mountain, plummeting downwards.)

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*BOOM*

(A fiery explosion shoots upward from where Mae fell. Sailor Moon and Drake look even more confused.)

Okay. That was........ weird.

's voice: Are you guys okay?!

Not really! Could you get us out of here, please?!

(Later)

I told you to watch your step, but did you listen? No. You should've told me what you were going to be doing here.

We're sorry, but we're here to find the Crystal, then Mae Young attacked us. We're sorry if we screwed anything up.

You know, you could've asked me for the Crystal. I have it with me. (shows them a clear crystal) Viola, one of the three Armaments of the computer world. By the way, you'll need more companions and a base. I'm coming with you two.

(David gives Sailor Moon the Crystal.)

Thanks, David. We'll treasure it forever.

Let's go. The show's almost over.

Narrator: So now, Drake, Sailor Moon, and David Bowie journey onward to find new companions.

(on fire) I'm not dead yet.

Narrator: Yes you are, you fell off the cliff.

I'm getting better.

Narrator: Go away.

Oh... my heart. (dies)