Wonder Land
Disclaimer: No, I do not own any DBZ characters, nor do I own the Disney Characters. None, zip. I only own Gokien, and Gokia, but I doubt you will try and steal my wimpy characters for your own. But if you do, I will have to send you a ki blast through FedEx. AN: Short, yes, boring, most likely, stupid, maybe, waste of my time, no. See what happens when you play kingdom hearts while trying to think up fanfics?? >.o
Vegeta yawned softly, covering his mouth with one hand. Sunday, of all the days to train, not to mention he was beat down by this damn earth cold he seemed to be having. The prince sat up in the white sheets, looking out the glass door to the world out there. Nothing, just a light blue sky and birds chirping. Shaking his head once, he stumbled out of the bed, catching himself from falling and grabbed his head with two hands. This cold was worse than he gave it credit for.
He stood up straight, regaining his balance, and walked out the glass doors, to the balcony. The birds were flying around the trees, the leaves falling one by one off of them. He coughed, and all of a sudden, the pheasants seemed to fly off into the sky. Vegeta raised on of his royal eyebrows, and looked at the trees. Why the hell were the leaves orange and brown? Was the tree dying? He left it alone, some stupid earth ritual no doubt.
Suddenly he saw something run under the trees. "A rabbit in a tux...how strange." Then he walked back into the bedroom.
"Wait a fuckin' second! Rabbits don't wear tuxedos!" He stopped, then ran back out to the balcony, jumping over the rail and onto the ground, landing on his feet.
Vegeta looked around again, searching for the rabbit, yet he couldn't find it, he searched through the bushes, yet, no rabbit. He scratched his head with his hand once, then looked behind him, to see the rabbit, jumping in a large dark hole. Funny, he had never seen that hole there before. Something was going on, and he had to find out.
He looked at the hole, it seemed deep, and rather dark, but he shrugged it off. Floating into the air he dived face first into the hole.
4 hours later.
He couldn't move his muscles, and he couldn't accelerate or slow down, he was going at a dangerously fast rate down this hole.
‘This is fuckin' crazy, I tell you, why didn't I just stay in bed like that woman wanted??'
He sneezed once, the snot traveling at the same speed he was. "Nuts.."
‘BAAAAAAAAM!'
Vegeta let out a low groan, and opened one of his eyes to look around, he was at a hallway. That was red and pink. "What the fu- OOF!"
"I'm late! I'm late, I'm late, I'm late! The Queen will have my head for sure!" Screeched the white rabbit in a tuxedo as he raced down the hallway, seeming to have stepped on poor Vegeta.
"Argh.. My head." Vegeta groaned, as he got off the floor, trying to make his 2 other feet go away. He shook his head once, and then ran off after the rabbit.
Vegeta stopped, right infront of a door. He blinked once at it, and went to turn the knob, the rabbit must have went in there. He touched the knob, and it glowed. Pulling his hand away, he looked at it weirdly.
Suddenly, the door opened, revealing another door, and that one, another, and another and another, till the door was so small Vegeta would have to crawl through it. "What the? Oi, this is not my day."
Vegeta got on his hands and knees, crawling through the door, his shoulders were huge, so they were hard to get through, bringing his head up to look backwards, he hit his head on the door sill. "Fuck!"
Pulling his shoulders through, and then his entire body, he got all the way through the door, and stood upright, rubbing the bump forming on his head. He looked around the room, then he saw a even smaller door than the first. "Oh hell no. I am not going through there."
"You don't have to
"WHA!?!" Vegeta jumped fifty feet in the air, scared out of his wits. He looked at the smaller door, the doorknob was talking.
"Take the ingredients in the blue bottle, it will make you smaller
Vegeta blinked, and looked at the table in the middle of the room. He picked up the little blue bottle and opened the lid. One sniff of it wanted to make him puke, he made a face, and forced the liquid down his throat.
Suddenly, Vegeta started to shrink, looking around, everything seemed to get bigger. "..."
As soon as he stopped shrinking, he looked around, then walked up to the door. "Hey! Wake up!"
The doorknob awoke for one second, then blinked. "Go through the other door.
"You Son of a- What other door!?" then he looked to his right. "Oh, that door."
The prince took his time to walk to the door, and passed through it casually. Coming to the other side, he saw just darkness. "What the?" He turned around just as the door disappeared. "Hey!"
Vegeta growled low in his throat, and turned around again. Nothing was supporting him up, just darkness, then, he looked at his feet. Coming from under them were bright footsteps. He raised an eyebrow, and tapped the footprint infront of him with his foot. It was solid. He jumped to the first footprint, then to the next, and the next, and the next. Then, by his 65th footprint, then prints stopped, and the one under him disappeared, causing him to fall into the dark.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-OOF!" He hit the chair with a huge thump. He rubbed his bum and looked around, two other people sat at the table. A tiny white man with a huge top hat, and a brown rabbit. Vegeta blinked at them, and they blinked back, then the rabbit blew out of a noise maker. "Happy Un-Birthday!"
The prince raises his eyebrow. "What? There is no such thing!"
"Yes, there is!" Shouted the rabbit.
"No there isn't."
"Yes, there is, and the Mad Hatter will tell you so!"
"Listen here bunny, there is no mad people in this ...place you have here! But there is about to be a mad prince, right on your ass!"
The rabbit backed away, and ran behind the chair of the man with the huge hat. The man blinked at Vegeta. "Happy un-birthday sir! For everyday that is not your birthday! There is a day that is your un-birthday!"
"You are making no sense." Vegeta exclaimed.
"Because I am mad, I am the Mad Hatter."
Vegeta shook his head, and when the rabbit tried to place a hat on his head, all hell broke loose. Vegeta sprang up from the chair, and punched the rabbit square in the face, causing the rabbit to go flying. Vegeta sneezed, and wiped his nose. "I'm out of this crazy-world."
The prince of vegeta-sei walked out of the Mad Hatter's garden by the door, and passed through the door quickly. He looked out the other end, it seemed okay, it was a forest this time. And man, was it huge.
Vegeta looked around the forest, looking at the HUGE mushrooms and plants.
"You seem to be enjoying Wonderland, dear sir." Said a voice from the distance.
Vegeta looked around, trying to find out where the voice had come from. "What? Who are you!? I demand to know!"
"I am who I am, but I also go by the name Celebweth, the Mistress of Wonderland." Suddenly, atop a mushroom, a faery appeared, her orange eyes shining, and golden hair falling to her knees. "My dear Prince, you have wandered into Wonderland, now you will never return home."
Vegeta growled at the faery mistress. "How dare you! I am going home!"
Celebweth shook her head. "No sir, you won't." Then she did a flip, and faded into the air.
Vegeta stared at the place where the faery had been. "Stupid woman, I will find my way home." then without much else but a snort, he was on his way, walking down the path of the forest.
"A young man makes his way into Wonderland I see, I see." Said a purple cat from atop a tree branch. "But yet, he will not find his way home, no he will not, sir will not."
"What is with this place!? Talking cats, faeries, mad hatters, what's next!? Playing cards with spears?!"
The cat smiled . "I thought you would never ask!"
The forest suddenly disappeared from around Vegeta, and a court room replaced it.
A fat lady sat upon the top of the room, in a huge chair, with a little man next to her. "ORDER! ORDER IN THE COURT! I am the LAW! ORDER!"
Vegeta watched as the white rabbit from earlier ran across the room to the podium. "Hey! You! Rabbit!"
"SHUT UP! I am THE LAW!!!!" Screeched the Queen. And vegeta scowled. "Who gives two shits who you are! I just want to get home! And this rabbit
The Queen turned red with anger. "How DARE YOU! YOU DEFY ME!? THE QUEEN!?"
"Yes."
"WHY YOU! CARDS! SEIZE HIM! Alice will get her trial later!"
Vegeta looked over at his side, and flew up into the air slightly. There was a girl there, in a white and blue dress, with blond hair and blue eyes. "Hello, I am Alice, it seems you have gotten the Queen angry sir."
Vegeta blinked at the girl. "Yeah... seems I have."
Alice smiled at him, in a way that, made him think of her with blue hair. "Well, I am here for trial."
Vegeta wondered why such a kind girl would be in a trial. "What did you do?"
"Well, these cards were painting the white roses red, because the queen wanted it, so I helped them, seemed like a nice thing to do. Well, the queen seemed to have changed her mind, and sentenced the cards to death because of the flowers."
Vegeta blinked. "What a dumb reason, I mean, if someone had painted my roses red I would have blasted their heads off, but still. And you didn't do anything."
Alice nodded. "Yes I know, plus I am stuck in this place, I followed the White Rabbit in here."
Vegeta raised an eyebrow. "So did I."
"Well then, we are in for the same reason."
The prince nodded. And then a booming voice came again. "I SAID SEIZE HIM!"
"Woman, you are getting on my nerves!"
"ME GETTING ON YOUR OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH! YOU LITTLE! GET HIM! OFF WITH HIS HEAD!"
Vegeta rolled his eyes, and took Alice's wrist in his hand, lifting her off the ground with him. "Time to get out of here."
Alice smiled. "Take the east exit! Hurry!"
Vegeta tore off, leaving the cards that were only running, in the dust. He blasted off into the east exit, back to the forest, and back to the side of the room. Then the room turned to darkness, and he looked down and Alice was gone. "What the?? Girl! Hey, GIRL!" He looked around, but all was darkness. He blinked, and then felt the darkness swallowing him whole, he couldn't breath.
"Vegeta!"
"Hmmmmmmm."
"Vegeta, wake up. VEGETA!"
"OWWW! WOMAN! What the?" Vegeta looked around, he was in his room. "What the heck happened? Bulma?"
Bulma looked down at him and felt his forehead. "Well, no more fever, You'll be okay, get some more rest."
"Woman, what kind of medicine did you give me?"
"Horse Tranquilizer."
"Oh."
Bulma shook her head, and then walked out of the room.
Vegeta blinked. "Weird." And then covered his head with a pillow.
Celebweth looked into the window of the bedroom and smirked. She looked at the women that had been with Vegeta and smirked even wider, then flipped, and faded into the air.
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